The Faroe islands are obviously rightful British clay, they are way closer to us than to Denmark

The Faroe islands are obviously rightful British clay, they are way closer to us than to Denmark.
We should invade

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i understand that you wanna invade one of the last pure white places on earth because yours is now flooded with shitskins, but leave the faroe islands alone. how desperate are you? fight for your own country

Wait a year so Trump can use it as reason to invade the UK

>they are way closer to us than to Denmark.
Argie tier reason to be honest lad

okay

You sound like fucking Argentina, you dirty pleb.

I think that was his point.

clay? All of it please

Begone danish diaspora, this doesn't concern you

>literally 60% white
anglos are shit, but pacos are worst

That's the joke.

It'd be ours if the treaty of Roskilde would've been complete.

daneslaw is history m8

we beat you in a few wars no?

DECISIVE BRITISH VICTORY! TOTAL DANE KEK SURRENDER!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Copenhagen_(1807)

you would know, you're filled with both

we even killed nearly 200 of your kids also

penance for your savage ancient ways :^)

We should invade and rename them the Farage islands if the ref succeeds

I think Spain and Argentina could use the same argument.

Global territories are fine as they are.

eternal anglo

youtube.com/watch?v=ep2-_ofP19Q

Their culture needs some enrichment,.6million refugees would take care of that.

>Daily reminder that Falklands are rightfully argentinian

The fleet is on standby. We only need to give the world.

Are the Faroe Islands rightfully part of the UK then?

They have nordic blood, so, it would be morally wrong and it wouldn't work out ethnically & culturally.

All islands above the UK are fucked over by their new owners, Faeroe is no exception

This.

Even Orkney and Shetland are pretty much Norway, the Faroese would be pissed if they were forced into the UK.

They'll welcome us as liberators.

Would you sell your clay to norway for 1 million DKK?
Like, you still own your clay, only that your clay is now apart of Norway and not Danmark and you're Norwegian.

Well they can't do anything about it now, UK has them on a firm leash

Why? It will all be part of the caliphate soon.

we might not rule the worlds oceans anymore...but we still rule the waters of europe FACT

You can have those turd islands. We pay them hundrede of millions every year just to keep their economy and society from collapsing. They have nothing but a few fishing boats and some sheep.
Nothing of value would be lost if you took them over and satisfied you need to feel like a colony power again.

if we brexit i can see the faroe islands getting into a spot of bother regarding fishing areas

its dangerously close to our country

Argentina should've bitten by now.

Where the fuck are they?

why the fuck do we even want them I know my country likes islands but this obsession is unhealthy

>That pic
>Falklands and not Malvinas

Top kek

>We pay them hundrede of millions every year just to keep their economy and society from collapsing.

I actually have no problem with this. I think it's worth keeping such a cultural paradises afloat.

>no british population
>never been held by brits
>rightful british clay

Losing your empire really did a job on you, didn't it.

>battle of copenhagen

because firebombing civilians counts as a battle

THE SUN HAS NOT SET ON THE EMPIRE

The british isle is obviously rightful Dutch clay, they are way closer to us than to Germany
We should invade

It does if you win.

thanks for painting it bright orange..makes an easier target

Attacking a neutral nation and firebombing their capital.

Eternal Anglo is no meme, you guys clearly have no honor.


Kronborg castle saluted you when you came sailing because it thought you were our friends.

Great camo - the enemy will be too blind to aim towards you

Yeh beware if you're going to defend yourself with submarines who aren't even submerged

Dude, the empire is gone and it's not coming back.
Get over it.

Once, the British held vast territory across the world.

Now, they squabble over tiny useless islands.

Brits through their inbreeding are all colorblind
Hence they let muslims take over London, they thought they were tanned Germans

Give Gibraltar back.

ikr? Only reason I checked this thread was because of how juicy that b8 was.

>Capital guarded by children

It isn't our fault you couldn't into defence

No wonder you fucks want to keep us in the EU

it stems back to medieval times

knights was not to be killed on the battlefeild but only captured and ransomed off but not harmed

one day we decided...why dont we not just kill them all instead?

when we started to do this..the french and other europeans could not believe it and dismissed it as lies or myth

till alot of their noblemen was dead...you dont build the greatest empire in history and impact culture so hard by playing by the rules m8

you gotta do what you gotta do to win.

Tbf, most muslims are just tanned Germans.

