/trans/ - APEHOOP OUT edition

"wew lads, didn't imagine apehoopers would dominate yurospee so hard that I would need to step up" subedition

Barcelona will make a €100 million bid for Italy international Marco Verratti, according to La Gazzetta Dello Sport.

>Man City closing on deal for Hirving "Chucky" Lozano

Joe Hart confident Man City won’t price him out of transfer market

>Álvaro Morata is set to join Manchester United and has told Gareth Bale to join him and make the United squad better.

Diego Costa open to getting loaned out for 6 months before playing for Atletico Madrid

>Liverpool want a Southampton player. Don’t worry, this one is believed to be all above board: somebody has realised that Dusan Tadic has a £13m release clause

Everton looking to buy Ajax's Davy Klassen

>Stoke enter talks to sign Hull defender Josh Tymon following strong form with England in Toulon

Liverpool ready to make fresh move for Mohamed Salah despite Roma holding out for £40million fee

>Tottenham make enquiry for Nice midfielder Jean-Michael Seri

>Arsenal will not sell Alexis Sanchez to Manchester City or Chelsea despite Premier League rivals willing to pay upwards of £45million

Atletico Madrid forward Antoine Griezmann has signed a contract extension that will keep him in the Spanish capital until 2022, according to Marca.

>Chelsea are preparing a move for Napoli forward Lorenzo Insigne as they prepare for life after Eden Hazard, according to The Sun.

Manchester United target Ivan Perisic has decided to leave Inter Milan this summer, accoridng to the Corriere dello Sport

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youtube.com/watch?v=Swy2bt__sP8
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>Bayern Munich are close to agreeing a transfer fee with Lyon over midfielder Corentin Tolisso, Kicker reports.

Chelsea will step up their efforts to sign Monaco’s Tiemoue Bakayoko next week with the midfielder expected to cost more than €50 million (£42.7m).

>Chelsea have edged ahead of Manchester United and Inter in the race for Real Madrid playmaker James Rodriguez, according to AS.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic could yet earn a new deal at Manchester United, according to the Manchester Evening News.

>Juventus are keen to secure a transfer for Bayern Munich attacker Douglas Costa and will meet with Die Roten chiefs to finalise a move, according to Tuttosport .

Manchester United face competition from Everton in their pursuit of Burnley defender Michael Keane, according to Sky Sports .

>Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez is waiting for Barcelona to make an offer as he looks to leave the 2016 Premier League champions, according to Sport .

Arsenal are aiming to beat Premier League rivals Chelsea to the signing of Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Hakan Calhanoglu, according to Aksam .

>Borussia Dortmund will demand €90 million (£79m) to sell Barcelona target Ousmane Dembele, according to Mundo Deportivo .

Arsenal are aiming to finalise the £10 million signing of CSKA Moscow midfielder Aleksandr Golovin, according to a report from Sports.ru .

Thanks Pajeet.

>Tottenham are keen on signing Dortmund defender Matthias Ginter this summer, but face competition from Bundesliga surprise package Hoffenheim.

Manchester City are ready to sell Fabian Delph this summer but want around £12million for the England international. West Bromwich Albion and Stoke have already made inquiries about the midfielder's availability and it is understood the City hierarchy are holding out for a significant fee.

>West Ham have moved to the head of the queue to sign striker Henry Onyekuru from Belgian club KAS Eupen, say Sky sources.

New Watford boss Marco Silva will return to former club Hull to prize away Kamil Grosicki, Omar Elabdellaoui and Eldin Jakupovic, according to the Daily Mail.

>Chelsea will have to pay Juventus a minimum of £52m to sign Alex Sandro. Juventus aren't keen to lose the 26-year-old, who has emerged as a possible candidate to strengthen the left wing back slot at Stamford Bridge alongside Ryan Bertrand and Benjamin Mendy.

Chelsea signings when?

you're doing God's work, India

el pequeño bumpo

reminder Buffon has a 1 year extension and will retire after this one is finished

what the..

>“We’ll see” – Free transfer target Johan Djourou all smiles when asked about potential West Ham move

Man United target ‘Perisic 'indifferent’ to manager’s demands, determined to sign for Mourinho (Corriere dello Sport)

>Newcastle looking to speed up approach for Sporting Lisbon left-back Marvin Zeegelaar,

Fanatik have claimed West Ham United boss Slaven Bilic is interested in his former player Oguzhan Ozyakup. The Croatian manager worked with Ozyakup at Besiktas, during his two year spell with the Turkish giants.

