What did film critics mean by this?

What did film critics mean by this?

>Salkowitz

Apologize

Loud, abrasive and devoid of substance.

You go tell 'em tiger.

Bvs is hot garbage.

Out of hundreds of idiot bloggers and liberals, only one man strove to understand BvS as more than a dangerous election time movie.

BvS' greatest mistake was attempting to fight a cultural war where it found itself vastly outnumbered. Indeed a movie for a different era.

Watch it again when you're over 25.

Only dumb people didn't appreciate/understand this movie.

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There isn't really a witty response this, as anybody who hates Trump is stupid enough to like this movie.

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Bullshit, BvS is nowhere near that great.

They hate Trump
They hate BvS

Really needed to fire up the neurons to figure that one out

They mean that they know nothing about politics and are probably still wearing an ice pack between their butt cheeks today.

The film is going to set a standard that will make modern cinema great again

Trailer trash don't really like capeshit, so I don't know what critics are trying to say.

>It’s also convenient that one of “Batman v Superman’s” central antagonists (other than Luthor) is a Democratic senator from Kentucky. Played by Holly Hunter, she represents a bureaucrat who is trying to restrict Superman — by growing big government. While director Zack Snyder may not have embedded his popcorn tentpole with far-reaching political insights, the movie beats the drums of national pride and demonizes mysterious terrorist threats. Then there’s Superman himself: a squeaky clean symbol of Americana whose feet and back are literally draped in red.

This triggers the SJW.

>this is what film ""criticism"" is has come to nowadays
What the fuck happened, how do these people have jobs

>Trump vows to break up the banks and combat wall street
>plans to repeal Dodd-Frank and weaken the CFPB
>strengthens ties with China as the yuan rises and the peso drops
what did he mean by this?

>how do these people have jobs
Disney paychecks come in regularly.

It's fake hype

Source?

It's sort of fitting how BvS proved itself right by basically becoming in reality what Superman was in the film.

He has no idea what he's doing. The con artist is in over his head.

People will come to appreciate it. Others will just double down on their shit taste.

We gotalked lied to by the msm of the Internet. It is quite literally the clinton foundation of films

seriously think about it

the whole martha scene makes sense then
>what do americlaps love more than fucking their sister and apple pie? their moms
>who do americans hate and have been told to hate for decades? russians something the clinton corp also hates and pushed heavily this year
>the first part is also why mexicans love it too
>then you have ben as batman. what was the big thing about ben last year? his love for muslims and nonwhites something the clinton corp also loves
>ceo is a chink now too - trump has been against them and bad mouthing them the whole year

>Marvel has urged us to take stand against the fucking white male
>All the Marvel heroes are fucking white males while women and "people of color" can only be sidekicks or love interests
Inb4 Black Panther, they leave him for Phase 3, when the market was well established and all the real people already got his movie

They don't dare touch the lead character as of yet but oh they're desperate for it. They're biding their time.

Apologueise

>wanting to be offended so much that you explicitly misunderstand the plot of a movie
SJW are fucking ridicoulous.

This, or being so dumb they actually don't understand the reasons of the senator.

Meanwhile, DC has a multicultural Justice League: A Muslim, a Jew, an Indian, a Samoan and a black man. Supes is technically a white christian man but he's an illegal immigrant.

>she represents a bureaucrat who is trying to restrict Superman
So who is Luthor supposed to be? In opposition to this? Bernie?

>intellectual
>interested in geek culture

pick one

>#IMFAT

This. Marvel's heroes have been remarkably straight, white, and male, which like three exceptions.

One of their executives said they were going to fuck it up, though.

Im over 25 and the only way this comment makes sense is if you mean that how by that age you'll be more numb to the monotony. I mean, yea Im not an antsy little sperg when waiting in a line, but movies shouldn't feel like you're sitting in a doctors office being treated by a prick that finally gives you good medical advice when they find out your moms have the same name.

>June is an antagonist, not an obstacle for Lex to step over as he discards his humanity for power
Ok, cool

Probably shows what a disconnect between reviews, polls, public response to actual numbers.

