Budget 150 million

>budget 150 million
>earns 1.67 BILLION

HOW

I mean I liked it but there is no way in fuck it was that good or memorable. What the fuck happened here? Why did this earn so much money? That sum is fucking bonkers.

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Nostalgia. And kids fucking love dinosaurs.

It cashed in on Nostalgia. Those who saw Jurassic Park are old enough to have their own kids now.

But it added nothing. Totally forgotten.

The power of brands.

Nobody went to see it as a movie. They went to see more of the Jurassic Park franchise.

>what are familes with children.

Jewish money laundering scheme

this pretty much. adults can see it because they loved the original, and they'll take their kids to go see it because dinosaurs are kidkino = entire families go see it = tons of money.

>Nostalgia
>Dragons
>Memelord
>marketing

>1.70% the budget
>half the profit

Yet no one will ever remember Owen. Just Star Lord.

>And kids fucking love dinosaurs.

This isn't 1990 anymore faggot

Kids are too busy catfishing guys on tinder for easy money they can then spend on new apps and games

what about Aunt Claire?

Hows that hard to believe? The first Jurassic Park made 1 billion with a 63 million budget

MORE

>Kids are too busy catfishing guys on tinder for easy money they can then spend on new apps and games
>children of the current generation are so technologically advanced they can lure grown adults and fleece them for money

That is kind of a surreal thought. It has always been the grown ups in charge. Now people over 30 are so pathetically helpless with computers they are being manipulated by children.

construction of the social link in liberal society

>this is what pedos actually believe

Not a pedo

Kids literally do this

>Kids are too busy catfishing guys on tinder for easy money

You've... never actually used it before, have you?

I was born in 85 and I do not see a difference with the young shitheads.

the obvious change is the mobile internet. Today children revolve around this and I glad to avoid having mobile internet at school, where mockery can reach a new level.
The good news is that shaming on the internet does not last, even though the consequences are deeper. Of course, the people being shamed will shame other people too, so there will be no end to thi.s


otherwise, teens today dwell even more about american entertainment and they love to try to speak english.

they also want to feel deep, but the social media makes them believe that they are deep for liking/disliking such or such idea/activity because somebody else on FB agrees on this. It is really stupid but little communities makes people think they are right.

Last point is that older people think that ''having wikipedia in your hand'' will change the world. THis is deluded ''liberalism is to educated people, not being hedonistic'' liberal tier.

The whores 2.0 can earn a bit of money by leading men to provide for them, just by showing their boobs.
The female teens have also access to a wider herd of males and males love to entertain girls online, so this is nice for girls.

I like also that men now go to the gym, only to please girls. men take pictures of them naked in bathroom, just like girls, but they do not broadcast this.
Men get now that their place is to please women.

Every friend's or family friends' little boys aged 4-10 that I've interacted with seemed to share a great love for dinosaurs and Star Wars. Sometimes this means playing silly flash games on tablets, sometimes it means roleplaying like kids do or play with actual toys.
I'm under the strong impression that any zombified kid you've met really just has a lazy parent that gives their child a phone or tablet to shut it up whenever it wants to play

THE SAME EXACT WAY TRUMP WON

THE MC WAS A TRADITIONAL WHITE MALE SEXIST HERO

Pretty sure he doesn't know any kids either

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If you want people to read your posts don't badly write 5 paragraphs that you could've wrote in one.

>The whores 2.0 can earn a bit of money by leading men to provide for them, just by showing their boobs.
>The female teens have also access to a wider herd of males and males love to entertain girls online, so this is nice for girls.
what did he mean by this?

The marketing was pretty good. The trailers made it seem way better than it really wa.

>I liked it
>HOW DID IT EARN MONEY HURRRRR

Because other people liked it too you fucking retard.

It had something for everyone.

Dinosaurs and the kid actors for the kids.
Pratt for the reddit audience and girls' pants.
BDH for Sup Forums's mommy audience and guys' pants.
Nostalgia shit for the original fanbase.
And it was in general a competent movie with some nice spectacle.
Oh and aggressive smart marketing.

Boom, a billion dollahs.

Fucking keked

I liek dinosores

That's nothing

chinks got no freedom, no natural beauty left in their polluted cesspool of a country.. so they see a lot of shit movies.

thanks america!

Dat Chinese Renminbi

they killed a main character and then released to the public how much charities he was part of

People take their children to the movies.

