If bane owned a resteraunt what would he serve?

If bane owned a resteraunt what would he serve?

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Big Guy burgers 4 u

crab legs

chili and seabass

More importantly would we be allowed to bring friends?

FON DUE

Hungry Man TV hot dinners

Implying anyone here has friends

anything that you can consume through a straw, so you don't have to take your mask off (because you'll die)

It would just be extremely painful

Top kek

Top kek

TRUE JUSTICE

>WHY ARE YOU HERE?
I made a reservation under Bill Wilson
>FOR TWO

YOU LOOK NERVOUS. IS IT THE SCARS? WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT EM?

big burgers with big diet soda

It's a good anime

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underrated

No matter what he served the meals would be too big

this hurt more than it should have

Big pie

That's a big burger.....

Tofu

Airline meals

Something plain

>CIA is the head chef of a competing restaurant
>"Doktor" Pavel is the new top name in the culinary world

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
>He wasn't alone
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>They're not my friends
>Don't worry, no charge for them
>They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the chef de cuisine, the aproned man.
>Bane?
>Get 'em in, I'll call it in
>The employee list I just filed with the tax agency lists me, my men, Dr Pavel here but only one of you. First one to cook me an omelette gets to stay in my kitchen! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?! He didn't cook so good! Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the apron!? A lot of loyalty for a hired cook!
>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would stab a man before throwing him out of the kitchen.
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our menu. No one cared who I was until I put on the apron.
>If I pull that off, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy.
>For you.
>Was getting your restaurant closed part of your plan?
>Of course!
>Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he taught you.
>Nothing, I taught nothing!
>Well congratulations, you got your restaurant closed. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
>Burning this kitchen, with no survivors!

Big fries

>normies latched on to Ken Bone over this motherfucker

Did that guy talk?

>Be on a date
>Main Coursh comes
>It's a huge steak
>Date orders a salad
>She's obviously jelly of my manly carnivorous tendencies
>She opens her mouth - "Wow user, that's a big steak."
>Stare at her for about 5 seconds.
>A huge grin begins to form on my face as I utter the simple phrase...
>"For you"
>The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife
>All of a sudden, every man above 6 feet tall stand on their feet and applaud
>The roar of the big guys hands is deafening
>The door of the restaurant bursts open as Aiden Gillan himself walks up to me and gives me a briefcase
>Then, a plane crashes through the opposite wall of the restaurant (leaving no survivors, of coursh)
>Tom Hardy strides out of the wreckage, Bane mask and all, and walks up to me and says "Open the Briefcashe"
>I open up the case, and there is a simple card on plain paper inside, attached to Christopher Nolan's Acadamy Award.
>On it is written "For You"
>I understand what is needed from me now
>I face my date, my fingers hooked through my beltloops, then pick her up and start furiously fucking her
>All the time she is screaming "Big Guy, Big Guy!"
>I look over to Bane and CIA and smile

Don't think so, his mere presence was enough.

What was his endgame?

4u

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Hot Airheads

Keks a-plenty

I think a bus company is more bane's style

big but plain dishes

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underrated post

Pan-Full Fro-yo

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Is that real

The headline isn't, but the guys name is Johnthany

Singles only

crab legs

He is the architect. The beginning and the end. We are barely a single step in his master plan