Went out with a girl

>went out with a girl
>tried to kiss her goodbye on the lips
>she moved and kissed me on the cheeks and left

>grease

why would you kiss right at the end? wtf

2greasy5her, clearly.

>date cucks

Did your breath stink?

should have slapped that bitch

no, probably had no interest in me

Ha ha

try paying your debts

what sport is this

Chase a check, never chase a bitch, user

Move on and grow some balls. There is no need to try and figure out what went wrong.

TFW Süperliga

>cheeks
Uh, dude, where I'm from that's pretty sexual. Men's butts are still considered a private part.

/bundes/

>Went out for a beer
>Girl is all over me all night
>Not THICC enough so not interested
>Go to kiss her good night on the cheek
>she turns and kisses me on the lips

Bundesliga

Do people actually get rejected on dates? Sad!

>>Go to kiss her good night on the cheek
>>she turns and kisses me on the lips

Good feel

>go out on a date
>about to kiss her on the lips
>"I had a great time user, you're such a good friend"
Should I kill myself, bros?

Keep socializing and move on to the next one

>be dating girl
>went to Spain for school. Wont see her for another few months
>Is barely texting me now, saying she has to study
>Still hanging out with friends
>probably getting pounded by Fernando as I type this

I hate my fucking life

I'm so glad I won't be seeing a rerun of this episode next summer.

stop being so pathetic guys. you supposed to be the jocks of 4chin.

Dude you have to respect her freedom, it's not like you were engaged. Long distance relationships suck for both the girl and the guy, move on and when she comes back if she's interested start again.

real talk move on don't text her either

If she is in Spain she is probably getting pounded by a load of British guys on a lads tour or stag do, or even worse, German.

>hungarian qt I had fun with during erasmus hasn't spoken to me in weeks

espana is so fucking sexy and they are so friendly omg so getting pounded what the fuck you expect you just dating you don't know dating you think you married?

>sitting with gril watching movie
>she goes into kiss me
>didn't see and start talking
>I'm talking while she has her lips wrapped around my mouth
>she recoils away
>keep watching movie
>never see her again

>unironically feeling down because of girls
kys yourselves

I want to die

long distance relationships blow dude, I know it's hard to let go but you always think your story is different

the thing is you're not special, and neither was I

hanged on for 4 years chaining myself before everthing collapsed in dramatic fashion. Made me grow up a ton but it was painful. End it if you find the courage

godspeed

this 2bh

and I thought Sup Forums was the most alpha board

Probably doesn't kiss people who don't pay denbts.

>going out
>going out with girls

>Sup Forums
>alpha

lel

She was the one obsessed with keeping as much contact as possible so something like this wouldnt happen.
I was also her first boyfriend so I dont know if that has anything to do with it. She not my first girlfriend but Ive never had a long distance relationship before
Fucking Nigel and Hanz
Fuck them bro
>he thinks if youre married its physically impossible to cheat
Thanks for the advice bro. Ive been thinking of letting go lately. Its just pure agony for me. How far apart was your relationship?

is this board just as autistic and foreveralone as the rest of Sup Forums? i assumed the sports board would be full of chads like myself. anyways you faggots need to learn to not care so much about women. you will find yourselves getting laid much more often if you don't give a fuck what they think and just do you.

Don't worry, your girl is safe.

t. Fernando

>(Mon)12:46:20

The Romance of sport is underrated so much strong emotions I think I'm starting to menstruate

>he has no idea what Sup Forums was

>Greek

most of these kids posting sound like austitic losers

i treat every women i meet like fucking trash and have no problems getting laid

actually the most alpha board is

THIS. I'M FED UP WITH THESE NORMIE FUCKING SHITS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

phone posting from the office, user

>he thinks if youre married its physically impossible to cheat


dawg you dum your reading comprehension bad that's why you sweetie tricked you! it's already been done did you just don't want it to be such and so

>paid for sex
>it was good
>left after my time was up
>no further worries

This. Even an hour away sucks ass. My new rule is 30 minutes or less. It seems like such a little thing but it's not.

you don't need to treat them like trash just don't put them on some sort of pedestal. they're just people like everyone else. treat them the like they're fucking humans and not angels sent from above and you'll figure out what i'm saying is true

someone reasonable, oh wow

>come home from internship
>gf says she wants to talk
>says "she wants to be honest with me"
>shes been seeing someone else and wants to break up
>wants me to move out (i moved in with her 1.5 yeras ago)
>in a fit of rage i soccer kick her dog halfway across the room
>shes in hysterics, i start to panic realizing what ive done
>dog has to be put down
>fast forward 2 weeks
>im a complete pariah, 0 friends left, everyone i interact with knows and thinks im a piece of shit
>ex-gfs parents want her to go to the police and press charges but she hasnt yet

im seriously considering just moving to a different country for a few years, where should i go Sup Forums?

you should have kicked her not the dog
no one forgives a dog killer you should just change cities/country

fuck off dog kicker

>kicking a dog
you are fucking sickening, fuck off to some warehouse in Siberia or China and never come back

Yikes

Spain

You should kill yourself

Can't you just move to a different city?

nigger dog kicker

now this is some good bait

>>in a fit of rage i soccer kick her dog halfway across the room
>in a fit of rage
>rage

that rage was already there you already knew right? right? in hindsight deep down you knew this wasn't right?otherwise why kick a dog the dog not cheating and lying right?

same happened to me. my first gf was a romanian in high school. She broke up with me for an ethiopian lol

not really
t. Moha

Blacked

Topcuck

wait, no, I only read your first sentence

I ain't no dog kicker

if you lived in china you could have just thrown it on the bbq grill, too bad

> She broke up with me for an ethiopian lol
>>gf was a romanian
u want the UN you get the UN what did you expect

>kicked a dog to spite her
you should of fucked her sister & mom, then told her to move out when she came to visit for family dinner

What the fuck

>first reaction when angry is to kick a dog

Also, I mean, she was cheating on you, so I don't see how ALL of your friends don't want to be around you

If it was a dog that could be soccer kicked across the room it was a shit dog and the gf was even shittier, good riddance la'.

>im seriously considering just moving to a different country
haven't you have obligations to anyone - job, school, debt, old parents

3 of those things can be moved or taken care of elsewhere

I sure as hell wouldn't want to be friends with someone who treats animals like that, even if said animal belonged to a whore.

but even your best friends? I mean, I don't really have any proper friends, just people at work, but some people just lose their head in the heat of the moment.

>tfw never been on a date
>tfw never kissed a girl
>tfw 22, about to graduate college and never even held a girl's hand
What do I do now? I want to adopt kids, but single men can't do that.

Absolutely. I'm no tree hugger but people like that are trash.

>tfw no gf threads are back

>What do I do now?
post on Sup Forums and buy save enough money to buy a RealDoll

just b urself

So what's your problem? Maybe you're simply too ugly or fat. In that case I hope your job is good enough to attract a gold digger

faggot janitor is about to delete it

>Able to get girls off tinder to meet up with me, pretty much always fuck them on the first date due to xanax and a little bit of alcohol
>hardly ever see them again afterwards and realise I actually want someone I can spend time with and maybe be my gf
The grass is always greener lads, I have regular sex but I'm still incredibly depressed

you tried...to kiss a girl on the lips at the end of (I'm guessing) the first date?

autism