Some muslims are tanned aryans actually

say that when we occupy your doorstep m8
see what brexit brings :^)

Nice try. You couldnt even beat our former colony iceland in the Cod Wars.

Mate thats a British land sub, we all know the royal navy is a joke now so they just have a land navy

>Dress up some corpses in Faroese uniforms (wooly jumpers, wellingtons? I dunno)

>Place on Shetlands

>Stage fake battle

>tell media of reports of Faroese aggression

>British Task force sent to Faroes

>hey we also found 'Al-Hekk bin Foukka' ( a made up terrorist)

>British public behind the Faroese occupation

>send native Faroese to processing stations (shitty B&Bs in Blackpool)

Faroes become British clay

There you go.

tiny islands that give us statigic defence and surrounded by oil feilds.

DATS OUR FISH!

Fuck you, you'll only fill foroyjar with niggers Achmed.

Let our other norse go instead

Kek, all the Danekuks in this thread not realising that Anglo-Saxons are literally Danish. Also the Jutes.

Let them go faggot

>The Falkland islands are obviously rightful Argentinian clay, they are way closer to us than to England.
>We should invade
you know what happened next

I bet that sounded funnier in your head

Why did we not have many soldiers in Copenhagen?

Because we had them all stationed at our southernmost border (todays Germany).

Honor and virtue doesent matter goy, you gotta do what you gotta do ;^)

t. Anglo

we are 4th most powerful in the world and the most powerful in the EU

far from a joke m8

we have enough firepower to destroy south america.

as long as we dont 1 v 1 usa russia or china we can pretty much take anyone.

Denmark is the biggest arms exporter in the world and produce more armed men than any other country.

Only problem is they're small and plastic.

xD ;))))))))))

>land navy
No wonder Brits had such a large empire
the ingenuity of such a thing baffles the mind

>Faroese uniforms

They dont have a military... They are a protectorate of Denmark.

>Honor and virtue doesent matter goy

It doesn't. Winning matters.

>You can have those turd islands
once more, giving away norse inhabitated and rightful clay for shekels.

Just like you did to our people in both the orkeyjar/orkneys and hjaltland/shetland

Yet people ask why norse don't want any unions, not even with our selves.

just write the history books in a way we look cool instead lol

Don't take it too serious user.

Daily reminder that the true eternal Anglo resides in Denmark

shetlands are scottish m8

>mfw I've been interested in Faroe Islands ever sense I started listening to Eivor Pálsdóttir
It's cool to see a thread on Faroe Islands
Its Denmark clay

Never underestimate your enemies.

When you storm the shores of the Faroe Islands and they are littered with LEGO bricks you will laugh no more.

youtube.com/watch?v=MVd-DGMuHfM

a song about the last time we stormed an island :^)

You're the reason we lost Iceland, stay away you retarded faggots.

The Falkland islands are obviously rightful Argentinian clay, they are way closer to them than Britain. They should invade

Have fun with your cultural invasion, Ahmed

And where are you today? Where is your great empire?

How can you call that "winning"

Should be under King Harald's protection, like iceland, as they are norse and not danes.

dont worry ireland...you will be united once again
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under the crown

That entire navy is probably the same tonnage as a US navy reserve fleet. In fact just last year we wanted to use some spare aircraft carriers to make a floating bridge over Puget sound.

london is the business capital of the world still

we have other methods of control now

What do you say we recreate the union instead?

We hate Iceland too, don't worry.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

And you have a Danish queen and royal line therefore the Faeroe Islands still belong to the Danes
Fuck off whiny bitch

Then how do you explain Bermuda?

They have their Romanian nordic bros. fear no more, we will take care of the anglo

yes you protect the world for free while we sit back and save the cash and spend it on other shit instead

but i sense those days are coming to an end soon.

when it does we will have to re arm.

besides learn the difference between

>invasion force
>defensive force

Think of it this way.

2 80 year old men stand with soft shrunken penises.

1 says, 'when i was 20, i could get hard and be 12 inches', in this story that is us, Britain

the other says 'when i was 20, i could get hard and be 3 inches', in this story, that is Denmark

>spend it on other shit instead
like importing muslims?

> while we sit back and save the cash and spend it on other shit instead

The sad thing is that you are spending that money on shitskins and gibsmedats

based underrated hitler trips

Legomen BTFO

Literally the tumor of mainland Europe

Thank you Romania. You truly are our greatest ally. But please, stop stealing all our copper.

we still have 6 islands on your doorstep actually m8