>Fanatik have reported Fenerbahce have been offered a chance to sign Watford left back Jose Holebas. The Turkish newspaper claim Fenerbahce have made an approach for Gael Clichy, and that Holebas is an alternative if they fail to land the former Manchester City player.

Fanatik have reported Besiktas are looking at other forward options if they fail to sign the FC Porto’s Vincent Aboubakar on a permanent deal, and Swansea City’s Fernando Llorente has emerged as a prime target for the Turkish giants.

>Chelsea striker Diego Costa has recently admitted he should be leaving the club, and when speaking of the options he has, he mentioned Brazil as a possibility. Palmeiras considered favourites to sign him among Brazillian clubs.

Klopp to Jail FC when?

>Negotiations between Chelsea & Lyon going very well for Bertrand Traoré; only bonuses left to agree on, according to tomorrow's L'Équipe.

>Everton, West Ham, Borussia Monchengladbach, Lille, Lyon and Schalke have made concrete proposals to Chelsea.

>yet another talented young player snubbing Premier League(TM) clubs

lol

>Sanchez to another BPL club

NEVER EVER
Until you cunts get him by proxy after he joins Bayern for a year and is sold to City for €70m

he already lives in Liverpool. That's enough.

>Rangers interested in Mexican leftback Miguel Layún

Mexican international, Carlos Salcedo, to join Eintracht Frankfurt

>AS: Madrid wants to sign Mbappe this summer and loan him back to Monaco for one year

Onda Cero: James will not leave Madrid for less than €80 million, either to PSG or United. Neither will Morata

>VfL Wolfsburg will not exercise their buy-option for Borja Mayoral, he will return to Real Madrid

Alvaro Morata's agent says Man United waiting on Real Madrid's decision

>Gianluca Di Marzio : Inter contact Wolfsburg for Luiz Gustavo

Juventus are working on the signing of Bernardeschi and are ready to bid €35-40m with a yearly salary of €3m

>Milan are still interested in signing Kalinic despite completing the signing of Andre Silva, and remain confident of completing a deal with Fiorentina to sign him. (gianlucadimarzio.com)

Manchester United are looking to sign Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis (bild)

>Claudio Ranieri agrees to join FC Nantes

Inter met PSG to discuss a move for Lucas. Inter were interested in Di Maria but it's unlikely to happen, and were also interested in Krychowiak, whom PSG are welling to sell. PSG also asked about Perisic and are interested in Kondogbia (DiMarzio)

>Jesús Vallejo returns to Real Madrid

b-but european capital of culture l-la

>CatRadio: Before the end of the season, Arda Turan went to a casino where he bet and lost. He tried to recover his loss, but lost even more in the process. The amount is so large that even the economy of a football player could be weakened

ccma.cat/catradio/alacarta/el-club-de-la-mitjanit/gossip/audio/966757/

is arda turan the new JUST

>poo in the loo

>americucks @ing me

come back when you're man enough to build a wall

twitter.com/NUFCThreatLevel/status/874323586147913732

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>@CalumWright2: I don't know how to feel. Now that Rafa has the power, it's not all that bad. I'm worried in case he leaves under new ownership

>@NUFCThreatLevel: Nahh.. Was at Napoli. He faught off the Mafia and Gonzalo Higuain's expanding waistline.. What the Triads gonna do?

>>Arsenal will not sell Alexis Sanchez to Manchester City or Chelsea despite Premier League rivals willing to pay upwards of £45million
He's gone, innit.

>New Watford boss Marco Silva will return to former club Hull to prize away Kamil Grosicki, Omar Elabdellaoui and Eldin Jakupovic, according to the Daily Mail.
Wish it was true.

>Turkish clubs
Some rumours emerged that Fenerbahce is willing to trade Vadis for Stoch (+ some change). How true could that be?

