Fucking poptimists

fucking poptimists

>coke
whyy?

soft drink mate

Y'all got any of that coke?
y'all'st wouldnst understand, yankee doodle.

pop is flyover speak.

they dont allow that in our educational institutions.

It's fizzy

coke faggot
not cock.
faggot.

Ever heard of Kleenex or Xerox?

Coke is a brand of fizzy drink
faggot

yeah but the products made by the competitors of those companies are virtually identical to the original products. different sodas have completely different flavors

who the fuck refers to tissues as a "kleenex"?

soft drink here in Australia

everybody is australia mate

yeah california here. can confirm that's a thing. still doesn't justify calling all soda coke

IT'S POP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thermos
Kleenex
Dumpster
Band-Aid
Google

it's soft drink mate

Soda

Scuba

The answer's on the map

its pop

brits

I say fizzy juice

Canada here, all of us. Must be a commonwealth thing

moved to Florida 5 months ago, people give me funny looks when i call it pop

I say fizzy lifting drink

soft drink mate

No in New Zealand we call a tissue a tissue

I am Australian

although I hate all slang

ayo deadass word my nig?

of course, but clearly you were talking about you boyishly soft pubic hair.

disgusting.

My pubes are coarse and thick, like steel wool

Somebody redpill me on why a certain part of Wisconsin is adamant about calling it soda.

Intelligence

oh, youre australian too?

Close x

highways and cities, m8.

access to actual culture

Ausgaylia doesn't exist.

Jello

Good one and music related. I literally don't even know what it's actually called.

I give 'gelatin' a 75% for making a hard comeback with all the culinary micro-hoodoo going on in the world.

spice fluid

esplain yoursef.

i dont

Fizzy fluid

Fizzy in Kiwiland

POOP

Frisbee

the fuck else ypu gonna cal it?

spinny disk ?

>Not conditioning your pubic hair
wtf do you do in the shower

Wtf? I love the south now

good thread

Gelatin. Brits call it Jelly.

spaniard here, we do

gosh what a horrible comparison

Hoover

My thoughts exactly. It's bad enough to be asked if some other cola is okay when asking for Coke, or just flat out served that without asking, but "coke" meaning just fucking soft drink under the sun is just too much.

hey bro lets drink some coke and play on my nintendo
>pulls out sprite and playstation