Trump was projected to lose by so many experts at so many different times. He wasnt supposed to get the votes, he's wrong for the job, he has plans and projects that will cost more money than they'll save, he has next to no experience in foreign policy. Yet... he won.

BvS was expected to break records based on name alone. I increasingly was getting weaker and weaker results from bad feedback. Affleck, Gal Gadot, too many leaks, the trailer showing doomsdays, then the reviews. All these things were "hurting" the film. It looked like it was going to be a flop. It wasn't, it made more money than any batman or superman movie. Despite it being easily the worst batman or superman movie.

Neither trump or BvS could do no wrong. People supported them no matter what. Republicans voted as they always do to support their party. DC fans did the same. BvS essentially predicted Trumps win. The american public doesn't care about what other people think. You can tell them "don't touch that, its hot" and most people will burn themselves just to be sure.

Save us based Snyder

I really don't know.

>You can tell them "don't touch that, its hot" and most people will burn themselves just to be sure
If the liberal media told me it was raining outside I'd open a window just to be sure

The same critics that praised Ghostbusters and Marvel's politically correct trite were all inclined to dismiss BvS' critique of the faithless world we live in. Indeed they feared that BvS was implying that if a saviour would ever come, the media would be the first to attack him because it threatened their authority. BvS is the victim of exactly this. And so is Trump In that sense, the film is right. People fear what they don't understand. And people fear that which may eventually prove their egos wrong.

I can think of no other film that became so muddled up with culture wars than BvS. In many ways, BvS is the opposite of Ghostbusters. Rather than being the MSM pet, it became the MSM's worst nightmare.

That guy is a troll and looks like he just disagrees with most critics' consensus on films to stand out. BVS is passable with the extended cut, but that's about it. Its main problem was shoving a shitload of things together in an attempt to rush a cinematic universe instead of taking it slow like Marvel did. And making everything grimdark, that's just bullshit in a superman movie. It kinda worked for the Dark Knight Trilogy but even then it was mostly just grounded and also got kinda irritating near the end. It takes itself too seriously and tacks on too much shit yet contrarians (read: teens who want Sup Forums to be the opposite of plebbit, instead of a forum free of the constraints of identity) make it out to be something grand and deep. Where were these faggots when convoluted and muddled Prometheus came out? Fucking children.

Blah blah blah moral blah blah blah politics blah blah blah fanboys blah blah blah 9/11

For fuck sakes will someone just TL,DR this already and just tell us the short version of this please?

>>the first part is also why mexicans love it too
That explains all the twitter capekino shitskins

So are any of these faggots that argue on either side of the marvel vs dc thing sincere, or is it all a meme? I thought it was the latter, but a lot of these threads seem not so jokey

>Literally admitting you lack reading comprehension.
Shiggy

so a movie for winners?

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>Blah blah blah moral blah blah blah politics blah blah blah fanboys blah blah blah 9/11
This is the Marvel audience.

BvS fans are usually dismissive of DC Universe films aswell.

This. Though he's not a con artist, he's a conniving businessman with an inflated ego and a penchant for getting triggered. The poor, downtrodden and forgotten midwest looked for their own Obama and fell for this asshole's promises. That's like you got raped in the ass and look for solace in a prison cell with a massive bbc-laden rapist. Corporations fucked over these people and their answer is a businessman who fucked over a lot of people (sometimes not even paying them). This country is fucked for sure now.

>Supes is technically a white christian man but he's an illegal immigrant.

Literally an illegal alien

i feel like it started out as one but people got more into it over time

>written by Ramin Soodabooda bin Sandnigger

He lost me at "Doomsday = Critical theory". Interesting thesis, but the reality is that it was just a mediocre movie.

I don't see it as that, I see it as corporate assholes. All iron man movies have these assholes as villains. GOTG, and movies where loki is a villain (thor 1-2 and avengers 1), it's not a corporate asshole but rather someone out for revenge and power. Ant-Man has a corporate asshole, 2008 hulk movie also has a power-hungry asshole (and also a hothead military guy). The captain america movies have Hydra as the main villains and they're just stand-ins for nazis. Avengers 2 has a robot and arguably stark's ego. And I saw Dr Strange yesterday, the villain was power-hungry and out for revenge. His family died and he hoped to end death.

