OFFICIAL LAUGH AT ENGLAND THREAD

>getting fucking dominated by a team with 10 men


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bread roll

haha

>getting btfo by mcrappe
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What are England's chances of qualifying now?

>Teressa May

>le city du anglais

Remember when england lost against iceland ? I do XD

>Scotlel

You're english yourself you idiot

>englel parking the bus vs a 10 men team

>playing agains 9 plus the keeper
>defending with 5

hahaha

i'm from India you fucking twat

>CRESSWELL

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WESS TAM WORLD CUP WINNERS INNIT

I'm Scottish

hope we don't even qualify for the world cup tbqh no point in us being there

>A FUCKING MAN ADVANTAGE

i'm from Wales

>Pogba
>Dembele
>Mbappe
They are so fucking good. No Real, no Barça for the two youngters please.

Yeah and I'm Cornish

You're still English no matter which county you come from

I hoe you'll be there. It's always a good laugh to watch your games

englel is a meme and it will never be taken seriously, nobody respects those useless faggots

Actually Irish but living in England so
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Muhammed pls

>irish
>living in england

why? isn't ireland objectively better than england in every possible way now?

England and Scotland should really be a hell of a lot better at football than they are, given how popular a sport it is here.

British people are just naturally lazy. The coaching and training delivered here is disgraceful. We're generations behind the rest of Europe

>losing to a 10 man, 2nd-rate team
>drawing to scot marino

you cant get a good job in Ireland.

if you're a university graduate, you basically need to move to England or Scotland to get a decent salary

There is no talent in you

and yours, Moh

#whatatimetobealive.

That's what happens, don't know any English people that expect us to win any games we just chat loads of shit when we do

Have you seen 5th goal celebration?

Young white blonde frenchettes were celebrating their black bulls win! Staidum was louder than ever. There is no racism in france proven once again and black obsession seems to be as real as wikipedia article says it is. So beautiful! Viva la France, Viva la Macron!

Why is sterling so bad? Hr hasn't progressed at all

He's like an even worse walcott

is this the new thread or is it just for laughing at England?

English teams buy cheaper African players who are good for a few years cause all they need to do is run.

English players are over-priced and too over-hyped and only have 1 good season due to all the pressure.

England would be a lot better if we went into games with an actual game plan, all we have done for the last 5 years is run to the corner flag and cross it into the box.

>guardiolel has made sterlel worldclass lads
good to see another meme exposed

pacey negros don't progress past age 17

>black obsession

sounds like you have that vladmir

Cringe

please rig our general election in favour of modi, please

this post deserves you a comfy place in the gulag, sergey

gonna call putin right now

You just know those U20 lads who everyone's trumpeting about because they won the World Cup will go back to their clubs, fester in the reserves for a few years then end up getting shipped out on loan to Peterborough United with a view to a permanent move.

tbf it'd be more surprising if 10-man France weren't beating England

Scotland has the best coach and the best coaching departments in Europe.

11 vs 10 for 45mins.

HOW CAN YOU LOSE?

this happens with everyone who wins yoof trophies tbf

We are England. Anything is possible.

>It's c co coming ho home lads

Not in your lifetime

Would the English accept a German taking over their national team or is the butthurt still too strong?

BOGPA

unironically this, even mourinho acknowledged this

fuck iceland

>Not in your lifetime
But it did at the weekend

>tfw Dembele is the player we wanted Sterling to be

>le bottle the league man

how is it in a one team league la?

Problem with English football is that if you aren't scouted by the age of 9 then you're never gonna be discovered

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honestly we're at the point where we wouldn't give a shit as long as we win something

>muh friendlies

Save it for when we get dicked in the world cup and it actually means something

>under 21 world cup winners

simmer down

>country doesn't even have black people in most of it
>still obsessed with them

dumbelé is dumb

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>southgate is going to lead England into a World Cup

can't wait 2bh

Southgate looks fucking lost and clueless

D..did we just get blacked?

True.

>watching England play when Southgate is manager
We couldn't even beat Scotland ffs

Oh wow if only sterling had been involved in one goal today he could be just like Dembele

Oh wait he was

Still 10 vs 11 and England didn't do anything

When will ITV fuck off with Bitter Sweet Symphony. Conjures up so many memories of miserable England defeats over the years.

>next 30 years of hurt incoming

no manager has ever won the world cup when managing a team that isn't their own national team

...

This is highly misleading. England were only playing with about 7 men at most.

Not Pogba m8

means fuck all.

2 african teams(not including England) have won it in the last decade. Serbia won the last one. also half the best teams in the world dont get to qualify because of >muh inclusiveness

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Haha look at all of you chatting shit like
>hur duh france are looking good
>engand are transitioning
>bla bla bla

It's all boring and you say the same shit year in and year round. None of this really matters. You should speand your time reading books and if your actually interested in TV something cleaver like Rick and Morty

gotta start sending your players to /bundes/

but it's fucking France

they have like all the talented players at this moment in time

99% certain an American wrote this

>like Rick and Morty

Excellent bait

Imagine being so obsessed with a country that you follow their friendly games

How'd we win the U-20 WC then?

>Sterling is as good as Dembele
You can't possibly believe that.

DEMBELED

>bottle the league

Even based Brenny can't stop Liverpool being a joke club and Stevie Me being the worst bottle merchant of the PL era.

I'm a Commonwealth member, I'm allowed, r-right?

>Cleaver
>Clea
>Ver

Defense is pretty fucking shit though

Open your eyes and stop believing into Sup Forums memes.

Only if you poo in the loo

>black obsession
Football is a working class sport. Blacks are working class.

because literally zero good teams qualified

Spain came here and took France fucking apart