Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to do it

Honestly, I don't think I'd be able to do it.

>40 whole days and nights without sex

wtf i didn't know this was a fantasy flick

h-ha-ha y-yeah 40 days and nights without s-sex...i-is that even p-possible h-ha-ha...

Honestly I'd probably rather kill myself than even try that

I mean 40 hours and 40 minutes but... damn

>Haven't had sex in over a year
>Hollywood thinks people can't last a week without it
kys

Unrealistic movies general?

>haven't had sex my entire life

haha

>4 months here

h-help

fuck you. 2 year dry spell for me this coming december. i'm starting to give up lads

Obligatory "I've had teenage love and trust me guys it's more trouble than it's worth" post.

Obligatory "I miss being single and being able to do whatever I want" post.

>try 30 years

becoming a wizard is not what harry potter made me believe

it's not like that, you have to have had sex first.

it's like saying you've been sober all your life without having had a drop of beer.

y-y-yeah, 40 days w-what a loser, although cna you imagine going 23 years without sex? haha, n-not like that happened t-to me or a-a-anything haha.

>don't go to /r9k/ because it makes me depressed
>cant stop myself from going full /r9k/ on other boards because I'm depressed
How do I escape this cycle?

He can't masturbate either you crazy memesters

Either kill yourself or stop being a pathetic faggot

>Tfw approaching 3 days

Fuck you I was born ugly and autistic. It's not my fault.

I can't masturbate anymore without thinking about the fact that I have never touched a pussy or even kissed a girl.

I masturbate all the time

HE COULDN'T MASTURBATE

daily reminder he was raped in this movie and everyone made it out to be his fault and his gf was very mad at him for getting raped

i can't read this post without feeling a little bit happier there's someone like me out there. we're all gonna make it, bros.

I send some cab money today for a girl I've never physically seen so we could meet and fuck, supposedly she lives far away and she had all the excuses in the world and I sent it anyway

still not sure if I was ripped off or she couldn't make it

>we're all gonna make it, bros.

if thats what you tell yourself to stay afloat than good

I'm 29, gonna be pretty sweet to get vingardium leviosa (or however that's spelled)

...

>raped

so his anus got fucked? woah isn't this supposed to be a comedy?

It's then not than, fucking retard.

see this is why your a virgin

NERD!

>Shannyn Sossamon
>Vinessa Shaw
How many kinds of cancer is this movie exactly?

Me in the middle.

>Hollywood consistently makes (((comedies))) that ridicule the idea of male celibacy and dismiss male virginity as a nonexistence
fuckING NORMIEEEESS!! REEEEEE!

He couldn't masturbate either OP.

Fuck you, not masturbating isn't comparable to the pain of being a virgin.
40 days from now is January 1st, 2017. I'm a loser virgin and I'm gonna be completely alone on New Year's Eve, but I can prove to you I won't masturbate until then and that the pain from being alone isn't comparable to that simple disciplinary challenge.