Is Pixar making a mistake by going too dark?

Is Pixar making a mistake by going too dark?

The whole point is to make McQueen like Hudson, if you ask me. He'll survive, everyone will think he's out of it for good, and he'll come back and win a big race.

We have raised a generation of weaklings and literal manchildren, holy shit.

Cars 2 went dark but it gets memed to death by people who haven't seen it

People went dumb, deaf, and blind from all the Mater

What was the point of making it an Spy flick?

This. There was a literal torture and execution in it.

I still haven't even seen Cars 1, and I'm probably never going to.

>Cars 3

who gives a shit

They had to write in a way for Mater to get his cutie gf after realizing people laughed at him for being a ugly dumbass redneck.

Looks laike Litenin' GOT ER DUUUUNNN
AWOO HOO YEE HEE BOY HAHA

This is a brilliant parody of super hero movies always making the third one be where the hero has their downfall.

if this is the case I will tip my fucking hat to them

if you've seen Doc Hollywood, you already have

It felt like they started working on it as a 5 minute short then decided to make it a feature

So, the official trailer will have quips?

I love these obvious shill threads they have no idea how people here actually talk about movies.

While I was watching "Cars 2," an elusive nostalgia tugged at my mind. No, I wasn't remembering Pixar's original "Cars" from 2006. This was something more deeply buried, and finally, in the middle of one of the movie's sensational grand prix races, it came to me: I was sitting on the floor of my bedroom many years ago, with some toy cars lined up in front of me, while I used my hands to race them around on the floor and in the air, meanwhile making that noise kids make by squooshing spit in their mouths.

In this memory, I was completely engrossed with my cars. They were as real as people, and I played favorites and identified one car as my surrogate. Maybe my hands were swooping around with toys, but my imagination was somewhere else, and I performed the dialogue for the cars: Oh, yeah? Take that! We'll see! Eeeeyowww!

This memory was not random. I think it was inspired by the spirit of John Lasseter's movie. I believe in some sense, the great animator was sitting Indian-style on the floor of his Pixar playroom and hurtling his cars through time and space with sublime reckless delight. We learned from "Cars" that Lasseter loves automobiles, and here we learn that they can serve him as avatars in an international racing-and-spying thriller as wacky as a Bond picture crossed with Daffy Duck.

I have no idea what kids will make of the movie. At a time when some "grown-up" action films are relentlessly shallow and stupid, here is a movie with such complexity that even the cars sometimes have to pause and explain it to themselves. It mixes concerns about fossil fuels with spycraft and a lot of grand prix racing where more is at stake than who wins. And it has a new hero: The shiny red Lightning McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson) is eclipsed by the rusty, buck-toothed tow truck named Mater (Larry the Cable Guy), who was only a supporting vehicle in the first film.

He's going to get replacement parts and end up being a girl car.

Search your heart, you know it to be true.

Sorry not enough memes for you reddit?

>did da big guise at pixar make this kino too edgy xxDDD

Fucking loser suck yourself dry.

A plot synopsis would spin us into bafflements, and the movie isn't about a plot so much as the action it involves. Briefly, Sir Miles Axelrod (Eddie Izzard) has invented a new fuel that doesn't deplete the planet's shrinking oil reserves and wants to prove it in a World Grand Prix to be run in England, Japan and Italy. This is a masterful way of introducing new backdrops into the races, and the movie is so visually complex that I imagine Lasseter and his colleagues slipped details in just for fun.

At one point, in a shot so brief you don't want to blink, we even learn that the Popemobile travels in its own Popemobile. This inspires the theological puzzle of whether the one inside is the pope. One of my fellow viewers said she didn't even see a Popemobile. Maybe I dreamed it. In any event, there are no humans in the movie who could be the pope, although much is made of the dinosaurs who are a source of fossil fuels. Actually, I believe oil originated from ancient plants and microorganisms and not so much from dinosaurs, but in the Lasseter universe, it no doubt comes from gas-guzzling dinosaurs like in those old Rambler ads.

But I digress. Lightning McQueen ends up in a championship duel with the Italian driver Francesco Bernoulli (John Turturro at full throttle). He and Mater find themselves in the middle of a clandestine war between the forces of fossil and alternative fuels, also involving the British secret agents Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) and Holley Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer). Having recently admired Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon doing dueling Michael Caine imitations in "The Trip," I noted that Michael Caine does a pretty good one himself.

The original film was an elegy to a past when America spun out along Route 66 and now-classic cars occupied an iconic role in American lives. The cars in "Cars 2" have developed an array of new bells and whistles; they extrude so many wires, spikes, weapons and gimmicks they must really be shape-shifters, and Mater in particular is expert at disguising himself. This is not surprising, because a lot of the guys you find around tow trucks are pretty good at using paint jobs to dress up beaters.

Anyway, "Cars 2" is fun. Whether that's because John Lasseter is in touch with his inner child or mine, I cannot say. There remains one bone to pick. Although the hero of the 2006 film was a Hudson with the step-down design and there are AMC Gremlins in this film, as nearly as I can tell, Lasseter entirely ignores the greatest independent American automaker of them all, Studebaker. Maybe I missed one. I don't think so. There is a more obvious reason. Introducing a Studebaker Golden Hawk into this film would make all of the other characters look shabby.

>all the comments and posts from parents saying how their child was TERRIFIED by this trailer and how they had to turn on cars 1 or 2 to assure them he was still alive. Fucking numale cucks raising children. This shits gotta stop

Mr. McQueen, i'm K.I.A

Either learn how to greentext properly or fuck off >back to Sup Forums newfag.

who are you quoting?

Myself
Never been to that board autist

bait and switch

You're not fooling anyone you lying newfag redditor bitch!

They're raising a generation of pussies

this, it'll be like Iron Man 3

Why are you still replying

Because it's my job to lick the ass of every stupid fucking newfag on this board to hopefully this god forsaken board. Now DIE

Remember the movie parody shorts during the credits of Cars? One was a Bond movie parody they liked so much they extended it. That's literally it.

Said the newfag

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Same.
I think I've only seen tiny clips/trailers for the movies but never actually watched the whole thing.

Are these movies even worth watching?

Seriously think about it. McQUEEN, guys.

Fucker I've been here since 2014 I'm the only oldfag left on this board you shut the fuck up right now you stupid ass bitch homofucking faggot.

>Easteros
dumb showfags

are you talking about the character voiced by a blond white male (i.e. the sissiest, most submisive type of male there is)? holy shit it ads up!

Is this pasta?
>tfw Cars turned out to be kino

it's reviewkino from the master Roger Ebert

Nothing is too dark, honestly. Pixar has touched on death many times before. A lot of the creative team comes from really wonky backgrounds, so finding a way to make children understand and come to terms is simple for them.

Everyone ie suddenly forgetting the time Hopper treatened to feed a kid to one of his grasshoppers underlings

threatened being the operative word, here

>2014 is considered oldfag on Sup Forums

Well that's weird.

He also paints his toes.

>2014
I wish I had only been here that long

They already went rock bottom with Wall-E

you're pathetic i've been here since 2008 or earlier
Have you even heard about kristen bell and zooey deschanel? avatap?

:^)

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>Disney
>Violent

AYE LMAO. McQueen is gonna go all Doc Hudson on us.