And I say this as a mexican. You sheltered suburbanite teens have gone so far into anti-sjw shit that's all you see. I see characters but you dumbasses just see color.

Also, I have a greencard that I will replace with citizenship. You dumbasses are so against illegal immigrants that legal ones like me can easily take your middle-class jobs. But no, keep hating on illegals who get paid peanuts and do shit jobs no one else will.

>That being said, Feige vows that the MCU would only continue to diversify in future releases. “For us, it’s important that we don’t feel like a completely white, European cast,” he said, noting that the next four releases in Marvel’s lineup feature women of color as their leading female and/or love interests. According to the interview, “Spider-Man: Homecoming” will be the most diverse Marvel film to date, which Feige sees as merely a representation of the real world.

Yeah, we're just imagining it.

You missed the point, you stupid fucking beaner, which was that up until now, the casts of these movies have been unusually lacking in diversity..

wtf, I love DC now

So same shit as Trump. Foreigners and ironic shitposters praised him, eventually impressionable teens and citizens believed this tripe. Or Sup Forums for that matter. How else can it be explained that teens are unironically prude and embrace (at lease online) religion, on a site known for porn, weaboos, and general hate?

If he wants to represent the real world, shouldn't half the cast members express conservative opinions? He's full of shit. He removed a Tibetan monk from Dr Quips because it would offend racist chinks. Meanwhile fat Marvel tumblrina fangirl loves Marvel for replacing him with a bald old woman instead.

> wanting gay heroes

Nobody gives a fuck about gay people seriously they're like less than 1% of the population of earth and add nothing to the plot

Hell at least 50% of people are ugly there a very few ugly lead in hollywood where is the outcry ?

Gay people are fucking useless like oh hey my first lead is cool but do you know that he also like to fuck dude ? yeah cool story bro

The only gay people represented are rightfully so are famous gay people

New america need to die Trump can't come soon enough

>> wanting gay heroes
I don't think that I was implying that.

Just about every news source in october was saying cliton was ahead. Fox News, CNN, you'd probably have to dig pretty hard to find one that didn't say so.... with you know, actual polls to back it up. The point is the polls are still a small percentage of what people really want. You never really know the results.

I'm not following the argument, I put in my 2 cents on the post I replied to. And what does adding more 'diversity' to the cast solve in terms of you tards complaining about other tards complaining about race? I see this brought up every single thread, "villains in marvel movies are white". Most of hispanic tv has light-skinned people in leading roles. You don't see many hispanics complain about this. All you tards DO complain, and it's inconsequential shit you're complaining about.

They'll add more "color" and you people will complain. They have white people as villains and you people complain. You're like women, bitching about useless shit. If you want shit more to your liking, invest in shit you like or start trying to make scripts to your liking.

it's only diverse if it doesn't have the potential to offend anyone.

I was praising Marvel for their uniqueness in having so many non-diverse cast members, unlike so many movies these days.

>Marvel's heroes have been remarkably straight, white, and male
No shit most of them are from the 70s or the 80s. SJW obsesion is a 00s and 10s thing.

you're bluepilled as fuck, nobody cared about this shit back in the 80s or 90s because it was tastefully done.

Well, I'm speaking about how they're depicted in the current series. They could have said, "Let's just scramble their races and genders," but they didn't do that.

who /ben/ here?

he's going to make capeshit great again

you think the Jews would really risk millions of dollars to appease a small sjw %?

They follow a formula for every movie at the white man is the main character because if they make it a black man or woman suddenly it becomes a risk to do anything with the character

I know i'm talking agains't stupid american not you.

Sorry if you felt like it was aimed at you

>you think the Jews would really risk millions of dollars to appease a small sjw %?
It's happened before.