I know it is unlikely but if Rafa has to leave after the change of ownership his status will forever be cemented as the JUSTiest manager ever in the history of the sport

I want it to happen even if only for it to cause a mass geordie meltdown and suicide meetings

THIS will be a BIG day for meme SIGNINGS

*zooms in*

>Sanchez

I hope he leaves, for his own good. Arsenal is a cancerous team and a poisonous club

>Marco Silva

I think it will happen, Jakupovic at least. He was fantastic under Silva, he earned Hull 3-4 points by himself. Plus, Heurelho Gomes is getting old and Pantillimon isn't very convincing

>vadis for stoch
not seen anything concrete about it

>Sanchez
I mean, if the club was serious about titles, keep up with the transfers and all that, he could stay.
But not with another 2 seasons under Wonga.
>Silva
Was rather talking about Grosicki.
>Vadis/Stoch
Yeah, probably load of crap, like that other thing where they (another Turkish club?) were willing to splash up to €7m for Vadis. Shit like that doesn't happen here.

>Grosicki

I don't think Grosicki will play in the Championship. I expect a Premiership club to get him, maybe Brighton.

Watford could be unlikely because they have lots of black pacy wingers but it could be possible

>Manchester United are looking to sign Borussia Dortmund defender Sokratis (bild)
I don't like United but I really want Sokratis in the PL.

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Lingard>Mbappé

>england playing a 3men defence, the other team playing a 442
It feels wrong.

Get hyped

still persisting with the meme formation

>80m for morata
>75m for perisic
what were they thinking?

hello yes Im here for the confirmed transfers that dont involve Italian teams

They're thinking, hmmm maybe it's not worth it and we'll buy other targets.

>Trippier

is he, dare I say it, Slippy G's true successor?

Kizito from Rio Ave to CSM Poli Lasi la' done deal

>Poor Alexis Sánchez. Not only has he tolerated three seasons of incompetence along with half a season of spooky dog banners, but now he’s had enough, Arsenal have suddenly decided they’re no longer Manchester City’s feeder club. More generally, they refuse to sell to a rival – a rival for what is unclear – and that, of course, is a principle more important than the basic right of a human being to live and work wherever the hell they want. As such, Sánchez may be forced to join Bayern Munich, who actually thrash Arsenal more often than City; just as well they are not in next season’s Champions League.

Meanwhile, in west London moves are also afoot. Presumably because humans have an irresistible urge to ruin nice things, Antonio Conte is keen to introduce James Rodríguez to London’s nightlife by way of a contract to play for Chelsea. Though his side’s disciplined, high-energy game is unlikely to suit the Colombian, he is quite famous. This has no doubt endeared him to the football purist and obsessive that is Roman Abramovich, whose childlike enthusiasm for the game is just like that of a little boy, rushing on Sunny D and Gazprom. Anyway, Real Madrid bought Rodríguez for £63m, and though he’s spent the last three years doing a lot of nothing, the European champions have decided they’re due a profit on the basis that they want one. So they calculated his worth using a complicated algorithm which, by amazing coincidence, set his price at £70m, the nearest bigger round number. Using a complicated algorithm of his own, Conte has told them to sling it.

>In other Chelsea news, Diego Costa is prepared to leave Stamford Bridge on loan in order to re-sign for Atlético Madrid in January – once the plucky upstarts have served their romantic transfer ban. And there, he will play with Antoine Griezmann – or Tony Rocky Horror as he’s known in the dressing room – who has signed a contract until 2022, at which point he’ll already have left in 2018.

Back in England, Everton would like to buy Davy Klaassen from Ajax; the Mill has checked Wikipedia and can confirm that his name really is Davy. A potential stumbling block to the deal, though, is that he was last seen languishing among the fluff and ingots gathered at the bottom of Marouane Fellaini’s pocket, so Bill Kenwright has asked Jimmy Lumsden to help locate him before the transfer window eases closed. Should that work out, Ajax will demand a fee of £26m.

>Across Stanley Park, Philippe Coutinho has decided that speculation linking him with Barcelona is “complicated”; “I have a contract with my club and it is long,” he said. In all likelihood, this is simply a mistranslation and what he presumably said was: “I have an unbridled love of attention-seeking touchline zaniness and an implacable aversion to solo perambulation.”

>Finally, José Mourinho’s bid to buy a centre-forward less good than the ones Manchester United are used to having, and less good than those employed by the many teams better than his, is almost at an end. Just yesterday Allvaro Morata liked a United-related Instagram post – the modern equivalent of posing with some tat from the club shop – and his agent described a move to Old Trafford as “a very interesting option”. Presumably he is less gnomic regarding the money he stands to make from the deal.

just post the link ffs

>Chelsea have edged ahead of Manchester United and Inter in the race for Real Madrid playmaker James Rodriguez

Can someone more knowledgeable explain why clubs want to sign him for the price that is being asked? He seems lazy and inconsistent to me, but i haven't watch him much. More so considering one is a Mourinho side and a Conte side, dont they usually want hard working players? He just doesnt seem that good senpai

Are you sure that clubs want to sign him?

