Jesus Christ what the fuck are they doing to cars? "Not Yet Rated"

Jesus Christ what the fuck are they doing to cars? "Not Yet Rated"

Is the new Cars movie going to be rated R?

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the mpaa needs to decide whether there's one too many fart jokes for a G rating

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Children's movies used to be dark as fuck

>blue filter
>dark and gritty
>intense music
>'suspenseful' text

It's just a parody of the ''''''''serious'''''''' flicks that get made.

>3

Had no idea there was a second one

Forbidden memories

Sausage Party has clearly changed the animation landscape

Expect more traumatized kids in the future

Man I hope so. This looks out of place as fuck, as if Zack Snyder got his dirty hands on it

I saw a press screening for this a week ago
It's really fucking brutal, lots of adult scenes in it:
>McQueen at one point gets really depressed that he lost the race and is basically on a downward slope, drinks a lot of anti-freeze(alcohol analogue) and accidentally hits a smart car off of the road, he stops for a minute contemplating what to do while she screams in agony because her axel snapped in half, but just drives off leaving her
>Mater is exposed as a pedophile as he has been molesting his niece, after the cops come he is chased down the highway, but decides to kill himself when cornered by lighting himself on fire. Mcqueen watches in horror as he is slowly turned into a burned out husk, and his face is still visibly contorted in a gruesome expression.

>tfw Cars 3 will be kino

Please, dont give them ideas

These are about the only way you could get me to watch another Cars movie

Hahahahahaha wtf

Holy fuck. Hollywood hire this man

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I don't think he can race again
>to see if I still feel
>pan to mater looking Intently at lightning in a hospital bed

do cars bleed?

>Owen Wilson, who voices McQueen and co-wrote the script, said that his character's arc is "very personal" to him, and that it "hits close to home", before refusing to elaborate further. Wilson has had his own share of troubles, including an ongoing battle with depression, and two suicide attempts. It's speculated that in this movie, everyone's favorite red race car will suffer a similar crisis.

CAR KINO

He's going to be in the garage you goofball, cars don't have hospitals

>one fairly enjoyable movie
>one god awful sequel
>a terrible spin off
>that somehow got its own god awful sequel
>now this

Fucking toy commercials

alan boyce

Are they gonna make a Boats movie?

>gotta have me my boatz n hoez

lmao

why do you care either way, it's fucking cars

How can Pixar even compete?

youtube.com/watch?v=uQrj2M-2Uiw

They will.

They will.

They will.

Y-YOU'RE JUST FUCKIN WITH ME

Oh my god.

FIRST TRUMP WINS NOW THIS?

ARE THERE ANY SAFE SPACES LEFT

FUCK CARS 3 AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

FINANCE THIS

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This is way more gritty and detailed to be a cars movie. It's like they just discovered pbr or something and wanted to get as much out of it as they can. I guess that's one of the upsides to blue filters, pulling out detail on textures that is.

Imma watch it.

>they beat me to it this time

I fucking busted out laughing after watching that.

It's like a fucking parody.

Looks neat. Will wait for the next trailer before deciding if I want to watch it.

pbr?

Physically based rendering (PBR) refers to the concept of using realistic shading/lighting models along with measured surface values to accurately represent real-world materials. You know how when you recently learn something new and you go around acting like you've always known about it to sound smart and bring it up too much? Thats what I just did.

>that scene where McQueen gets drunk and kills a family van

Maybe they'll try to make this an emotional closer, like Toy Story 3.

McQueen has a career ending crash and has to deal with finding meaning elsewhere.

you are mistaking family movie for a children's movie, and even so that movie isn't that dark, it just doesn't have any love interests in it, which i admit is a bold move.

They will.

Ends up becoming a special needs Uber car or something.

I mean a car that transports special needs people, not that McQueen suffers engine damage and cruises around honking at himself.

O I am laffin

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It's gonna be pic related, with cars

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that's me and from this point on, everything will change. But first, lets go back when everything begun

>that scene where the German U-boat shows up and starts telling the cars about his time when he worked the gas chambers
I honestly did not expect that coming.

For you.

>special needs car

Actually looks like a great flick

I remember one of the first times I showed a friend Sup Forums was when Cars first came out and there was a rule 34 thread with Cars porn. It had McQueen jamming it in the female car's tailpipe and her yelling, "Floor it, McQueen."

Thag was a good intro to Sup Forums.

I don't know if I'm madder at the plot, or the the trailer spoiling everything

>what is raimiposting

anyone else thing that cool looking car is electric and that is what this movie is about old vs new technology since electric cars are way faster then normal ones

>electric cars are way faster then normal ones

high lel

>that feel when reading about what the studies are behind what inspired this movie
NIMH is actually national institute of mental health, and the mouse studies on overpopulation.

Zack Snyder would elevate this material to kino, you filthy pig

they don't require gears and the tourque is instant the acceleration is stupidally fast the problem at the moment is battries

>From this moment, everything will change

They're gonna go 'Six Million Dollar Man' with this and the car's going to be transformed into a futuristic vehicle with gadgets.

Screencap this.

also set the record time at the neuronburg ring
forbes.com/sites/neilwinton/2016/11/21/chinas-nextev-launches-nio-brand-and-worlds-fastest-electric-car/#44148a39580a

>fastest lap time for an EV
wew it won the special olympics incredible

so, this with cars?

0 to 160mph in 7 sec

It set the record for EV. It can't compete with the hypercars.

They will.

Nope, it's 0 to 124 in 7.1 seconds.

Will they

Cars III: Autodestruction

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>Children's movies used to be dark as fuck

And not even that long ago. The Incredibles is darker than any Marvel movie except maybe Winter Soldier.

>hero finds out all his friends were murdered
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>hero gets tortured
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yea

just wait when the battery problem is fixed they will be the fastest the weight is holding them back

>Chad makes out 3 feet from ugly neet with his crush and neither of them even remember he's there
enough

>anoninhighschool.webm

I love how he's in the same room as them.

/r9k/ was right.

>All these faggots who have never read The Hunchback Of Notre Dame

TOP KEK

Obviously it's a parody. The only reason why this franchise is still going is because toys sell like hotcakes, the movie will obviously be kiddie shit.

So it's gonna be good Pixar movie after long time.

They wrote this off for $110 million lmao.

I'd watch this

It's good to see Raimi have a job again

Are there even humans in the Cars universe?

>that part where mater got crushed in one of those car crushing machines

That was a little too dark for this kind of movie imo

oh really?
youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI

Did some producer lose a bet or what?

Fuck off cunt

SHITS FUCKIN BIZARRE

WHO PITCHED THIS MOVIE? HOWD IT GET MADE?

I'D SAY IT WAS BALLSY BEING AN ORIGINAL PROPERTY, IF IT WASN'T SO RETARDED

looks like they want the "I don't haul anything but have a lifted truck" demographic

>Scene then rewinds

>so retarded

I think this concept is so insipidly idiotic that it transcends simple human descriptions like "idiotic". I

t's almost as if our sim-world masters cooked this up as some sort of audiovisual shitpost just to see how we'd react to such a brazen attempt to insult our intelligence as a species.

Why would anyone want a third movie after the abomination that was Cars 2

>Not Christopher Nolan

Americans unironicaly enjoy this

I disagree I think it could be good breakout hit

NOLAN WOULD CRASH A REAL CAR AND FILM IT IN IMAX

PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY THEY ARE TO HAVE NOLAN IN THE BLOCKBUSTER GAME

In the original the hunchback isn't the lead, he's just some deformed creature. The handsome poet is the main romantic lead.

Elon Musk should pay them to make "Teslas" movie