ITT: Countries that should not exist

ITT: Countries that should not exist
>Guatemala should be part of Mexico

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>Thinking Guatemaltecos want to fuse with you distgusting beaners
No.

Mara detected
I don't care if you want it or not, you dirty central Americans belong to Mexico

Now fuck off back to your shithole

>Now fuck off back to your shithole
>Implying Mexico isn't a shithole too

huh?

I'm reporting in
Only good thing we do is beer

Italy

>Implying you desert monkeys could ever climb the mountains to take Guatemala

>you dirty central Americans belong to Mexico
Actually the Yucatan peninsula was part of Guatemala and you fucking pigs stole it.

It was around the same time you got BTFO by the USA and lost your northern territories. That's why I always laugh when mexishits complain about America stealing their territory, they won it fare and square in a war, when you shits only stole from the south.

Canada and Cuba. Both should belong to the United States.

Hungary, Serbia, Bulgaria, Moldova.

The only good commercial beer sold here in my opinion.

>US should be part of Mexico

>Being this mad at master race central america
Mexico is such a shithole that 7 other countries were made to disassociate themselves from them. The real shithole is you friendo.

Who would win in a fight?
> a Guatemalan
> a Nicaraguan
> a El Salvadoran

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>mfw when nigger thinks they have good beer

Expected this comment the other way around.

San Marino

If those 3 kill each other and no one survives everybody is winning

Incorrect.

Hansa is a slightly fuller version of Castle which is a less dirty pocket change flavored Black Label.

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Windhoek is alright, I get it every now and then.

CANT FUCKING STAND BLACK LABEL!
The beer of champions my ass.

Mexico. There should be a nuclear wasteland.

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Ukraine should be part of Poland and Russia

Every country that isn't America can fuck off and die as far as I'm concerned.

We'll keep the following though:
>England
They amuse us with their constant pissing and moaning about the good old days even though they've been stealing our culture for 70 years now.

>Australia
Cool dudes who managed to develop a decent culture without stealing from us or sucking up to Europe. They can stay.

>North Korea
Too many keks to just let them all die. They crack us up talking shit about going to war with us while they're all starving to death.

>Poland
Based bros who actually don't invite wholesale shitskin infestations.

>serbia
>hungary

Europe would already be turkish by now you dumb gypsy fuck

Why Mexico?
We have an identity, we are patriots
Your "country" is the one that should not exist, Spain is a Frankenstein made of opressed nations

Half of your country don't even want to be part of it

>Poland and Russia asneighbors

I'd like that. Let the happenings come earlier.