Choose your Disney waifu

Choose your Disney waifu.

pic related, it's mine

>not considered an official disney princess

FUCK

YOU.

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>disney princess
>not wanting to conquer

>chell
>Disney

is this like Prince of Egypt?

>choosing the worst girl with the over-animated face
>when the same movie has top waifu pic related

i pick rey

how is there any other choice?

what were they doing?

this slut

I wouldn't mind Helga keeping Kida as her personal fluffer and post coitus cleaner

Not even best girl in the flick

Cuddling.

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Bruh

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Someone needs to give MAGA hats to all the disney princesses tbqh

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CLAIMED

she was such a slut

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Fuckin plebs

PATRICIAN

Chell is from Portal you retard

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Can someone explain to me why is that so?
Because it flopped?
I mean she's even a literally princess in the movie, she didn't have marry into royalty like most of Disney sluts.

Bun got buns

>that lip bite

Blush > Disney

Stith > all

She's a cynical asshole like me.

Obvious choice

you don't CHOOSE a waifu you sack of ignorant shit
a waifu is about love

Nice unshaven Homer Simpson beard.

Yeah, for that rajah dick on the side, right?

:^)

Holding hands.

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Ariel is the best choice

>ABC pushing the wincest angle

WEW

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thicc

i like a woman that can take charge

>Disney
Ok then.

>Because it flopped?
yeah

just watched Tangled tonight for the first time with my niece, Rapunzel has to be the best Disney Princess since Ariel

mine

What about 3D princesses?

Mah man.

I don't just find her hot i am literally still in love with her. Even after all these years, every time i see her i feel sick inside.

Yes, this

Would she be the hairiest Disney princess, or would it be Megara or Jasmine?

From what i'm seeing, apart from eyebrows, ancient greeks/romans used to keep that shit trim

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rajah is female

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Makes me feel slightly less degenerate.

this

More like clamed

To hell with Disney

Semen demon for me.

awakened something in me

>I did it for US, Goliath!

And look how that turned out, ya dumb whore. Why is Troi so awful wherever she goes.

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>this pleases the footfags

mein nigger, this is the comfiest animated movie I watched in my infancy

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that gypsy dic

that sweet cunny at the end of Jungle Book. Confirmed for now and forever
>Mogle kek'd again

Excellent choose Maiman.

She was the best part of the movie. Her song was really nice too.

>mfw she wasn't in the new movie

objectively the best

with Rapunzel being a distant second

I should start taking public transport more often.

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This might be a pleb choice, but whatever.

>Atlantis:TLE
>Treasure Planet
>Tarzan

all 3 of these had god-tier Western-animated waifu's. Shame Treasure Planet and Atlantis both flopped.

yiff in hell furfag

Number 1 waifu coming through

god tier:
Mulan
Elsa
Kida

great tier:
Esmerelda
Megara
Alice
Aurora

>good tier
Ariel
Jasmine
Pocahontas
Tiana
Belle
Go-Go
Honey Lemon
Judy

>shit tier
Snow White
Cinderella
Anna
Rapunzel
Jane
Wendy
Maid Merian

hahah because they're the two youngest?

they are very similar

shit movie

shit taste

I like your style

100% best princess.

I wonder if they had to specifically point out to her during this shoot that her cooch was showing and that she should cover it.

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not so much the youngest but because they're the most naive, wide-eyed and optimistic. They're adventures and willfull without acting like brats the way Belle, Jasmine or other Disneyfus might

At the same time they have distinct, colorful personalities unlike a lot of the older Disney Princesses like Snow White or Aurora

>All my favourite waifus have been claimed
fugg u

Fuck you guys but damn it I don't know what it is but fuck I can't get over how fucking amazing this bitch looks and I'm not even into brunettes.

This is what pisses me off the most about this new live action movie. Hermione doesn't even come close to Belle and it's going to be a massive let down.

>watching Tangled
>fuck Punzel is cute as fuck
>hair gets cut
>....w..what happened I don't find her attractive anymore

Fucking Flynn she could have fucking healed your dumbass

Are you kidding man. Consider your response carefully.

Because she's 10, blonde and blue eyed.

patrician taste

rest of you are plebs

>her accent when she's pretending to be a French woman
Muh dick.

>six limbs
sorry no I'm not attracted to insects

>watching this show since it's on Netflix and have never seen it
>ending
>main bad guy literally back stabs her for no reason and throws her ass off
>Trevelyned her ass and shit about to fall on her while she's watching it come at her

Like fucking hell man she didn't deserve that shit

>mfw disney owns marvel.

She was better as a long-haired blonde but still a cutie patootie as a short-haired brunette