Mariners at Twins Game Thread

Game 1

>Mariners twin day edition

lineups

Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Also, fuck analslime for taking Adell

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NELLIE! quick offense woo

will we get past .500 on this road trip?

Mariners draft pick soon

ON. THE. BOARD.

MARINERS!!!

I thought they had monday off for some reason. Anyway go m's

M's are playing for the next 2 weeks. Then 2 off days in a 4 day span. Really fucked up schedule this month and august

Lets go Ms

get back to .500 soon please

Ugh Gallardo is pitching, he sucks

geez

Pitches well first 3-4 innings, then has 1 shit inning that undermines all the good the Mariners did.

he's early

>gaylardho

Haven't been watching because of the draft.

Really need to build a wall to keep him away from the M's...

Go Ms.

How's everyone been? Hopefully gallardo can find a groove tonight

just the teams luck

Come back soon Kuma

need to DFA this shitter

>"Seattle has traded down to the 22nd pick of the draft"

what if

I never watched the mlb draft for some reason

Bankees and then the Mariners pick

been good pb. good thing you missed the toronto series

BASES LOADED

cmon Handinger

HANIGOD

HANIGER!

HANIGOAT

CANO

why can't i hold all of these runs

WE'RE ON THE CLOCK!

Fuggg I really hope they dont just blow this squad up in the offseason if they miss the playoffs.

Gamel, Haniger, Segura, Seager, Cano, Motter, Mike Z, Cruz. This team could be very good for a while if they dont get rekt by injuries like they have been so far. Felix, Kuma, Paxton, Miranda, Smyly (lolwhoknowsyet), and then Bergman and Gaviglio are serviceable.

So many good/exciting names on this club.

It started out with such promise, too. Friday's game may have been my favorite game of the season.

and kyle lewis in ~3 years. Potentially STOOPID outfield

i can't watch the canucks take over safeco

>Evan White

god dammit

what about the fucking pitching

Evan White 1B from Kentucky

Why Jerry, Why?

they will blow it up after the 2018 season if things don't work out

jeez look at that 5-head kek. at least he isnt a high schooler

why the does the family look shell-shocked LMFAO

the way they schedule games is absolutely retarded now. the old schedules were done by an elderly couple and they made sense. since the 2005 season, they've been done by computer and they suck shit.

the mariners played 2 games in colorado, then colorado played 2 games in seattle. minnesota was in seattle last week, now seattle is in minnesota this week.

>we have a month this year where the M's are only home for like 6-7 days and away the entire rest of the month

I wont let this thread die.

another twinning pic

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CHASED
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>first of 4 game series
>exhaust their bullpen already

nice nice

>alex whismur
cool name

DANNY BOY!

all these runs (again)

Twins must really hate the Ms

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Gamel, Heredia and Haniger is a purely orgasmic trio. I love Dyson too

No doubt about it. That's a 10 year outfield.

What does everybody think about the draft pick? As much as we need pitching, I can't be disappointed when Jerry picks a line drive hitting, athletic, good baserunning, good defensive 1st basemen. Especially instead of the typical power hitter 1st baseman.

odds are about 95% hes a bust or gets traded for a shitty veteran
so, i guess, whatever

I have a lot more faith in this developmental regime. He and Kyle Lewis will be the guys that are the real test for Jerry and revamped system.

This is one reason why I wish they'd get rid of interleague play. Having to jam a bunch more teams into the schedule means:
shorter series, which leads to these weird home and home series
only seeing a team once a year in any given city, which leads to huge waves of opposing fans in your home park
and more travel time in general.

We've had interleague play for over 20 years. Bring back the old way and create a true AL vs NL difference.

urge to buy a Haniger jersey rising

I'm really on the fence for my next jersey. I still don't have Hernandez (been trying to lose weight before I buy my next one), but I really want a Zunino, Cano and Haniger would be good too.

After seeing Buxton a bunch over the last week I would say if he develops some hitting ability, he could win an MVP award with his speed and defense.

>switched to sony E3 for a bit
>it was shit

>the Mario/Rabbids crossover and the DBZ fighter were literally the best games at E3 this year

it's unbelievable how shit this E3 was. reminds me of the time the Mariners lost 17 in a row.

I really cant decide if I like Valencia or not.

Gotta be myself a Segura.

WELCOME TO THE SLAUGHTERZONE

BACK TO BACK JACKS

Whomever is running the replays needs to get their shit together. I could tell just from the sound of that one, that Zunino murderized it.

>ROOT still showing Danny's HR
>Can't cut away Zuni's dinger fast enough

RUNS!

Nintendo conference could save the event but who knows if it will happen at this point

Damn zunino

>Gimenez pitching again

BOOMSTICK MAYBE

It should be fine right?

CRUUUUUZ MISSILE???

How is that not a home run. Should probably fix that shit.

nice attempt, cruz

it feels good to finally see some Mariners offense

>Twins pitching a joke
>Best pitcher is 35
>Farm system depleted of top pitching prospects
>Pass on a 17 year old that throws 100 and draft another meme center fielder that's an 8 year project

PAY MY HEALTHY

whos your manager?

Paul Molitor

jesus fucking christ why are we still paying shitshack to throw the ball

because of injuries

well gg twins