ITT: badly describe a band's discography, others try to guess it

ITT: badly describe a band's discography, others try to guess it

>an instant classic by Dave Mustaine
>even better than the first one, by Dave Mustaine and pals
>the most overrated metal album in history
>their last good album
>a little different from the others, but maybe it's good that they're changing their style?
>at this point they realize they can make twice as much money with half the effort
>oh shit nigger, what are you doing...
>*bonus* "how can we cuck our fans even more? I know! let's make a cover album!"
>the point of no return
>stop... It's already dead (I'm pretty sure the baterist is senile at this point)
>*bonus* I expect nothing and I'm still let down.jpg
>wait... they can ACTUALLY still make good music?

I think that was Metallica desu

fuck I forgot

>rrrrr rrrr
>jang jang rrrr
>jang boop
>beep boop
>beep wah
>boop rrrrrr
>jang rrrrr
>boop click
>wooosh jang

>lol video games
>lol futuristic tokyo
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Kero Kero Bonito

nope

You said Dave Mustain so I guess Megadeth

Anamanaguchi?

nope

>blow your nose dude
>blow your nose dude pt. 2
>oh hey my first mixtape that isnt shite
>squad gang self-deprecation
>squad gang gang who tf you think you are self-deprecation 2
>random EP
>black child in the 80s black child in the 80s baby we just fuckin behind ya boyfriend's back I STILL LOOOVVVEE YEWWWW you niggas suck i am god i am god
>mandatory "money money squad dont fuck with us" mixtape
>actual masterpiece
>double album pt.1: haha look guys modern rap is trash
>double album pt. 2: haha look guys bongos and beaches and campfires
>the 70s called they want their music back

Childish Gambino?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the EP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also im absent for half the album
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pt. 1
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the instrumental
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pt. 2
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the instrumental
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spot on.

Also,
>gang gang gang gang raping women raping women murder
>regrets about the past be like also gang gang gang gang wait im not as active anymore also samoa
>my grandma died
>depression: the album

earl

kinda gave it away with "samoa"

>Baby's first underground rock album
>GUYS GUYS.....LETS GO POP!
>raw shit

death grips?

Nirvana

radiohead?

>dude iphones lmao
>dude cowboys and indians lmao
>dude blues lmao
>dude shitty outtakes lmao
>dude psych masterpiece lmao
>dude jazz rock lmao
>dude im high af and in nature lmao
>dude its like forever lmao
>Bananas.
>dude vomit lmao
>dude elevator music lmao
>dude PROG lmao

king gizz
easy

yup

>We like Black Sabbath
>Did we tell you we like Black Sabbath?
>We like Black Sabbath but a lot heavier now.
>We like Black Sabbath... wait where is the whole band going?
>I found more members and now we're doing psychedelics a lot more.
>You thought we were gone? Haha fuck you now we like Black Sabbath AND horror movies.
>70s porn, horror, and Black Sabbath. Don't say you're surprised.
>Who decided making songs inspired by 70s porn was a good idea??
>It's not that bad I guess. Cleaner tho.

Just saying, this is still one of my favorite bands. They're the AC/DC of their genre but still put out some hallmarks.

The Sword

electric wizard

Jus Oborn and his merry men?

You got it

>i am so pissed i break mirrors
>i am so pissed i'll make our fans angry and slow our sound
>i'll just talk about shit and the band make some weird noises after
>lol slut
>we have a female bass player now!
>ok, last album, we already hate each other
>wtf is this shit?

>i love nightcore
>let's jam
>pop
>beep boop rip in depression
>drama bullshit
>i love jerking off to my own reflection
>dude gimmicks and shitty lyrics lmao

>i went to a therapist cuz i have adhd
>i have split personality disorder
>i went to a camp and think i can make jazz
>im happy now
>i make good music now

>Kanye West's first album
>Kanye West's second album
>Kanye West's third album
>Kanye West's fourth album
>Kanye West's fifth album
>Kanye West's sixth album
>Kanye West's seventh album

>wtf I love punk
>wtf I love death metal
>wtf I hate blast beats
>wtf I still hate blast beats
>wtf I like riffs
>wtf i hate speed
>wtf I don't like making new albums

tyler the generator

idk but i'm interested

kendrick

Studio albums:
> Ew!
> Person black people don't like
> Best FMA character
> God's gold
> Global warming
> Earth on fire
> Blue lightbulb that came from the hole of neverendingness
> Enjoyment of living
> Decent destroyer
> Songs that people who can't use their eyes will enjoy
> My dad has a really long rope I'll use it to get up to the sky but he'll have to help
> That guy who sees things
> What if you were like, good
> Dude, like, what if you, like, were a glowstick

>idk but I'm interested
Bolt Thrower

swans
you're a silly dude

Man I need to make this shit harder.

neon indian?

