I'm going to ukraine for 2 weeks next sunday. What the fuck should I do there? I will be spending time in Kiev...

I'm going to ukraine for 2 weeks next sunday. What the fuck should I do there? I will be spending time in Kiev, Odessa and maybe Lviv. I do not know what to do there apart from getting drunk and fucking whores.

homos answer

>getting drunk and fucking whores
That would occupy me for 2 weeks.

Do you have anything special in mind? Do you just want to get fuckfaced or do you maybe want to see a certain thing or two?

All fun is on the east part.

>Kiev, Odessa and maybe Lviv

You could easily fill up 2 weeks sightseeing in and around those cities, if you care about that shit

Enjoy the comfyness

Since you've planned to visit Ukraine for 2 weeks one would think you'd have an idea of what to do

Just visit all the museums and walk around the main streets looking around.

If you're a pleb go get drunk like an animal and try not to get robbed by some pimp.

lul dunno. i just want to get the fuck out from finland in my vacation.

pls no :D

yeah bitches and shit. i also have tought some places to see but i still got 2 weeks.

Go to the east

Western Ukraine is the bast Ukraine. Eastern Ukraine's cities are shitty, ugly and aren't worthy of visiting, People there'd probably try to take advantage of you being foreigner or just simply rob you.

K, what cities/places and what to do in the East Ukraine then?

there are lots of things to see in Kiev and in Odessa you can just hang out on the beach all day and enjoy the sun and water. in the evening you can go partying.

>what to do in the East Ukraine then

Nothing. There's nothing to do. Well, you can try to fuck as much local girls as you can tho. Slav women like foreigners because subconsciously they think that they may take them away from a hell of a country where they live. You can play on it.

How much does a whore cost in US dollars, roughly speaking?

beaches in ukraine are shit. go to bulgaria or greece or turkey for the beaches.
the hipster bullshit in kiev is nice htouhg, there is a nice amalgamation between communism heritage and hipster bars there. for the rest its just cheap whores and buildings from the communism which are maintained at the front, but could collapse any second

an actual whore? dunno but it would be cheap, though you run the risk of some bydlo robbing you. just getting a girl out for a dinner and fucking her? the price of the dinner, which could hardly go over $50 in relative luxury

sub 30 dollars in safe places for one hour fuck

occupy it for 2 weeks.

WTF I love Ukraine now!

An hour for an escort here is at least $250-$300. Always wanted to try one tbqh.

youre paying that for practically what is an elaborate wank. you think its worth it? buy alcohol instead

>safe places
prostitution is illegal in Ukraine, so there are no safe places for that. the cops or some random bydlo could fuck you over anytime.

Yeah well it is kinda safe when you just go to the right hotels. There are servicre women right there where it can happen in safe environment.

Like Hotel Rus for example. You pay for the whores and couple bucks for doorman. Downstairs cigarette room is full of these bitches.