Gib pusy

gib pusy

no pusy is mine

i lub Sup Forums

can i habe de pusy

cunny > pussy

>you will never have sex with this girl

she looks like the type who's lazy in bed

She can honestly just sit on my face and look at her phone

DOUBTFUL

good golly.

go on now, laddy... ass2.webm now...

great thread lads

better this than another soccer thread

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"not now user, I'm trying to sleep"

>ass1.webm
>does not turn around

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does it get any better than that?

nope

BRB GONNA KMS

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FUCK! IT'S CHAD!!

Women shouldn't be allowed to go out in shit like this.

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yeah Burkinis only.

It's really no wonder the taliban think the West is the degenerate natural conclusion of democracy. That is lust personified, and I'm not sure it represents a good thing.

the chicano knows what's up

she was probably at the beach 2bh

at what point what is this.. thing.. even called?

its beyond underwear, to me its literally a vagina cloth that is it

>ywn smell inside her shoes

My standards right now is "Has vagina"

>give you... what?

B
R
E
H
S

And you should be required to cover your cheeks at the beach.

Your eternal love

almost there big guy

Come on user, get of the couch and let's go to the beach!

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who tired of pussy here

How big is your babs-folder Bulgaribro?

gib pusy

I've never had any pussy, why would I be tired of it?

~60 webms and ~200 pics

That's one of the better asses you'll see that isnt getting plowed by a 9 inch rod in front of a camera crew

ew they look underage

no thanks

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>tfw about to make fun of you but I realized that is also me

Could you maybe upload it somewhere pls?

Mega or something

definitely not

Why?

>>>/iran/

>tfw iPhones don't play webms

what a whore

I love when chicks have a good time with it.

>tfw rolled the dice and fucked/made out with a girl who had come down with the flu 5 days earlier

It's day 2 and I'm still praying for no symptoms

I didn't make a bad choice right

enjoy your aids

who fucking cares, at least you're getting laid. Its been 6 fucking months and im pretty sure my dick and balls are planning an escape. I got rejected by the ugliest slav chick the other day, im debating prostitution for the first time in my life.

Head to Thailand. Hop on a bus to Pattaya. Head to walking street and go nuts. You owe it to yourself.

Rip don't tell your mom you died because you fucked a whore

am I missing something here? she looks like the typical girl from here in SoCal

>resting bitch face/10

Are American standards really that low?

The idea of a challenge excites us more than some kind of doe faced chumpwoman

and you should be the last to criticize us based off of quality of females

who manlet here bros

just

>lost my virginity last month in a tinder hookup
in all seriousness its probably not the best idea to spend your adolescent years on /r9k/, i honestly expected my life to change a bunch once i put my dick in a vagina

>"uuumm yeah, I was...like...wow...oh ma god...yeah like we went to L.A...yeah like....so..."

At least our girls don't talk like that all the time. Having to listen to American tourists makes me wanna puke.

1.70 here

JUST

5'7" here so feels good manlet cutoff is 5'"4

I had a GF for a year, I'm still not much better than r9k. In fact now I'm single again, I'm the same loser I was before

um like wow sweetie rude

not me losers lmao

proud 5'11 master race here

she's your typical SoCal white girl, that's why I'm having trouble understanding why everyone here is amazed by her.

Lol, 6'4 reporting in, and I'm not even that tall here

¿Porque usas pies y pulgadas, gil?

Maybe because to >us, that's not a thing >we see day in day out

i hate you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw 6'1''
>still can't get a gf

>5'8
>qt gf

No you're a manlet

The amount of people that just replied to this thread proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these meme and tfw no gf posts, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.

EXCELLENT THREAD FAGGOTS

I'll grant you a lot of American girls are incredibly annoying

At the end of the day we're all just fishing in the waters of circumstance

what you get is a product of effort/time spent trying to get a bite and what kind of bait you have to offer but luck will do the rest

>fully grown and matured
that isn't cunny my man

para triggerear autistas

t. Ash Ketchum

You ''''''''''''people'''''''''''' are homosexuals.

>Sturgis shirt

>Implying she hasn't dropped those pretty little black panties for a 45 year old 260lbs 1%er to score some free dope

Not that I'd mind with an ass like that

Conservative women only

>exposing her calves and nose
>conservative

Rate my harem lads

Dementors/10

I doubt she is even aware of any social connections it has, it's like trendy girls wearing a slayer or metallica shirt without even knowing they are bands.

>me on the third from left

>implying 1%ers would attend a bike rally

is Sup Forums bro culture, dare I say it, back?

they aren't really rallies anymore so much as corporatised festivals. Plenty of 1%ers go to sturgis and daytona and try to pretend they're something unique.

one can only hope, amigo

sexy girl's

perro: sexy
caca: girls

barb :3

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>25
>find probably 75-80% of girls around my age (late teens through 20s) to be cute or hot
>still such a no confidence shut in friendless aspie sperg that i dont even bother talking to anyone and remain permavirgin

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Now is the perfect time to save pretty pictures of pretty women as a form of escapism
We're all in the same boat friend