>Look at me!
>Look at me, I'm older!
>Guys I really like Kate Bush
>10/10
>Guys I really like sex
>I'm sUCh A gOOd sINgEr
>Fuck it
>I'm an a r t i s t
>I hate you, I love you, I hate that I want you
>Tinder?

>loops and dubs
>pop crossover masterpiece, was everywhere for like a year
>More electronic than the last album with like 50 guest artists
>I mixed this shit on an iPad and it shows
>Hyped to oblivion with singles, then it dropped and everyone forgot about it

gorillaz?

gorillaz

you know it homie
it was the iPads that game it away, huh

Bork

literally black flag

Kanye ?

>BBSHSKSSHSK
>bbshsksshsk
>Dude BDSM lmao
>Dude space lmao

>soft rock straight outra college
>stadium rock done right
>stadium rock done wrong
>we pop now
>it's supposed to be a rock opera
>return to our soft rock roots because of personal issues
>we're happy again so here's more pop

BF were never good
UK & Swedish hardcore >>> us "HC"

>we hereby declare ourselves the voice of our generation
>more radio-friendly and as popular as ever
>lol coke and long-winded aimless songs
>in which we remember the good old days
>a new direction, maybe? we just want to be relevant again
>okay, that sucked, let's try it again but with more 60's flavor
>once more with 90's vibes
>we give up, so here's us emulating our first albums

>like a really bad acid trip, with ghosts playing hide and seek
>dude, space, LMAO
>ok, so I got some wicked ideas for drums and our keyboard, just follow my lead
>Alan, eat some of that cereal
>Guys, I think there's something in my ear
>lets do some comfy progressive stuff that nobody will remember
>guys, did you hear about this volcano that erupted?
>Cannabis (/ˈkænəbJs/) is a genus of flowering plant in the family Cannabaceae, long been used for hemp fibre, for hemp oils, for medicinal purposes, and as a recreational drug
>the best album in their discography
>fuck the system, desu
>I had some bad times as a kid, lads
>MUH DADDY, WAR WAS BAD BOO HOO HOO
>who cares
>who cares
>guys, this new wave synth stuff is kinda cool
>see above, like 20 years later

clipping

Oasis?

Pink Floyd

>yo let's straight up rip off the 60s and not contribute much of our own wait this is actually really good
>okay that went well, let's go in a more electronic direct- ded

>Baroque Pop is my shit
*gets kicked out of label*
>I think psych folk is better
>Nah i prefer hard rock now
>That was too hard for me, i think something softer would suit me
*gets an idea*
>why not both?
>that was awesome, let's build on it
>now i'm getting tired of it, let's do something else
>soul is a great idea
>i took too much coke lol
>wew now that i'm coke-free i can
>make a
>trilogy
>ok enough of that something poppier please
>i like this a lot
>oh no
>fuck go back
*loses his style*
> *regains his style (kind of)*
>have you heard of this nine inch nails band? yeah let's do something like that
>a bit faster
>ok i think we have to go slower this time
>juuust right
>yeah who gives a fuck about album covers, it's the music that counts, right?
*10 years later*
>ayo i'm back
>whoops now i'm dead

>who cares
delete this

is this bowie

>dude texas lmao
>k we're done

davie booby

ye

Avalanches

Lift to Experience

>i'm happy
>i'm sad
>i'm trying to be happy
>hey we got a new bassist. LET'S ROCK MUH FUCKA (still trying to be happy, but a bit harder)
>starting to meditate (it shows)
>still trying to be happy
>i'm so desperate in trying to be happy that i do stuff that i wouldn't normally do and now i'm feeling dead inside
>i'm getting therapy now
>hey i'm feeling better
>i'm starting to feel happy again
>i'm happy again
>and now i'm kind of sad again (but i hope this is a phase)

yeah
and I just realized OP asked for bands, i guess he meant artist in general.

>i love drugs and parties
>man i hate drugs and parties

>loosely themed around a trash can fire
>Memoir about growing up poor
>black people need to break free from their masters
>no masters whatsoever, it's literally right there in the title
>Sort of a slice of life I guess, >7/10

>let's make a gritty hard rock band
>nevermind, let's create our own style
>dude weed lmao. I'm sad
>feels and cocaine
>do I really need to list the other fifteen albums?

ez
Sabbath

deathgrips

since you're all so far up the artist hole ima do an easy one

>hey look i can mix weird tempos with the britpop experience i already have and 4/4 hip hop beats. let me just sing some weird stuff over it aaaaaaaaand done
>i thought i could mash my previous work with
electronics but it's a weird mutant. fuck it might be a big lead onto something better
>alright i took a good poop so i'm gonna make this one nice and colorful, a perfect ten, with an actual theme, the best beats, best harmonies and best features i can gather.
>lol i just realized how talented i am, i can make a decent album on fucking IPAD, look, here's an 8/10
>HAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUCKING TALENTED AND I CAN FEATURE WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THIS RANDOM MESH OF SONGS AND SELL SHIRTS FOR 50€ A PIECE HAHAHAHA THESE DUMB FANS OH GOD

>A shameful tryst with a schoolboy.

