/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Sermon 12 edition

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first for defending the electoral college at all costs

Fuck morrowind

no

FUCK morrowind

That ponyfag on Sup Forums got the university banned again

Sixth for Sixth House

seventh for best america

God bless

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How's your day going bud

fucken excellent

just woke up

not gonna do shit, im gonna save all my errands/chores for tomorrow

nice

>vvardenfell time

Ameribros, if you would compare Morrowind to any country IRL, what would it be?

Did they kill him?

Vivec throatfucked Azura back to oblivion and he just sort of disappeared after that. He's still alive tho

depends on what you mean

Needs to be a centrist one with reddit and morty picture.

>land of the free and brave
>one part isnt free
>the other part isnt brave

>Fairbanks
lel

The South is both but we aren't supposed to be in the US

which part of ''isnt free™'' are you having a hard time at understanding you redneck cum guzzling mart-tard

Umm, the South is the free-est country in the world sweaty :))))))

Yeah sure bud
Where is your mongolian bag weaving forum flag again :^))))

You wanna throw down Conway Twitty

>Where is your mongolian bag weaving forum flag again
The South is the rightful successor to the ideals of the Founders, it makes sense that we would keep their flag

I guess, the mentality and geopolitical situation.
Dunmer are xenophobic MUH TRIBUNAL fanatics with visible condescendence toward other races. Their economy is pretty fucked though - the only thing they export is ebony, pretty much. Current regime is pretty strict, with tibunal cracking down on groups like dissident priests and ashlanders.

>tfw not even autismflags support your flag
>tfw have 100% loss ratio
>we are indebendant Xddddd

>The Islamic State of Turkey will never be first world
>The Islamic State of Turkey will never be secular
>The Islamic State of Turkey will never be a functioning republic
>Every second of their existence is just a billion Kurds shitting on the memory of their founder

WHAT OF KWAMA EGGS?
I mean, did the Tribunal actually betray Nerevar?

ummm we are actually the first and most secular cunt in ME sweaty :)))))))))))
...which is like having the comfiest spot in hell.

pre war South or a peripheral state of Romans maybe, idk

There's nothing comparable to it that I can think of

>I mean, did the Tribunal actually betray Nerevar?
mortal Tribunal did, but they never really existed now that Vivec decided to fuck with everything

Because of course, dark elves are famous not for the rich assortment of metals, but for big-ass eggs, brown gunk and saltrice.
Yeah, it kinda makes sense. It would be awesome if there was giant dwarven mech somewhere beneath the south though.

>It would be awesome if there was giant dwarven mech somewhere beneath the south though
Not sure about you but I don't want to live near a robot that can argue you into being recursively wiped out of existence

Numidium is pretty fucking metal tho, ngl

Gas the morroFags

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make Bethesda lore weird again

Every time

>Romero also holed up in his office to play Doom for several days straight
Do all good games have shit like this in the development process?

i hope so

autismflags crashed

>remove subsidies for corn and wheat
>products with corn syrup in them become much more expensive
>poor families forced to buy shit like broccoli
>obesity crisis solved overnight
Why is this so fucking hard

>steam ''''sale''''
>everything is atleast 25, on average 33 liras

why indeed

its almost like small farmers no longer benefit from these subsidies and there are middlemen making lots of money through the convoluted system alongside corporations creating monopolies

worst steam sale ever, everything on sale is shit

it keeps getting worst every year.
the new Mortal kombat is the only game worth the price

Bought KSP tho, maybe I'll actually play it this time

morrowind is $7.50 faggots

I already have it negro

its way more easy to land on some of the more far away planets than the mun

>16 liras
is it worth it?

btw buy warband

In Northern Ireland we held a festival to celebrate the Scotch-Irish routes between us and yous, do you love us yet? Andrew Jackson's dad's house had even been turned into a museum.

