Have to finish a 200 word essay for tomorrow

>have to finish a 200 word essay for tomorrow
>all i wanna do is watch kinos
FUCK... why's life so hard? what should I do to concentrate?

sage

What kind of fucking cunt are you that you can't write 200 fucking words you miserable fucking cunt?

I'm in college but each word has to be over 4 lettters long

it's a lot harder than you think from behind that screen

anyway any good movies to watch?

Damn.. user. That's bad.

Maybe if you work through the night you could get it done? Don't take breaks, drink lots of coffee and keep going!

why didn't you sage? why did you get baited?

sage

Don't you mean 20 words?

why do DCucks have such shitty education bros?

200 words reported for underaged

is it a new meme to pretend you don't recognize one of the oldest memes in the book? get people mad that way?

>Shitpost beyond the character limit on every board but Sup Forums.
>Realize you're an essay machine, but your talent is too great for school.

What's the subject of the essay?

im NOT underage.

I'm second year in college.

sorry not everyone went to harvard dude....

>What's the subject of the essay?

"The difference between flicks and kinos"

anyone have ideas for an intro?

You can take this. Just send me $20 through PayPal :^].

The awe that once accompanied motion pictures at their inception has mostly been faded away by its normalization into daily life. Today, most movies are the result of the regurgitation of the same cookie-cutter formulas that have been used for decades making motion become, for the most part, bland. But despite the sewage that comes out of the motion picture industry every year, sometimes there are diamonds in the manure. Forchane Teevie's Sequence lists motion pictures' artistic value from worst to best as: flick, movies, film, and kino (or KÍHO).

Bad idea, you start with the middle. Then the intro and conclusion will literally write themselves.

250 words is two pages double spaced, are you retarded or something?

>tfw to intelligent to write a ten word post before midnight

>200 word essay
should take you 30 minutes, faggot

why dont YOU do it big shot?

they dont call em college papers for nothnig

>tfw to intelengent too write essays

>have to finish a 20k character essay in a week
>all i wanna do is watch flicks

I wish I was joking, that's like 15 pages on human rights, just kill me now.

>each word has to be over 4 lettters long
First write the essay and then rephrase it to take out the smaller words. Yea sounds like a bitch, good luck

i just finished a four page essay this weekend. anyone with a pulse could write a 200 word essay and still have time to do things they want at the end of the day.

Human rights are spooks.

There, I just wrote your essay.

The bait that never fails

Good job OP

ikr. this subChan is the best.

You lame faggot. I typed a 5 page paper in two days. If I can do that you can certainly write 200 words.

>200

Can you write it about a kino?

>tfw 500 word book due tomorrow

hows that one going?

Mfw stupid americunt can't write 200 words near me

>tfw I made my 170-page thesis with 36,000 words in a 1 week marathon

I lost notion of space and time though

Wise advise, OP. Don't fuck it UP.