>Stoned outdoor festival sex that ends with nervous small talk and excruciatingly long periods of awkward silence.

>Two Sabbath fans in a basement furtively experimenting with gay sex under blacklight.

>A surprisingly tender and romantic encounter with a struggling young theater actor.

>A wicked starfuck.

> An extremely disorienting foray into group sex.

>He finishes in under a minute and you both vow to never speak of it again

>Grimy back-alley shenanigans.

> An encounter at a single bar that may or may not have led to you being conceived.

>A creepily dispassionate coke orgy.

>An alienated post-breakup tryst.

>A weepy, passionate encounter with an ex who wants to revisit “the good old days” one last time.

>Furtive hostel sex with a traveling activist.

>The last oral sex session of a mutually destructive relationship.

>A barely closeted gay movie star having sex with his supermodel girlfriend “just for the hell of it”.

>A garishly lit swinger’s club full of dumpy, middle-aged suburbanites.

>A diary full of teenage girl masturbation fantasies.

>An elaborate BDSM torture device that’s impressive but not actually much fun.

>Revenge sex.

>Guilt-induced pity sex with the person you had revenge sex with after realizing they’re actually really nice.

>Your wedding night.

>A surprisingly satisfying masturbation session.

>The thrill of a long-term partner suddenly showing their kinky side.

>Picking up a much younger girl at a rave and feeling only sort of guilty about it.

>Soul-crushingly dull, passionless marriage sex.

>Bittersweet “I missed you” sex with an estranged partner.

>A perfunctory quickie.

>Post-dry spell sex you’re too excited about to admit was kind of mediocre.

>Necrophilia

k dot

>super lo-fi recorded in my room
>shit i'm sad now
>shit i'm in a movie now
>love you mom
>poppier, more produced
>dead and angry

Weezer?

Yes

I'm interested in this one

You got it!

>IDGAF about anything, who cares who I offend?
>I'm still a menace, but I'm going to invite my harder friends to rap with me (also this is my best album)
>I'm going to go with even flashier production and even write conscious shit
>pretty much unsalvageable pop, like 2 good songs
>Look at all the impersonations I can do
>unsalvagable pop 2: Rihanna edition
>I'm going to "return to form" with a halfway decent nostalgia grab

U2

>lo-fi punk-blues
>the last album except better and bluesier
>the last album with more classic rock influence
>the last album with WAY more classic rock influence
>suddenly quiet folk music
>"we Mexico now"

Elliott Smith

emimeme

Misfits?

>child memories
>weird
>comfy
>weird again but louder
>comfy again but louder
>feels
>fun
>underwater
>out of tune radio
>baby disco

Aphex twin

Or the my grandma died part

>We did this before a car crashed with everyone inside lmao

I'm guessing metallica because Dave was only involved in the first two albums. The cover album might be garage inc.

I'm curious now. Is it black Banshee? If not, please tell me what it is.

> BAGGY
> m8, I love the uk
> no m8, I REALLY LOVE the uk
> m8, did I tell you I love the uk?
> I love The Pavement now
> I am sad and guitarist is drunk
> the drunk guitarist left
> What if my older band sounded like my new band but still working with the now sober guitarist, the cheese maker bass player and a bald Labour Politician?

Autechre?

>Edgy shit
>I killed myself lol

This is Bowie for sure

Xiu xiu?

Animal collective?

>one guy pretending to be a band
>emo-grunge
>mom-rock
>we don't hate each other anymore, but this album sucks
>can't decide between regular album and acoustic album, i'll do both
>i didn't listen to this one
>gimmick album, pretty good though
>gimmick album #2, spending millions to make an album that just sounds the same as our others
>band pretending to be one guy

>Really good pop/rock
>Amazing pop/rock
>Incredible pop/rock
>Jazz album
>Self cover album of songs written for other artists
>Worst album
>Self cover album of songs written for other artists volume 2 out in December
>New album next year

I wanna say Death Grips, but it might be either Queen or The Velvet Underground.

Possibly King Crimson?
Some help, please?

Yup

>new york
>new york... at night
>new york... on heroin
>los angeles
>los angeles... at night
>we're still friends the EP

Nine Inch Nails?

>dudes.....what if we....INVENTED....a new genre....
>that was fucking awesome lets do it again
>wtf? i love jazz now! lets put it in our music
>lets do jazz fusion again
>okay lads we went a bit far last time, lets get back to our roots
>what if we just improvised everything live and turned it into an album lmao
>im feeling so dark right now, fuck, lets make something HEAVY
>you guys ever heard of this band called talking heads? i think we should do something like that. our guitarist can make some pretty funny noises with his guitar
>new wave is fucking cool
>its still cool
>you guys know what codas and reprisals are? lets do an album with like fucking six of them
>K is a really cool letter
>*listens to metal once*