Did anybody say Dune??

Did anybody say Dune??

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>Gawdzilla
>Where Am I WHO AM I ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
>EVANGLION MINUS CRAZY

why do i have an awful feeling that it's going to be a soulless, unimaginative production that is just riding off the slight bump in popularity dune probably received from the jodorowski doco?

That is the future of humanity.

also expect interracial relationships, homosexuals portrayed as normal, white makes as villains (except the one white male that is a cuck, he will be the protagonist).
Zero effort on any part of the production that doesn't serve an agenda.

Dune?

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I just saw Dune recently. There was not a single black actor in the entire film. Not a one.

>also expect interracial relationships, homosexuals portrayed as normal, white makes as villains (except the one white male that is a cuck, he will be the protagonist).

i don't have a problem with any of this. i just want to see a good dune movie but i don't think hollywood has the passion to pull it off.

say what you will about lynch's version, he went in with vision and ambition and though the movie has its flaws, it still makes for an enjoyable and unique viewing.

I have a feeling that they will rape a good fantasy book.
Rape!
without love.

There's no black people in space (or the future for that matter)

Wrong. Check the Emperor's generals.

I haven't watched them all, but I can't recall a black actor in any of Lynch's films. Can anyone confirm?

how will (((they))) ruin this franchise?

M M MUH DEGENERACY I'M A FAT NECKBEARD FROM REDDIT WHO SHITPOSTS CUNNY AND BLACKED ALL DAY BUT YOU'RE THE DEGENERATE CAUSE YOU'RE GAY

Paul and Chani = interracial
Baron Harkonnen is a gay villain. Pretty progressive, really.
Some white people are villains. Deal with it.

I just don't think anybody will actually include "jihad" or any of the other Fremen stuff in a modern blockbuster.

>Dune will be ruined by SJW gender politics.
That would do it for me.

Kill yourself

>>>/reddit/

The heroes of Dune are literally Space-Muslims

>what are Ixians

my sides

>space muslims
>heroes

They become tools at best.

So is that not going to happen then? It seems to happen with every other show.

t. museum fremen fucking shit

>the team behind The Dark Knight, Godzilla, Interstellar, Pacific Rim

The Atreides are actually greek. The fremen are the space muslims.

See

>Did anybody say Dune??

Not if it's going to be a typical Hollywood chop-job string of shit PG-13 movies I didn't.

What about the harkonnen and other houses like Ix?

>Ix
>house

HOW IN THE FUCKING FUCK ARE THEY REBOOTING EVERYTHING WHEN THERE ARE PLENTY OF HEINLEIN BOOKS THAT HAVENT BEEN MADE INTO FILMS

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kill yourself my man

>yfw Alejandro Jodorowsky attached to direct

>i don't have a problem with all entertainment media being built as propaganda messaging.

Even if you love your bull and think gays are A-ok do you really want everything to be a giant flashing sign that says 'kill all white people'?

well known brand names have more potential earnings power goyim

Herbert never really goes into the religion of any of the other major political powers in Dune, except for the Tleilaxu.

The Tleilaxu are secretly a hybrid of Zen Buddhism and Sufi Islam (basically Islamic mysticism).

>"WE HAVE JUST FOLDED SPACE FROM IXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"

See

do you always resort to hyperbole in an attempt prove a point?

>a Dune movie every year from now until ???

Fucked if I know, maybe its another oblique literary/historical reference. But Atreides is the name for those who are of the house of Atreus, a familial line in classical history famous for pissing off almost the entire pantheon at one point or another to the point where the entire line was cursed. They're also described as looking very mediterranean with an olive complexion, dark hair, and a aqualine nose.

The baron was pale with red hair though, which ran true through his nephews, and daughter.

>and boy are our arms tired

>hiding a spoiler from 1965

>Legendary Entertainment, the team behind The Dark Knight, Godzilla, Interstellar, Pacific Rim, and many others, just picked up the rights to Frank Herbert's equally legendary scifi novel, Dune
>The Dark Knight, Godzilla, Interstellar, Pacific Rim
>equally
>Dune
>Godzilla, equally, Dune
>Interstellar, equally, Dune
>Pacific fucking Rim, equally, Dune
I hope Germain Lussier gets fucked by a literal gorilla so hard he gets bisected.

>Herbert never really goes into the religion of any of the other major political powers in Dune
Except for the orange catholic bible, which is the approved/offical "faith" of the landstraad.

I have no problem with any of this.

>also expect interracial relationships, homosexuals portrayed as normal, white makes as villains (except the one white male that is a cuck, he will be the protagonist).

>that feely feelio when no The Moon is a Harsh Mistress adaptation

giggled heartily

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>>>>>>>>>

>he didn't play the Westworld RTS Emperor: Battle for Dune
>he doesn't remember the Duke was played by Worf.

>he actually played the Westwood Dune RTS games...

In what fucking universe do you see an adaptation of that not completely mangling the fucking point of the book.

If you want to adapt heinlein, go to his short stories and juvenile books. Make Have Spacesuit Will Travel into a movie.

The SJW witch must leave!

a fantasy universe in which my favorite heinlein book was somehow shoehorned into a briliant movie

maybe The Rolling Stones would be a better one

Fox did a pretty decent animated miniseries of red planet, that would fit a feature length movie. The problem with most of his novels is that they're dense, and subversive as fuck, and really dense on exposition.
His short stories and work for the magazines on the other hand are tight little stories with strong human elements with an interesting sci fi premise to launch the action. I mean go read the Menace from Earth, one of my favorite short stories of his (along with By His Own Boostraps, in the same anthology) but its nothing but a little story about a young girl's first crush, and getting jealous - but it takes place in Lunar city, and the kids go flying instead of rollerskating. Bam - thats a fucking movie.

