Need art for a reason too complicated to go into

>Need art for a reason too complicated to go into
>Find a website for commissioning artists, choose a guy whose style I like
>Turns out he's Russian
>Go back and forth with him in his broken English with a million emojis that he thinks Americans use while speaking over the internet
It's actually kind of cute.

What sort of art are you having him do?

Cover art for a self-published book I'm writing.

I hope it's not some fantasy bullshit or I will feel sorry for the guy

what are you writing about?

Americans do use a lot of emojis. You are an exception.

Post-apocalypse sci-fi

It was my third guess but at least it's not cyberpunk. Good luck anyway

How can I stop using broken English?

Using English more is probably the only way

By the way how expensive is to self publish a book?

Ok, I'll lurk reddit more than ever.

I've created a monster

From 2~300$ to 2000~3000$

I'm using Amazon, which lets you self-publish an ebook for free. If you want to self-publish paperback novels to put in stores, that's more like 3000 dollars.

japan aside i heard germans use emojis a lot

Kek)))) This guy is fucking cancer))))0000)

Yes, that's actually about right, except with more misuse of the and a.

>a and the
I still don't get it about these fuckers. Fuck article.

I kind of understand the general concept of articles, but the way English speakers use them may be retarded sometimes

>emojis
what kind of mutant he is?

nice