Any update on the gf to user situation?

Any update on the gf to user situation?

Gf transferred to me a few weeks ago for roughly $40 (movie ticket plus dinner), however management feels she isn't living up to expectations because girls in porn are much more attractive. Considering a sale.

Complete smokescreen by Chad fc

All talks have ceased as there is a permament transfer ban on user FC

Gf signed lifetime deal, subsequently got lazy and fat and refuses to show any of the promise that she showed when the board offered her the contract.

I am not willing to take her on a permanent deal but I would be willing to go for a one-day loan. How about $5?

The transfer window ended at midnight, and I got the fax at 00:03.

Mail-order bride never arrived.

Fucking DHL

Thats what happens when you try and poach kids

i laughed

fucking kek

I would only need her for about 15 minutes.

kekked and checked

>sky sports sources are reporting user target gf has been poached by Tyrone FC, personnel terms have been agreed pending a thorough medical tomorrow morning

you can drive to Ukraine by car as welll, m8

Prospects are bleak as ever.

Every day there's a different talking-head in the media saying my team should be outright dissolved. Now I'm just sitting in my office with my phone in hand resting cold against my temple.

I think I'm going to do it, lads.

>buying white not asian

Do you want to get beaten up and robbed in your sleep?

uhm...what is finland?

a disgrace

Snapped up one on a free transfer, straight from the local u-19 squad. Apparently she was a long time fan of the club. Thinking of rescinding the contract tho, apparently her technical and mental attributes are still a work in progress. And she has shown a tendency to struggle with her natural fitness.

is this /bundes/?

>been hanging out with a free agent for a few weeks
>make it clear we're both attracted to each other
>she doesn't want to rush into a contract
>day of her birthday, wish her happy birthday
>no response
>texts go ignored
>days later she puts up a picture a with Chad FC, a team I've never even seen before
>relationship status: In a relationship with Chad FC

She got sniped out of the blue, I though for sure she was coming to user FC. I feel like a cuck, women are a meme

I heard Bosnia has a huge gf to user ratio, could be a top top league.

...

does she have a no-trade clause?

Club lawyers have advised against terminating the deal, it could be rather costly.

Team owner is a loner who stays inside his office all day and keeps himself occupied with his hobbies. As a result, there are currently no prospects on the horizon and no connections in the sport to make meeting potential prospects possible - they don't even know he exists. How does the owner expect to run a team this way? The sad part is he knows he's being a dumbass. Fear that time is running out on ever making a transfer is setting in though so maybe that'll inspire him.

owner should khs

Got a gf on a $200 loan for an hour and a bit

The owner should think about employing a scouting program such as tinder

Not a gf m8

There was a popular meme that Banja Luka had a massive market of free agents with a 7/1 gf to user ratio. Dont be fooled tho, those agents are of very poor quality, so much so that local chads are running to Hercegovina and central regions of the country to find the best talent our country has to offer.

>customer

this literally happened to me, the guy was a poser and uglier than me who plays in a shitty band.
anyway they broke up and her whereabouts are unknown, i miss her sometimes, fuck.

This is why I hate modern football. In the past, players would fight to stay at the same team for a long time. Nowadays, most transfers are short-lived and there's barely any sense of loyalty.

Ok I'm currently recalling my scouting team then

Happened to me too a few years ago. It was at my lowest point and that was just a kick in the teeth
Now I own my own house and car and am relatively successful and she is dating guys who look homeless. I still miss her..

damn, she has hairy arms