>is it worth it?
Why do you think we keep shilling it

Also, it's easier to get to Jool if you slingshot around the star in March

Why do people there care

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there is going to be an anime about the ottomans next season.
>tfw there are '''''cunts'''''' around me that DONT have their anime

good, muh dunmah

it is, its one of the most unique RPG setting i've ever seen, and though the combat is clunky shit, the effort bethesda put into the worldcrafting is phenomenal

and ive got warband famalam, im at 393 hours

i ought to put in another 7 for an even 400 kek

my mom's side of the family is scotch irish, they even visit their family's ruined castle in scotland every few years

hard working celts are the foundation of southern culture

>watching anime

>though the combat is clunky shit
mods

I was worried that was h*talia for a sec there

im replaying for the first time in years

im purposely avoiding minmaxing to enjoy it fully, its bringing back some good memories

ıt looks like garbage.
still gonna watch it

I've only watched 3 animus before because I'm not a weebshit

Make racism cool again!

the melee combat is pretty boring as it has always been on bethesda games but being a mage in morrowind is one of the more satisfying experiences you can get in a video game

quads confirm anime is great and y'all are full of shit

There's nothing wrong with Morrowind's combat

sure...

watching same swing animation is pretty fugin boring since theres no depth to the attack patterns other than one doing more damage than other. if there was some sort of penetration/slash mechanic it would justify having the use best attack unticked.

>I've only watched 3 animus

then how did you become gay

i'll agree with that

magic is broken, but it still fits into the world as "well of course magic is broken its fucking magic it literally bends reality to your will"

and then theres the enchanting and alchemy systems which are easily abused in their own right

its my favorite game of all time and i cant even deny how bad it is senpai, i still love it though, the way a father hides his disappointment in a downie son to make sure he feels loved

>then how did you become gay
They were exceptionally bad animus

Hi. I'm from the Midwestern states. I won't mention which, because it fucking sucks. You get the idea. Which southern states are you guys from?

Arkansas

You should get autism flags

yet you still post anime

North Carolina!

actually giggled

shit man, i'm mildly ashamed at the amount of anime i've seen

Arkansas here, midwesterners are welcome, culturally y'all are our closest brethen

what state you from bud?

It annoys people

I'm from the state where a city is mostly in control more than the capital of the state. In my opinion of course.
Kek
Sweet.

>c^#?tw*y

>being from the most corrupt state in the union
Sad!

>Illinois

im sorry user, chicago is garbage and the rest of you shouldn't pay for the burden of their sins

>the T*rkish """"""""script""""""""""

>trapped in the middle east
>hating on our spacious southern paradise

i think you're jelly you can't visit

>öğlürs at you angrily
english and french sounds super fucking gay to us tbqh

jokes on you i live in the greatest city on erff

Exactly why I want to fucking leave this fucking state. I fucking don't like it here.

Arkansas is comfy if you like the outdoors. Tennessee is always a good choice tho

>jokes on you i live in the greatest city on erff

he's proud of you, because he's always watching

the south has a cheap cost of living and plenty of room

just assimilate and you'll be fine, get ready for more smalltalk than you've ever dealt with

>population of arkansas: 2.9 million
KEK STATELETS, WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
i can fart towards bosphorus and 2.9 people will smell it
also sh*tstanbul voted HAYIR

>2.9 people will smell it
>Turks are cutting off people's body parts

>trapped in an urban shithole

my god

it must be a nightmare

I actually like living close to a city. I fucking hate Chicago. It's going to be the next fucking Detroit. How's Little Rock? Is that city decent than Chicago?
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks bud.

umm please talk to me when you get your own metro,train,ferry and metrobus line sweaty :)))))

oh like you dont do it aswell

umm please talk to me when you own a car sweetie :))))))

the combined population of these states is about 86 million. wew that's almost as big as Germany.

its a good place to build a life

>Not including Florida.
That's a southern state too ya know?

>How's Little Rock?
shit lol. I think it's 200,000 people and a plurality of them are niggers

Bentonville is nice tho. It's right next to other cities and I think the metro is 200,000 people as well

There aren't any large scale cities here though, so if you're looking for that then you won't find it

>That's a southern state too

>not wanting to live in the city of the world's desire
KEK
E
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>implying Istanbul is even the city of Turkey's desire

>Bentonville
I've heard of that city before... Isn't that the city where the original Walmart was born?

Tried Whataburger for the first time, pretty good but nothing I would buy every week.

But it was part of the confederacy.

That and Springdale, ye

Kentucky and West Virginia were part of the Union but that doesn't make them Yanks

Reminder that the Christians will retake Constantinople and the t*rks will be genocided.