Capeshit's great again. Now we just need Ben to show it to the rest of the plebs

I'm an ethnic guy. This shit doesn't bother me, nor do I care one way or the other. Like I said, there's a lack of diversity in popular hispanic media, this shit is ok for a large number of my kind. What I DO care about is whether shit is entertaining or not. Hell, most mexicans/hispanics watch american movies dubbed over in spanish (or rarely, subtitles) and love them. This dumbass pandering is inconsequential to hispanics, it would be better to make interesting stories first and then focus on the cast.

As for BVS, it failed to be cohesive and thus wasn't as entertaining as it should be. Hamfisted jesus imagery doesn't entertain us, better plot without useless shit convoluting things does. Marvel movies mainly focus on a single storyline thread and put entertaining shit into their movies so they do well worldwide.

you can't compare a $145 million budget movie to a Disney movie

Then TFA?

>failed to be cohesive

I don't really understand this, as someone who has never read any superman or batman comics I was never at any point lost in the plot or wondering "why is this happening"


what exactly was confusing about it?

>just change everything because I don't like white people
nah

i'll give you the fact they made the main character a white woman but they also did what I said with her and took zero risks, she's a perfect mary sue with no flaws.

That was different. It was mainly a nostalgia thing, with little changes thrown in to make it seem like it's a new thing. Wow, a soccerball is a droid. Oh, a stormtrooper isn't a clone and doesn't wanna do evil things. A chick protagonist who has a past with Luke. All these things are minor but no, apparently it's to pander to SJWs.

>le bvs was so bad right guizz xd

actually the protagonist change was pretty significant, because she was a girl she couldn't have any flaws otherwise disney would be called sexist, so they basically made Rey into Anakin but has none of his flaws

You're living up to the stereotype of brown people being dumb fucks. Stop it.

If it was just batman and superman it'd be fine. Then they added wonderwoman, justice league shit, metahumans. How is it Marvel gets shit on for adding useless shit in (thor and the scientist from avengers 1 in that pool-scene in avengers 2) but DC doesn't? It's the same shit as Prometheus but you contrarians seem adamant in defending this bullshit.

I saw the extended cut and it made more sense but even then it was just mediocre. Batman and hipster Lex were why I watched it and I couldn't give more of a shit to most everything else. This coming from the guy who watches the Dark Knight Trilogy regularly and loved Dark Knight Rises.

>meanwhile WB was official Hillary sponsor

>How is it Marvel gets shit on for adding useless shit in (thor and the scientist from avengers 1 in that pool-scene in avengers 2) but DC doesn't
what

Are you the same shitskin that whines every thread about that three minute montage of Justice League in a three hour movie?

I think Marvel fits you just fine considering that even superhero movies seem to be overwhelming for you.

>wonderwoman, justice league shit, metahumans
>useless shit

But they are all getting movies?

I know you. You're the same exact moron ranting in every BvS thread. Nobody is as obsessed with this movie as much as you are. I can even make out your spelling style now. And now you even preemptively defended yourself with "b-but I love deep Batman guise".

I'm happy you confirmed you were shitskin a while back. Goes to show why you're so obsessed shilling Marvel's race mixing propaganda.

People dumped on the thor and selvig adventure in AoU. It was stupid. They easily could have cut it and just had Thor leave and come back knowing more. The information wasn't that relevant to the plot, how he got it even less so....also it was not well done.

The thing about complaining about marvel movies is there's 2 a year from marvel, soon to be 3 and some from fox, which is not disney, but still marvel. More movies means more stupid shit happens to complain about.

DC is trying to play catch up. DC fans seem to excuse a lot of bull shit DC does because the ends justify the means, they want more characters, more movies, they want it now.

you live in a strange fantasy world

>liking that scene from AoU

Id rather live in a fantasy world than be a retard.

I never even said I liked it, I don't remember anything from that movie.

You disagreed with all points made in my comment. You implied you liked it when I said it was bad and you said I live in a fantasy world. That's defending the scene. I cant interpret wtf you mean by that comment then, it's so vague, empty and meaningless I half expected it to be a quote from BvS. I guess it just represents yourself.