ITT: Movies that were better than they had any right to be

ITT: Movies that were better than they had any right to be.

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this was a show though. i remember being hype for it with my dad, then watching it a laughing at how bad it was

No, it was a movie first. Then it had a sequel. Then they made a TV show

Also it's an obvious parody of 60s programs like Batman and Green Hornet. You were laughing with the show not at it and you didn't even know it.

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And not even just because Jake is utterly endearing on screen, it's just a fucking entertaining movie presented very well

I remember saying long before this came out that it was going to be so fucking stupid. A movie with a talking space racoon and a tree voiced by Vin Diesel was going to be terrible and tank horribly.

I liked it, I just wish they omitted the "dance off bro" part. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

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Definitely the new planet of the apes movies...

>friend recommends it
>I think it's not for me
>watch it and love it


Now I recommend it to everyone and they are hesitant at first but everyone loves it.

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Not even trolling.

Everyone thought this was going to be a C grade scifi flick that would tank and be forgotten.

yeah good call

Do you mean because if the acting was above par for porn? Or because you didn't think you'd get turned on by incest?

Bit of column A, bit of column B.

They ad-libbed that part. Chris Pratt did it. He was originally just supposed to chat him up as a distraction.

Can you think of another porno that you can actually quote from?

Only good sex scene is the one at the end and it's only like 5 minutes long

There are far better X-rated films from that era

several, actually

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>Only good sex scene is the one at the end and it's only like 5 minutes long
Yes but it's the best in existence.
If you disagree PLEASE tell me of a better one.

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door; the leather club's two blocks down.

pretty much every sex scene in pic related

Well I'm going for a wank

>Best DVD Menus

wut?

AVN awards have some silly categories, it's true. Anyway Camp Cuddly Pines is worth your time, it's hilarious.

>who thought it was a good idea?

First order family is too weird.

This was worse than it had any right to be. The guy came off Moon and he made this heap of shit.

>Moon
Fuck that was a great movie.

it's porn, no need to bring behavioral psychology into it

porn is nothing BUT behavioral psychology

observation and analysis aren't the same thing, just whip your dick out and stop overthinking it

I'd also recommend the Taboo American Style series

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