Rick

Rick

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>*whoosh*
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HOOOOLYYY SHIIIT!

MY SIDES

>I throw your wetback over the wall

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what the fuck were they thinking

>One day you’re gonna beg to suck my cock, and if you’re really good , and I mean really fucking good, I might let you.
Jesus Christ. I don't remember that line from the comics.

That's because it's a line lifted from the manga

>I just slid my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it
For god's sake amc, this is a family show

>We're the big swinging hot diggity dog of this world—have been for a long screwing time... but it seems people are forgetting that. So now our big swinging hot diggity dog is going to swing harder... and faster, until we take off like a motherscrewing helicopter and blow all these motherscrewers away.

On an all new episode of Storage Wars: Alexandria.

Translates perfectly imo

>an adult wrote this

A gust of wind makes you cringe.

Will Rick ever get uncucked?

I remember when Negan was first introduced in the comics and no one would shut the fuck up, they had babby's first debate on morality every damn day

>literally everything Negan does it drawn out as fuck
>he seriously can't do anything without grinning and pressing his tongue against his teeth and throwing his arms up
>imagining him eating breakfast by himself
WELL WELL WELL...
WHAT DOOOOO WE HAVE HERE
FUCKING CEREAL? WELL LOOKS LIKE THE CRUNCHY TRAIN IS TAKING A ONE-WAY TRIP TO MY PIE-HOLE
MMMMMM FUCK
MY SECOND FAVORITE KIND OF SPOON, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT... WOOOO BABY
FUCKING DRENCH THESE LITTLE CHEERIOS IN MY MILK, YES SIR, YES
NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE POURED SOME WHITE LIQUID ONTO SOME ROUND SHAPES, AND CERTAINLY NOT THE LAST
OH BABY YES INDEED

I read this in J.K. Simmons voice

nah, sorry, still reads like dialogue from some edgy teenager's fanfic

monologues aren't cruise control for cool, just have your characters talk like real people ffs

Who OK'd this? That looks so terrible, jesus

why does he keep talking calmly then randomly say BAM or BOOM

Because he's the fun PE Coach of the zombie apocalypse. Keeps morale up better than Rick killing walking corpses with his wasted and wounded eyes.

But, user.

That's how families are made :3

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>We're the big swinging dick of this world—have been for a long damn time... but it seems people are forgetting that. So now our big swinging dick is going to swing harder... and faster, until we take off like a goddamn helicopter and blow all these assholes away.

fixed

Rick I say Rick now if you want us to keep this nice arrangement we got here for each other you'se best get to steppin and bring me something dare I say won't ever forget the next time I do stop by. I do declare stopping by with you fine Alexandria folk is funner than a barrel of monkeys.

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negan looks like that guy from deadwood there

M'AGSK

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Shane?

Not my tempo

Those lips should have a taste of Lucille.

The m'asketta man

What is this reaction image of a lesbian goblin trying to convey?

>manga

Do people actually hate Negan?

yes?

Please amc jews, let us have this scene

I... youtube.com/watch?v=tXD-OuZ5MQE

JDM is having a fucking blast with him, and I am loving every minute of it

oh wow

YES

underrated post

His shit gets old fast.

This is reddit tier """"humor"""" and you are a faggot for saving it.

Shane would've fucked the Saviors up.

He would've made Alexandria Great Again.

2cool4skool

No.

Completely unrelated, I do want to see him die.

Shane would've killed Morgan back at that town near the prison. Fuck him.

Shane would've died a long time ago.

i dont get it

Shane would still be at the prison and everyone would still be alive because he'd preemptively curbstomp The Governor

Rick is literally a cuck.

IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW. THANKS OP.

Worst fucking meme ever. Kys

I-I'm sorry, I will not try to do that meme ever again.

>SCREW SCREWING SCREW SCREWITY...