Solomon Islands qualify for the final round in OFC. With the expansion in 2026 OFC get 1+1 spot. Solomon Islands would have been guaranteed at least the interconfed play-off berth where they'll face the likes of Malawi, Qatar etc. LMAO.

The ofc qualifiers are very weird.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_(OFC)

He's a good player. Just not as good as Modric or Kroos and he can't play in a 433.

>Tahiti
>you now remember >Torres >Torres'ing
youtube.com/watch?v=Swy2bt__sP8

I remember a Sup Forums poster losing a bunch of money because of that miss.

>the caltex socceroos

2 assists for trippier tonight guarantee it

that was real? as soon as i saw this vid i had this strange memory about bets, couldn't quite remember.
>yfw you will never be on sp during peak torres posting again

right in the feeler

>there's a brazilian called fagner

So do I...and I found it.
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/36806459/#q36806717
>almost 4 years

>BREAKING
Everton have agreed fee totalling £30m for Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford
>BREAKING

>Stones in midfield
Good. Keep his nonsense as far away from our own goal as possible

He's the most rock solid choice.

>£30m for Pickford
He's been injured how long? Wasn't as good as Mignolet at Sunderland? This English quota is getting out of hand

Do Everton really have to sign the next Joe Hart to comply? I thought they had plenty HG players.

Expecting more meme signings today. Una morata to Manuel Unidos por favor.

kek

>joe hart
where will he go now lads?
hes pretty much finished

what

WHAT

what are the chances of a terrorist attack?

released players XI

they would push for the europe places desu


Victor Valdes

Alvaro Arbeloa, John Terry, Joleon Lescott, Gael Clichy

Darren Fletcher, Jan Kirchhoff, Joey Barton

Jesus Navas, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Fraizer Campbell

The best I can find is 2/1

Reckon I could score a few against that defence desu

keep in mind that they have Bacary Sagna, Pablo Zabaleta, Marcin Wasilewski and John O'Shea on the bench

When will we stop playing >le pacey black youth who can't cross or score

I'd play any one of them ahead of lescott desu

I blame John Barnes for this

J U S T

90 minutes of Navas over/under-hitting low crosses to Ibra

What ahppened?

Please watch our game

CHELSEA TRANSFERS NOWWWW

Thanks for the thread Pijama

>Alvaro Morata's mind boggling wages, via Marca. €480k a week including image rights. #MUFC
>#mufc and Real Madrid are expected to agree a €75m/80m fee for Alvaro Morata in the coming hours [cadena ser]

This market is too inflated. This guy couldn't win a start over benzema

getting cucked by barca again. Verratti wants to go to barcelona

80th for Wonder Waifu

now I want to watch the Witcher 3 trailer again

hamez to chelsea for 70 million la

Reminder that being ABLe has a presidential stamp of approval.

youtube.com/watch?v=RRMJ3ftUtnw&t=78

good catch m8

Lots of meaningless transfers happen in the Turkish league every year.

Traore out

>Luis Muriel is reportedly keen on a move to Lazio, where he could replace Keita Baldé Diao.

would be great acquisition to replace keita. Muriel moves abit like the real ronaldo.

Just NO.
There is no way for him to change leagues right now. He is already considered an elite defender and he is 30. Give them Manolas instead who is young and can deveop in a league like Premier.

>€480k a week

Total nonsense. More likely to be 480k a month.

>Morata and Fabinho soon

theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/12/south-korea-president-suggests-cohosting-2030-world-cup-north-korea

Yeah, and I'm getting a gf then as well lol

Reeeeeeeeeee, Everton just bought a meme.

>80m without wages, taxes and agent fees
how many goals will he score at manure next season?

You do realise Pickford would have been 19 when Mignolet LEFT. Are you retarded? Not every keeper I'd Donnarumma.

13, all against bottom 5 teams before getting his leg broken by smalling during a corner

I believe in Look man desu.

Who /squires/ here lads?

gf has already declared for Morocco my lonesome friend