Sup Forums, are you ready for new Balkans war? On June 29th there will be a verdict regarding Croatian-Slovene territorial dispute.
Slovenia tried to bribe arbiters in this trial so Croatia stepped out of this arbitrage (Croatian secrete service tapped Slovenian lawyer negotiating with Slovenian judge) and we won't accept this verdict. Slovenes will.
Which means if they win they'll send patrol boat to disputed waters. And we will send two to scare it away.
A month after this there should be world war, as it happens with conflicts in the Balkans.
Croatia. I can never support a country that calls itself Land of Slavs.
Carter Howard
bump
when I said we tapped Slovenes, actually it was most likely done by American secrete service, who then gave tape to Croatian service.
But it's not know who actually tapped the Slovenes. Shoud be burgers.
Adam Rivera
>Who are you gonna root for, Sup Forums? Both of you of course, then when you're both exhausted we'll take it all
Owen White
you won't join one side, then switch on other side?
Lincoln Gray
Nothing will happen
Kayden James
>bribe
gtfo, it wasn't bribery, but merely the passing on of confidential information regarding the verdict. After all, bribery in the form of bakshish is more of a practice you Balkanturks practice, not we Europeans.
Carson Moore
i see only italian waters in that pic
Anthony Sanchez
>merely the passing on of confidential information regarding the verdict
dobili smo pare od EU, do sad su to bile predizborne priče. Mislim da se sad stvarno počinje graditi
Noah Nelson
croats are civilized people and the srbosjek was agricultural tool
Grayson Miller
It sure was =)
Wyatt Kelly
>89IQ Balkan behavior
it's you who tried to cheat on this arbitrage. if you """"""""""""""""win""""""""""""""""""""", you'll send a boat and we have to respond to foreign force occupying our territory. And that starts the war.
Bentley Thomas
Daily reminder that the verdict doesn't matter. Even if it's in our favor, and it probably will be, we won't accept it. Nothing will change.
Blake Garcia
I think somebody pointed it out earlier, who ever attacks first get's NATOEd so doubt their will be a war
Adam Cruz
what would happen if two EU and NATO countries fought each other? would NATO intervene?
Christopher Jenkins
they would deploy UN humanitarian forces while two niggers genocide each other like always
Daniel Rogers
we won't, but slovenes might try to enforce it. sending a boat to patrol around is example of that.
Jackson Ortiz
Lots of deep concerns.
Robert Perez
>slovenes might try to enforce it
Isaac Parker
A little question how is the Slovene army compared to the Croatian army?
Aaron Taylor
Non-existent, at least when it comes to naval warfare. Ours is almost as bad, but if there was a hypothetical war, we'd most likely win. Not that it matters because this entire thing is a meme and regular people don't care.
Logan Butler
Atomik Harmonik is a 'gasilska veselica' band and is meant to entertain drunken rural bydlo. You need to drink a bottle of cviček before you can hear the quality of such music.
Xavier Nguyen
we have two guys, they have one guy. so it depends whether our both guys are fit on certain day
Eli Price
Our army has been chronically underfunded to the point that it should now be called a body scout club. Croats aren't much better, but at least they have an actual air force and some coastal defense.
Ryder Perry
we're buying 'new' (new as no more mig) planes by the end of this year
Liam Hughes
boy scout club*
Leo Phillips
>balkan war OK, I know what to do, all my practice was for this moment, the balkans will be mine
I declare war on you I declare a war on you and you you too And I guess a civil war can't hurt, I declare war on you
Asher Cooper
hola reddit
John Hill
Our amy is terribly underfunded too, so maybe we can wage a war with 5 people in total? >Not that it matters because this entire thing is a meme and regular people don't care. I asked a girl I met once in Croatia today if she knew anything about it and she had no clue Ah I see, they managed to make turbofolk even more shit by adding austrian and german sounds
Hudson Collins
плaшиш ce дa oбјaвиш paт мeни? хaхaхa
Nicholas Sanchez
Don't whine look at our inventory Mil Mi-8 Russia utility / transport Mi-8/17 6[3] Bell UH-1 United States utility UH-1H 5[3] Aérospatiale Gazelle France light utility SA341/342 9[3]
Most people don't know what it's about. Hell, I didn't what all the fuss was about until I googled it. Nothing will change come thursday. Over half of the Slovene population will enter Croatia this summer and life will go on. Anyone who even thinks about wanting to fight in a war with our good neighbors over a strip of sea is delusional.
Cooper Johnson
psst, wana rent some grippens?
Logan Morales
Why is there always conflicts in the Balkans? Are they third world?
William Stewart
>delusional. Are you new to the Balkans ?
Andrew Morales
>tatarian delusions
Ethan Richardson
>post yfw you want to go to slovenia in the summer but literally everyone will be off to croatia
Jonathan Sanchez
This is different and you know it.
Brody Adams
>The war was an important step in the strengthening of Bulgaria's international position. To a large extent, the victory preserved the Bulgarian unification. The defeat left a lasting scar on the Serbian military, previously considered undefeated by the Serbs. Ambitious reforms of the army were carried out (which later, in part, contributed to the end of the Obrenović dynasty).
remember that we will always fack your mathers
Ethan Gray
You guys are already patrolling our airspace with those.
Kayden Thomas
Normally I'd root for Slovenia, but Slovenes are posh bastards, so Croatia it is. Atleast we know that they hate us and they won't do shit behind our back.
Sebastian Hughes
>previously considered undefeated by the Serbs what a bunch of cringy delusional autists
Jason Reyes
It's okay hrčki, you win some you lose some. Except you lose every single time.
Liam Bennett
That's too bad. I was kinda hopping we would put this into reality.
Nathaniel King
I am exposed See pic
Leo Harris
We like you, but you treat us as shit and are snide and arrogant. Atleast with Croats we know where we are.
Mason Jackson
>slovenes trying to backstab croatia it's not like it's a surprise
Eli Adams
>slovenes >posh what the fuck theyre the last people i expect to be called posh lmfao
Daniel Morales
Read, they all act like this.
Noah Gonzalez
lmao
Andrew Garcia
i think thats just some autistic redditor he's pretty cringy but i doubt slovenes would act like this irl considering theyre seen as subhuman toilet cleaner trash by the countries north and west of them
Luis Russell
>he's pretty cringy but i doubt slovenes would act like this irl
I work for Slovenian company and they act exactly like this
Levi Lee
beat the fuck out of any slovene that acts like this so they know their place
Justin Powell
Also just responding to this autist We don't see you Slovenes different from Croats, you are both European and Slavic to us, if my germanic opinion even matters