>yes sir, my dick is also a full boner

*rubs bridge of nose*

mmasgoosum

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These are undeniably the best episodes of the show:

Days Gone Bye
Guts
Wildfire
What Lies Ahead
Bloodletting
Save the Last One
Pretty Much Dead Already
Nebraska
Judge, Jury, Executioner
18 Miles Out
Better Angels
Beside the Dying Fire
Seed
Killer Within
Clear
This Sorrowful Life
30 Days Without An Accident
Internment
Too Far Gone
After
Claimed
The Grove
Us
A
No Sanctuary
Four Walls And A Roof
Them
The Distance
Try
Conquer
JSS
Here's Not Here
No Way Out
Knots Untie
Not Tomorrow Yet
The Same Boat
Last Day On Earth
The Day Will Come When You Won't Be
The Well
Service

>mfw I was one of the first people to see this

If any of those are from season 2, you're invalidated.

this should've been in the actual show. I mean if youre going to do that zoom out then just go all the way.

said there were 14 viewers when I saw it. :0

>implying all of Season 2 was bad

Yes, a good number of the episodes are boring or slow or shit but

What Lies Ahead
Bloodletting
Save the Last One
Pretty Much Dead Already
Nebraska
Judge, Jury, Executioner
18 Miles Out
Better Angels
Beside the Dying Fire

are great episodes.

>Here's Not Here
>The Well
>NO The Cell included
those little flourishes really make me like you

I loved the zoom and I don't care what any of you cucks think
It's the ONLY thing I've liked in this show since the last Rick-goes-berserk scene

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Which one of those is the one where Laurie randomly drives a car for three minutes and flips it 8 times despite going 20 miles an hour?
Which one is the one where Beth tries to kill herself a billion times?
Which is the one where Andrea shot Darryl in the fucking head because of the glare of the sun?
Which one of those is the one where everyone has arguments about nothing and then at the end Laurie is like "Shane, I love you" and then says "Rick, Shane thinks I love him"
Which one is the one where they try and pull a zombie out of a well so they can drink out of it later
Which one is the one where they have that dude kidnapped and grill him for information about his group and he thinks it's a good idea to reveal they're all rapists and that he knows Maggie from school
Which one is the episode(s) where Daryl goes out into the woods to look for Sophia and he stubs his toe on a rock or whatever and falls down a ravine and lands on an arrow like a cuck bitch
Which one is the episode where Shane mutters incoherently at someone
Which one is the episode where Dale is the only smart person and everyone ignores him
Which one is the episode where Carl makes that stupid fucking face at the deer before he gets shot by the fat guy


That season was universal shit

>Which one of those is the one where Laurie randomly drives a car for three minutes and flips it 8 times despite going 20 miles an hour?

Nebraska. But that's a very minor part of the episode.

>Which one is the one where Beth tries to kill herself a billion times?

18 Miles Out. Not as major as the Rick vs Shane stuff

>Which is the one where Andrea shot Darryl in the fucking head because of the glare of the sun?

None of them

>Which one of those is the one where everyone has arguments about nothing and then at the end Laurie is like "Shane, I love you" and then says "Rick, Shane thinks I love him"

None of them

>Which one is the one where they try and pull a zombie out of a well so they can drink out of it later

None of them

>Which one is the one where they have that dude kidnapped and grill him for information about his group and he thinks it's a good idea to reveal they're all rapists and that he knows Maggie from school

Judge, Jury, Executioner

>Which one is the episode(s) where Daryl goes out into the woods to look for Sophia and he stubs his toe on a rock or whatever and falls down a ravine and lands on an arrow like a cuck bitch

None of them

>Which one is the episode where Shane mutters incoherently at someone

That's most of his scenes in the show, period

>Which one is the episode where Dale is the only smart person and everyone ignores him

Most of his scenes in the show

>Which one is the episode where Carl makes that stupid fucking face at the deer before he gets shot by the fat guy

end of What Lies Ahead

Season 2 is one of the worst television seasons ever produced.

>>Which one is the one where they try and pull a zombie out of a well so they can drink out of it later
>None of them
What? I don't think I can trust the rest of your post when you deny a widely ridiculed Season 2 gaffe.

>adults are mature
Why perfect world are you living in user?

This.
>Rick sat down with the Governor to talk out their feelings
Shane wouldn't have had to talk it out - he would've seen prosperity in Woodsbury and killed the Governor then and there the Prison and Woodsbury would've been his.

Hell, he would've made Merle tag alone and manipulated Glenn to come with them.

youtube.com/watch?v=cfnALamfrz8

Would Shane have been able to even function properly after Lori died at that point?