All you zombies was adapted into Predestination fairly well. The idea for a good adaptation is take source material you have to cut the least from. A 70 page short story fits into a 90 page screenplay a lot better than a 300+ novel.

Reminder that the Spacing guild were the good guys all along and all they wanted was just for the spice to flow.

They all plotted against House Atreides

so its going to be a shitty movie that flops, is forgotten about the week after release, and has shitty CGI?

please dont suck

>Spacing guild were the good guys all along
Yeah if leading humanity into an evolutionary cul-de-sac of eventual extinction, then yeah, they were good as fuck.

>is forgotten about the week after release
Except when it crops up to derail every dune thread. I mean the dust still hsn't settled on Lynch's dune.

>leading humanity into an evolutionary cul-de-sac of eventual extinction

MUH PRESCIENCE

Your a big worm

MUH PRESCIENCE was doing exactly that user. Without a predator, the prey weakens. Always navigating for safety is eventual stagnation and death.
I mean the fucking tleilaxu are more honorable "good guys" than the guild.

dune is an entire book series about gender politics, among many other things

the entire purpose of the series was to explore those kinds of themes (masculine societies vs feminine), the environment, resource control, philosophy of government, sexuality, etc

it touches on everything

>Major Comeback

>the only gay guy in the books is fat space hitler
Is vlad /ourguy/?

mfw Trekkies and Star Wars fanboys will never understand Dune.

>why do i have an awful feeling
>it's only a feeling

wow you're pretty optimistic.

>Hire Jodorowsky
>Give him a fairly modest $100 million to shoot his nine-hour epic
>Cut it into three movies
>Release one per year
>Profit

The OG eggman

>make no profit because barely anyone is willing to watch Jodorowsky's poorly costumed stage-tier actors prance around and stare moodily at one another while making jump cuts to random unrelated shit

what could possibly go wrong

DUANE!

>just picked up the rights
...it's fucking nothing.

Also Legendary is now a Chinese studio, so hope you like Chinese cinema-tier Dune prospects.

It would be like watching Naked Lunch filmed with an astral background theme with undulating dildos describing the entire culture. You'd probably kill yourself or others while watching it.

PLEASE GOD NO

Chain is literally a redhead.

*Chani

God this movie is such a bizarre mix of really good and really production values.

*China

yeah, let's make a film out of "The Day After Tomorrow", and see how well the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans and Vietnamese like being parodied as the filthy "Pan-Asians".

maybe Donald Trump will finance it.

>MFW Jodorowsky NOT attached to direct, and in fact has to be escorted from the set several times because he kept butting in with ideas about how the Harkonnen troops should be taking a mass shit on the landing field at Arrakeen

i can't wait until they get to the Honored Matres and their Hyperfucking Imprint powers. someone get Christina Hendrick's agent on the phone!

The fact that there's so much Jodorowsky namedropping itt makes me physically ill.

Wow, yeah, you saw that memedoco. Bet thousands that you didn't read Herbert's books.

Sup Forums is garbage now.

oh, everybody plotted against House Atreides! that's what Leto got for trying to raise an army better than the Sardaukar. what the hell was he thinking? "hey, let's upset the balance of the Imperium that's lasted for over a thousand years"?

duneinfo.com/unseen/jodorowskys-dune-uncovered

read it and weep.

Some random obervations and questions:

1. Which Dune books are canon? Are Brian's books canon? I heard they're all cashgrab shit.
2. I want Werner Herzog to direct it. But if they want to go action-flick route, then hire Michael Bay, I'm dead serious.
3. James Franco as Paul is the way to go.

Fuck Dune. When are they going to make a "The Stars My Destination" movie?

I like all of them, what the fuck u going to do now?

Is it true that Extended TV Edition of Lynch's dune is plagued with bad pic quality and pacing issues?

It's literally immposible to make a faithful adaptation of Dune. I'm not saying it in the "LOTR is too expansive to make it into a film" way. In order to make a good Dune movie you need someone with a unique vision, and even that is not enough. I mean imagine if there were no 1984 film, and today you hear that Based Lynchman is making Dune. You would be fucking ecstatic.

Harkonnen are Finns.

There's no way it's going to follow the intention of the books. The plot will have to be simplified and the characters will be changed.
But I am always curious to see visual representations of Dune and how artists imagine the civilisation to work, with it's mixture of primitive & high technology and feudal society.

That's after Dune though. First book is about oil in the middle east, religion and other crap.

And even then, the gender stuff goes against the gender = social-construct ideas of SJWs.

>another fucking reboot

great.

Like he had a choice? The emperor wanted him and his house ded because he thought they represented a potential threat to the throne (the entire reason he ordered them to move is to use the Harkonnens as a smokescreen) so Leto's choices were basically to refuse to move to Arrakis and get buttfucked by the Sardarukar on Caladan, move to Arrakis, ignore the Fremen and get buttfucked by the Sardarukar or move to Arrakis and try to scrape together enough Fremen to survive.

It's also important to note that with the possible exception of the Bene Gesserit, nobody really knew how insanely hardcore the Fremen actually were.

Ignore literally everything that was not written by Frank Herbert and Frank Herbert alone; as far as you''re concerned the only Dune books are Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God-Emperor of Dune (the best book in the entire series), Heretics of Dune and Chapterhouse Dune and they're to be read in that order.

>$100 million

that wouldn't be enough, he'd need/want at least $250 million especially if you're planning on having 9 hours of usable footage which means another 3 hours would end up getting cut

Dune is unfilmable and even if it wasn't, it would be unfilmable in liberal hollywood.

Even the bene gesserit didn't know just how many Fremen there were.

And still no snow crash fml desu senpai.