It really triggers me that such a bland, soulless assembly line production is so much more successful than a master piece like Mad Max

bitter old man detected.

my wife's son fucking loves dinosaurs and literally begged me to pay for the tickets so his dad could take him to see jurassic world.

dinosaurs will never stop being popular.

Bravo Nolan.

>stop, invincible dinosaur's wife son

Fury Road won six Oscars. The Bayformers movies are nearly as financially successful as JW but nobody respects them either.

I liked Jurassic World. Claire had a decent character arc of learning to give a shit about people, I'm glad it wasn't Owen's idea to ride out with raptors and that he was extremely hesitant about the whole thing, but I still hated the fucking kids after the movie.

The original came out in 1993.
This one came out in 2015.

That's 22 years. The kids who saw the original are now adults and have families, who they took to see this new one.

It's pretty simple really.

>there is no way in fuck it was that good or memorable.
You just explained all cash grabs

people were thrilled with a non-shit reboot.

Because you're a cynical contrarian Sup Forums faggot. You've forgotten how to have fun. Sure, consuming nothing but mindless crap all the time is bad for you, but sometimes a light adventure story is just what you're in the mood for. Also, dinosaurs are great; kids love dinosaurs and adults can reexperience their childhood by watching them as well.

Franchise reboot

Safe plot that follows original Jurassic Park but only if JP had the park open and fully operational

> just like The Force Awakens

Adults take the kids = more money

People. Love. Dinosaurs.

Thank gods that Rat-Pac funded Trump campaign AFTER Mad Max release. Also it's very good that Leo and Mad Max got Oscars on 88's (check these Nazi dub) and pre-super political correctness agenda. Funny how blacks chimp-out and losing at the end (Oscar, Trump).

its called a cash grab for a reason. We complain about remakes and reboots but this is exactly why they do them
>have an established target audience already
>have a movie series that already exists and was successful
>marketing pretty much sells itself
>open ended enough for sequels
>earns literally billions of dollars for it
you might have a 'flop' like BvS that is an out-liier to this formula but overall its a safe bet that you know will at least earn back close to its budget

Just marathoned this post, did I like it?

Broad appeal, everyone loves Jurassic park and loves dinosaurs. Everyone going into this movie knew what they were going to get, just dumb fun. Look at the reviews, no one really said it was terrible or great, just a good time at the theater and it got 76% on RT

>implying millennials have families
how retarded can you possibly be to think that lmoa

Nobody liked this movie. Its just a shitty commercial for samsung and mercedes benz. It has no rewatch value and nobody gives a fuck about it now.

>so much more successful

TRADITIONAL MALE HERO COWBOY WRANGLING DINOS
VS
TURBODYKE WOMYN STRONK SMASH THE PATRIARCHY FEMINIST AGENDA

AND AFTER ALL THAT WOMYN MEDIA SHILLING SHILLARY STILL LOST LMAOOOOO

THERES A QUALITY SHOOP OF TRUMP AS PUSSY GRABBER IMMORTAN JOE BTW, TOPKEK

CHINA
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china right?

product placement and some american talk show host guy in soulless profitmaker

I bet you think Inglorious Basterds portrayed Jews in a good light you gigantic pleb.

Nostalgia, promotion and dinos

Finally somebody gets it.
With inflation at its lowest, China is like a gold mine for Hollywood flicks, because those slant-eyed rice eaters would watch anything made in US.

CRY ABOUT IT CTR

GURRRLPOWER FLOPS, OVER AND OVER

TRUMP WINNING IS A REFERENDUM ON LE STRONK WOMYN PATRIARCHY SMASHING

BY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER WOMEN ARE NOW ONLY GOOD FOR PUSSY GRABBING :^)

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>Millennials
They're 16 user. We're talking about 90's kids families here. Jurassic Park and sex culture were both big in the 90's.

Someone in the market department deserves a raise.

The world is in shambles and people just want fun escapist entertainment and that's exactly what it was.

White stunts wears MAGA hat?

SALTPOCALYPSE >2016

>They're 16 user.
Who?
I was talking about the people that "watched JP as a kid". Assuming by kid we mean people under 10 then the term "Millennial" fits perfectly since Millennials are the generation 1984-2000.
How many late 80s people have kids and families? Most of them aren't even married yet.

And for a moment I though white womyn were lost. God bless them.