>doesn't have Negan clapping his hands
>doesn't have Negan keking at Rosita being a bitch
>doesn't have FREAKY DEAKY
Your video is fucking dogshit.

>Season 2 is one of the worst television seasons ever produced.
Then why does it have some of the best moments of the show? Sure, a good number of episodes were duds but there were plenty of good ones.

youtube.com/watch?v=RwcQ8TXbYeA

youtube.com/watch?v=jvk9R4xU2p8

youtube.com/watch?v=IxVgihOTKzE

youtube.com/watch?v=UoAUFGiDsSI

youtube.com/watch?v=jnx4f5aRCbI

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZeSSL7eseQ

youtube.com/watch?v=91OQrqWal_s


>What? I don't think I can trust the rest of your post when you deny a widely ridiculed Season 2 gaffe.
I'm not denying that was silly, but that wasn't in any of the episodes I listed. The Well Walker is in "Cherokee Rose", which isn't in my list

youtube.com/watch?v=kVhLh_27vvQ

There's going to be an uncensored cut in the season 7 blue ray hopefully

>[EASY STREET PLAYING]
>STARING:
>*Zooms in*
>JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN AS NEGAN

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riddle me this comicfags

why is the art so damn bad?

they were pumping out two issues a month during that time

>Previously on AMC's Storage Wars

From Season 3 and on,
Home
Sorrowful Life
Internment
Live Bait
Too Far Gone
The Grove
Self Help
What Happened and What's Going On
Spend
Thank You
Here's Not Here
No Way Out
Knots Untie

Wooo weee what do we fuckin' have here?
*chuckles to myself*
Looks like we got a hot HOT thread WAAA HOOOO!!
*I walk around and twirl Lucille*
Golly! Did I hurt your feelings son?
*I whistle*
Mmm-mmm There are alot of posters here! Lemme see if I can make a shitpost!
*Ahem*
Hehehehe I'm kidding, I get it! You can't shitpost here!

>Wildfire
>What Lies Ahead
>Save the Last One
>Beside the Dying Fire
>Killer Within
>The Same Boat

Not worth the list. But you missed

>Vatos
>Indifference
>Live Bait
>Dead Weight
>Alone
>Coda
>What Happened and What's Going On
>Remember
>Forget
>Spend
>Thank You
>Start to Finish
>The Next World
>Twice As Far
>The Cell
>Go Getters

>Not worth the list.
They're all great episodes though. Killer Within is definitely one of the most iconic episodes.

>But you missed
Yeah, definitely should include most of those.

They're not out yet, but I have a feeling that both:

7.07 "Sing Me A Song"
7.08 "Hearts Still Beating"

will be joining this list soon enough.

I almost wish I watched this show for the memes

*leans forward*

WELL WELL WELL
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS RICK
WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS
HOT DIGITY RICKITY TICKITY
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY THINK
RICK
I REALLY THINK
THAT YOU SHOULD WATCH IT, RICK

Not doing anything for me. Didn't even make me smirk.

WATCH IT user

..I..

Best Episodes:

>Season 1
Days Gone Bye
Guts
Vatos
Wildfire

>Season 2
What Lies Ahead
Bloodletting
Save the Last One
Pretty Much Dead Already
Nebraska
18 Miles Out
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Better Angels
Beside the Dying Fire

>Season 3
Seed
Killer Within
Clear
This Sorrowful Life

>Season 4
30 Days Without An Accident
Indifference
Internment
Live Bait
Dead Weight
Too Far Gone
After
Claimed
Alone
The Grove
Us
A

>Season 5
No Sanctuary
Four Walls And A Roof
Coda
What Happened And What's Going On
Them
The Distance
Remember
Forget
Spend
Try
Conquer

>Season 6
First Time Again
JSS
Thank You
Here's Not Here
Start to Finish
No Way Out
The Next World
Knots Untie
Not Tomorrow Yet
The Same Boat
Twice As Far
Last Day On Earth

>Season 7
The Day Will Come When You Won't Be
The Well
The Cell
Service
Go Getters
(highly likely)Sing Me A Song
(highly likely)Hearts Still Beating

youtu.be/vvBrEcI-niU

>got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky

All of 207 is great television

Sing Me a Song is 90 minutes :)