J. K. Rowling presents

J. K. Rowling presents

fantastic beasts , where do you find them, can you find them?? lets find out!

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>Fantastic Beasts, Where Do You Find Them, Can You Find Them? Let's Find Out: Too Beast Too Furious

more like JK Rowling presents boredom induced comas and how to achieve them

Mate this is Sup Forums not the fuckin AV Club comments seciton tone it down a bit

did she write catcher int he rye?

Fantastic Feets and Where to Find Them
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>tone it down a bit
tone down you say
youtube.com/watch?v=cr6eFl7hCiA

Friendly reminder that Warner Bros. shills actually lurk this place.

What the fuck was with all those panning shots
they looked like absolute shit

remember when that book came out for comic relief .

the little scribbles by harry, hermione and ron were the best part and made the friendship feel all the more immersive. feeling like I was friends with them was the only reason I read those books

>feeling like I was friends with them

Fantastic Feasts and Where to Eat Them

were the Americans really this dumb they had to change the title?

I won't be interested in this film unless there is flash forwards to harry and ron laughing at the textbook and I don't think there is

>shilling harry potter to Sup Forums losers
Sure

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find the Sorcerers Stone

amerifats strike again

>still thinking this site is for ""losers""
Adorable

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>calling me a shillary voter
Kys

I'm a loser

I understand

tell me moar
fav movie?

everybody relax I got this

youtu.be/MIvUp_wNYss

HP? don't really have one. I grew up faster than they came out and the child actors were too shit to start off

no favorite movie of all

Nice meme Ignatius

this desu

can't wait for the porn parody, Fantastic Breasts and Where to Fuck Them
Wait, no these are modern times. I mean "This Aint Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them: A XXX Parody"

How can anyone be excited to see this with the knowledge that J.K. Rowling created Harry Potter, easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Fantastic beast and the marvelization of tumblr potter

Ok who is this? I've seen this pic before I want to know.

Wheres that beast?!

little caprice