>so forgettable i thought i was in a GoTG thread

RAPE IS THE #1 FEMALE SEXUAL FANTASY

DEEP DOWN THEY JUST WANT TO BE GRABBED BY THE PUSSY, ITS ALL SO CLEAR NOW

TRUMP IS TRULY THE PRESIDENT WE NEED AND DESERVE

Name one out of the 28 or so films that earned more than 1 bil at box office that wasn't forgettable.

Protip: Titanic doesn't count.

I want that link. The salt.

ITS ON HUFFPOST, IF YOU DARE TO WADE INTO THAT CRYFEST THESE DAYS

BRING SCUBA GEAR LMAO

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>1984
>Most of them aren't even married yet
Sorry to break this to you but Sup Forums is a bad measure for that sort of stuff, user. I'm from 84 and single but I'm a weirdo most of my known generation is already married or have plans for it and at least half of them already have children.

This is the fucking problem with idiots like you. You realize that the term millennial can refer to people born, depending on what definition you follow, 1976-1983 all the way to 2004 right?

You're probably a 19 year old kid who thinks you're better than everyone around you.

No, see retard

>le 4chin xD
I too go outside and most of my generation isn't married or has kids.

Being a fantasy doesn't make it right. Most older siblings dream with getting rid of the new baby but that doesn't mean they should.

I just wanna see mommy naked

What I notice is they're not doing any work.

>I too go outside and most of my generation isn't married or has kids
I guess your place isn't a good measure either.

That's normal for them

THIS POST IS LITERALLY SEXUAL ASSAULT

STOP RAPING ME YOU SHITLORD, ACTUALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

Neither is yours. But statistics show that most late 80s kids are not married or have children.
Your hick bible belt state doesn't count.

what i'm wondering is why Independence Day flopped so hard when it was basically the same thing. was it bad marketing?

no dinosaurs and the plot is even more stupid

Consider the fact that what made Jurassic Park special and memorable at the time can't be recreated right now.

Not only was Jurassic Park a well balanced story, but it was a technical feat as well. No one has done a dinosaur or monster film on that scale before. The intermingling of traditional visual effects and CGI that still holds up today thanks to clever use of lighting and camera was a novel concept at the time.

Unfortunately it's just been done too many times since then to wow anyone. Even an amazing sequel at this point will ultimately just be another "Jurassic Park sequel" that didn't hold up to the original.

I'm sure your source was reliable 10 years ago, user. But I feel like you need an update.

LIAM HEMSWORTH IS NO MEMELORD

MURRRRRRICA MOTHERFUCKER

GUESS WHO HE VOTED FOR KEK

I remember Avatar even though i didn't really like it.

I remember the 1st avengers, because there was a small payoff to other capeshit, never to be repeated.

That's it though.

I wonder if I'm old enough to really fall out of touch.
I mean I found the thing completely unwatchable dreck.
Yet people say it's ok or even "fun" and good.
I don't know, maybe it's me at this point.

So you're just going to ignore that 40% of millennials have a kid under the age of 18 in their household, according to a Gallup poll?

youre literally to intelligent for hollywood garbage now.

Bad marketing. JW's trailer hinted at the disaster and made you want to watch the spectacle unfold, find out what events lead up to Chris Pratt on a motorbike with velociraptors. ID's trailer goes "FUCK IT, have this eyeporn of the alien ship clawing into earth" and wheels Jeff Goldblum out to spout a few hammy lines.

It's like Homer watching the McBain movie at the video store.
"So, you wanna rent it?"
"Why? I just saw the best part!"

It's you.

>Okay Anna. I'll get rid of the dog, please put the gun down.

I had the same feeling as well.

The movie never had any drama or tension like this scene from Jurassic Park youtube.com/watch?v=PscRUlsvhtI
Every character was unrelatable and they felt like quip machines from capeshit movies.

Also they were constantly shoving down the throat "hey, do you remember this from Jurassic Park ;)" moments as if feeding off nostalgia made it any better.

MEMED THE FUCK OUT

BASICALLY AS IF TRUMP WAS THE LEAD

Legit this is a movie about a group of women (of which only one is self-sufficient) that would have failed miserably had it not been for the male hero character.

>what is cognitive dissonance

>fellow white women
>Sarah RUIZ

we future now

DO ANGRY WOMYN SMASH THE PATRIARCHY?

ARE THEY ASSISTED BY A LITERALLY MUZZLED MALE FEMINIST KUCK ALLY?

GG :^)

BTW FURIOUS CUNT DID NOT TURN A PROFIT IN THEATERS LMAO

PPS HILLARY LOST OMGG