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mmajunkie.com/2017/06/veteran-mma-voices-mike-goldberg-mauro-ranallo-headed-to-bellator-for-new-york-debut

mmajunkie.com/2017/06/after-3-years-off-ufc-fight-night-110-winner-vinc-pichel-has-thoughts-on-ring-rust

mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-champ-max-holloway-dana-white-always-solves-problem-will-get-new-deal-done

mmafighting.com/2017/6/12/15786010/coach-mike-winkeljohn-meaner-jon-jones-is-finding-new-ways-to-hit-people-with-elbows

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13189298
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Thanks spammer-kun for the 17 posts early thread

SpammerBro comin in clutch with the news

TYBS

Prediction user-kun are you here to take predictions already?

I can't get the captcha to load on any board. I cleared Sup Forums cookies and restarted my computer and internet.

Help me.

Why is MMA media such a group of pretentious faggots?

did you adblock it by accident

You are the fucking man

what exactly did he say wrong?

Hating Goldie is the most fedorable Reddit faggotry out there. And as someone who likes Mauro. Pretending he's a "steak" to Goldie's "hot dog" is laughable

he's right and you're an idiot
goldberg is horrible at his job
i don't even know wtf "reddit faggotry" even means here

He's saying why would you have two play by play guys ie why would you have two proteins on your dinner plate.

Fuck you guys are dumb.

No worse than anyone else in the booth

>i dont even know wtf reddit faggotry means
Its you

I sincerely doubt that.

>referring to foods as proteins

>How dare someone not like like what I like? Must be reddit.

So Im guessing you just love the fact i have my own opinions then :)

Sure, I also think that Goldberg is good and brings a big event feel. I just don't get why you need to shit on people when they hold a different opinion.

Because i can. I thought you were cool with people having different opinions?

Yes in the world of nutrition foods have categories live proteins and fats and carbs.

God youre a pathetic waste of carbon.

I used to enjoy Heavy hands but after seeing a picture of that fat slob Conor Ruebusch, I just cannot listen to it anymore.

And usually only spergs from /fat/ actually refer to them as proteins you autistic failed miscarriage

I made a clear analogy that you were too stupid to understand.

Are you revved up enough to start posting gore or are you gonna go with scat today?

I understood it perfectly. You cant seem to understand a very clear point of how stupid it sounds especially coming from your sperg ass throwing a tantrum. Perhaps you should enter REM dude!

>you

>calling anyone a sperg

o i am laffin

>3 minutes to come up with no (You)

Lmao

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@76549001
wgaf

>Aug
That's pretty damn soon. I thought we were looking at late this year

Should I make another thread?

Who really gives a fuck? It's either going to be Conor getting outclassed for 15 rounds or knocking out a boxer. There are more interesting fights happening in both MMA and Boxing.

If Connor can survive Floyd's early onslaught, he should be able to safely pick him apart. My prediction is Connor by spinning back fist R8.

>Should I make another thread

You should make an appointment with a psychiatrist

Aug 26th had been in talks for a while but the other there was news that the date had fallen through.
Could mean Floyd is keeping it just in case, which would still be a good sign.
Or maybe he's just promoting an event but McGregor has nothing to do with it

It's the ultimate meme fight desu

>My prediction is Connor by spinning back fist R8.
This

daily reminder that David Teymur is based

Yoel is dead?

>Take care of your underwears
what exactly did he mean by this?

That he was going to rape Cody

Cody would've put him to sleep though

do it swisOP

Garbrandt would destroy that goat fucker though

strawpoll.me/13189298

I'd it goes past round 3, yes.

People are already in this thread and its semiactive

I definitely see Whittaker winning. He's a more technical striker with better footwork and understanding of distance, and he handled himself against Jacare on the ground. Although Romero can take people down when he wants to, he doesn't focus on control very much, and his opponents can often get right back up.

If*
I'm mobileposting

>Who really gives a fuck?
anyone who enjoys things you obnoxious faggot

>curse of sperg op

>Garbrandt would destroy that goat fucker though
>Cody would've put him to sleep though

lol

I enjoy things, and I don't give a fuck about it.

I enjoy things. I don't give a fuck about two people doing a glorified sparring match to earn themselves 100m each

You'll both be watching though

back fist is illegal in boxing la

Do people actually think Floyd vs Conor will happen?

you say that now but you'll be hyped as fuck before this meme spectacle begins and you know it

but you'll never admit it

>t-t-t-this is the e-end of the Garbrandt title reign!!!!

h8rs are so pitiful

>lol
This is a fact, you'd have to be an idiot to think otherwise

I actually won't unless my friends decide they want to do something. Even then I'll be very disinterested and focused on drinking

>be bisbong
>have to fight either of 2 killers; terrible matchups
>fake injury
>killer has to fight upcoming guy which you stack up better against
>killer loses
>buddeh.jpg

bisping would knock them both out, h8r

jacare would strangle him and romero would kill him standing or on the ground

I may not, and if I do, I'll either be streaming it illegally or watching it for free after the fact

I don't care about either fighter, and I never will. It's slightly interesting to me as an opportunity to see MMA striker compete in boxing, in the same sense that it was interesting to see Antonio Carlos Junior grapple (and submit) Garry Tonon, but if one of my friends wanted to watch anime or something, I would do that instead.

I think that's the joke desu la

>jacare would strangle him
After seeing him against Whittaker I don't think he would have. Always had a feeling Bisping matched up better with Jacare than people thought.

Who wins this and how????

bisping would absolutely shitcan romero and the usadad jacare, h8r

romero is a sloppier dan henderson and jacare is a wannabe tim kennedy

Yoel via 3rd round stoppage

Unfortunately Pooptaker will win. Youth and speed advantage on his side.

I literally don't care about this dumb "fight".

Cared enough to solve a captcha and post about it though

haha rekt lmao

Doubt that.

what did he mean by this?

All I'm saying is I can see Whittaker winning. It's not an impossibility.

Let's pray for jesus not for gay jesus.

>h8r
I thought that word was limited to swab haters

Anyone can be a h8r, h8r.

Who /notbuyingconorvsfloydbecauseWGAF/ here

...

no one cares about your opinion. us and the rest of the world are gonna be watching. you stay in your nice secluded bubble

lmao what a faggot

Me

Schaub picks Holm by KO.

Pretty good odds on that.

>lol look at me guys i fit in with everyone else by being a soulless drone, am i cool yet guys????

WHY DO YOU IDIOTS THINK ITS GOING TO HAPPEN

ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

*deep breaths*

everyone in heem will watch conor vs floyd one way or another

calendarnigger you still in here

holm by ko 4th round
arlovski DEC
covington DEC
RDA DEC
tuck DEC

no one cares you idiot lol

So you obviously care then

I do. I've made mad dough from Schaub's picks.

Literally no one cares

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And you're no one

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This was after someone rigged it.
Also
>16
>no one

Daily reminder Conor schooled max on the feet and ground

which one is the real one

It's pathetic how you rigged a strawpoll.

You rigged it tho.

...

This triggers the turbo-h8rs

Run this fight back with USADA testing and we all know it ends way differently.

GADOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH