/cric/ - 1st semi final edition

england 85 - 2

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What happened to the other thread?

This always fucking happens when the new jannies show up

Get fucked

do they have something against /cric/ or something?

Big derby today lads.

fug jannies

If UK lets pakistan win today they'll never be respected by any other cricket playing nation.

>subhuman coloured actually begged his janny best friend to delete the other thread after he was bullied for being a disgusting wide nose nigger with huge lips
KEK

Exterminate yourself.

just arrived here, recap based aussie bro?

Match is really in the balance at the moment

If you buy a ticket for a semi final and then don't turn up because you're team aren't in it, you're a shit cricket fan. At least sell the fucking thing.

A quick PSA (public service announcement) for my PSA (Pakistan supporters anonymous).
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM THE PAKISTANI TEAM. THIS WAY IF THEY WIN YOU GET A SURPRISE AND IF THEY LOSE, YOU NEVER EXPECTED ANYTHING.
I hope this helps you get through the match andthemiseryafterwards

had a dream last night i was always having all kinds of hardcore gay sex with a big black dude but not really enjoying it that much

England needs a good total to put pressure on this strong Pakistani batting line-up. Anything less than 180, Pak will easily win.

Does Eoin rhyme Coin?

Recurring dream of mine.

Who is the handsomest paki of all time?

Friendly reminder RC took his narrative to Bigfooty and was comprehensively BTFO

not him

Racist umpire

englel are finished

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absolute state of these umpires

He played in the middle of the Irish team
But he feel in love with the English salary

is morgan retarded

They know nothing about cricket and don't realise when something is cricket related

Reddit

/cric/ is the worst community on Sup Forums

>Poot

Morgan is, and I say this completely unironically, the smartest man in international cricket.

>pak wins against Englel
>India wins against Banglel

>pak defeats india for the first time in a major world cricket tournament.
>pak gets confident and tries to take kashmir by force.
>india finally takes POK.
>pak retaliates by sending few nukes.
>pak gets nuked by rest of the world in return.

Middle east peaceful, europe learns best way to deal with mudshits. a new golden age dawns.

Please make this happen.

>poot

Why are there so few pakis on Sup Forums?

Haram

What was his score on the Wonderlic intelligence test?

its ramzan bro

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>pak takes kashmir by force
>inspired by pakistan, north easterners, southerns and sikhs rise up against india
>poodi and the beef janata party leaders fight back but are eventually captured and executed in front of the remains of babri masjid

hehe good joke

i came

Why would Joe Root's currency exchange business never take off?
Because his conversion rate is shit

Ben Stokes (lhb) 2 7 0 0 28.57 1 (4b)

khalistani paki bhai bhai.

Good afternoon everyone. Lovely sunny day in the midlands, inshallah the boys play well

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alhumdulillah

Its gonna be a Pak ind final boys. Thats where all the money is. Nobody wants to see englel or banledouche. You all know it in your hearts to be true.

these fucking jannies

Subhuman coloured as we were discussing in the previous thread:

I'll hesitatingly trust you only to probably get a broken bottle shoved into my side when the sun goes down this evening.

Did you also go to strange middle aged retired blokes houses for parties with free booze and R500 for each guest?
One of my mates almost got raped at one.

Stop complaining about Downvotes.Just start upvoting everyone.I speak from experience.

Inshallah will help the English team.Thanks bro x

>Cardiff hosting a semi-final
why is this allowed? why are there no games further north than birmingham?

Reminder the pakis are winning

The North is shit. Country is run in the South.

yeah but old trafford/trent bridge/headingley are all far better venues than cardiff

>white people
>attending cricket matches

Blue pakis or green?

Morgan- 30 (48 balls)

he's bottling it

pak really lucked out, this is the only ground they stand a chance at

Hahaha. Kood jaa kood ja imad

because 95% of the muds and poos live south of Birmingham

reckon they'll get 260

CHOKE DETECTED

ayyyy

425 still on the cards

Jos Buttlord better come in and smash a ton from about 40 balls

Morgan is unironically one of my favourite players

not that sort of pitch, he'll make 10 from 20 then get out

i was watching an interview of hasan ali's dad before the game, he was begging his son would get Morgan in particular out

I liked him better when he was more of a meme and played loads of those weird floppy wrist shots
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The star sports Jew won't let me watch

source?

If the gingers dont do it Englel are done because theres only a bunch of Benedict Arnolds to come after these two

our two resident mohammeds are elite batsmen

Buttler is genuinely gonna be a GOAT of this generation. Can't remember the last player who could walk in at #6 in an ODI and you'd genuinely think "oh fuck better get him before he scores 100 (45)"

>I respect Indian players like Sachin Tendulkar, Sourav Ganguly, VVS Laxman, Ravi Shastri, Ajay Jadeja
>Ajay Jadeja
lmao

shut up daniel

afridi often batted at 8

Imagine being that much of a rampaging casual that you can't remember Afridi

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This is getting sad, danny doesn't even watch ODIs

Moeen can't bat down the order though

These meme has been pushed for so long

it was on geo news, cant find it on youtube

Kek you're right actually he said he was morally opposed to them or some shit

he said 100 (45) not 18 (5)

yeah whatever daniel now fuck off

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Lmao

calm down champ

Did you guys know that cricket isn't even the #1 sport in Pakistan?

Is Pakistan winning lads?

kek

Always. Untill they start batting.

Can't remember the last ODI when he did something

I dont give a shit if he doesnt do anything in any ODI until the next CWC as long as he is good in that again

Yeah fair enough

>cuckler

BANG RIGHT ORF THE EDGE OF THE BAT AND BUTTLER HAS COME TO THE PARTY

>the islamic democratic republic of buttler

100 (45) avoided