Would you rather have sex with Remy Lacroix or have your country win the World Cup?

Would you rather have sex with Remy Lacroix or have your country win the World Cup?

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Which is more likely (for me)

i mean, you're Germany, you can easily spare that WC win, but I'll find another way to fuck Remy Lacroix like hard cash money, and watch the Red White and Blue win their one and only worldcup by meme filled shit, multiple opponents getting red flags, and injuries, and it'd give us Americans a trump card bant that would never end.

>We Don't care about the sport
>And we still won.

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i have a gf

all you need is like a thousand bucks to fuck remy,

almost every porn star escorts on the side

>Wanting to fuck a pregnant coalburning whore

>Have sex with a drugged up vessel husk of a woman that the Jews push as "cute"

Or

>Piss off the whole of Europe and South America

Gee whiz!

I'd rather cut my cock off before touching an abortion gate

Prime Remy? Absolutely, current Remy, not so much, I have a hot girlfriend now

Have sex with the world cup

I'm a homo and soccer is too gay of a sport even for me. so niether of them

Good for you. But how is this relevant?

Remy retired and she has a bf. AFAIK she never did the whole escort thing anyway

nice blog post

World Cup

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world cup 2bh
i care more about football than sex

Give me us the WC trophy.

Thanks!

Depends how many times I can have sex with her. Just once? Fuck it, gimme the world cup.

world cup my gf is hotter than this

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I've never even seen my country play at an international tournament.

I'd push that whore in front of a tram to see that happen

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Sex lmao

they really should give wales,scotland and norn ireland their own flags

Lol Britain is THIRSTY

im a tit guy

easy choice

the right to shitpost > virginity

i have a gf

yes they should do it in Sup Forums of all places

Not into stoner chicks.

Well this is bs. All 4 countries played at the Euro 2016

Ive fucked girls hotter than her, but I'd take her or an equivalent over canada winning a world cup for sure.

Its like me asking you, would you rather fuck a sexy bitch, or have your country win a drassage gold medal? Like who gives a fuck about horses, give me the girl any day of the week

World Cup, would never fuck a pornstar

I'd rather have sex with Zidane 2bh.

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Like, the next WC? I would simply choose winning, take out a loan, bet it all on us and just pay a better looking whore

smart

>have USA win World Cup
>bet every cent I have on USA winning
>pay Remy to shit on my face

The endless Euro salt would make the world cup beyond worth it.

And anyone who would choose whores over sports should get the fuck off of Sup Forums.

kek it will never happen

i'd say there's a higher chance of mexico winning the world cup than anyone here having sex with remy

World cup, my wife is way hotter than that skank

I would definitely not have sex with some chick whos had I've 1000 dicks in all her holes

World cup. Shit posting levels would create a dedicated soccer board

why dont you man up?

>tgf
Now it's fixed m8.

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underrated

World cup

Can I pick a different porn star?

Don't want to fuck that Filipino slut

>having sex with a """women'"'' in fucking 2017

lmao have you ever heard of a thing called feminine penis?

no

>having sex with a turboslut

Even if the option was to have sex with a perfect virgin I'd still take the world cup win, however.

having sex with a virgin is awful m8.

who is the best new porn starlet of 2017?

Rachel starr

I would rather usa win gold metals.. oh wait!! we do!

hello 2005

>tfw no remy vr vids

>Have sex with a woman who looks like EVERY OTHER 6/10 woman on every American college campus

>Have a reason to shitpost ad aeternum on Sup Forums as a citizen of a country that is 150th or something on the FIFA rankings

You know, im just curious, is Remy Lacroix really that attractive by German standards or what? Because she quite literally looks like any other make-up covered sorority member in this country and is a forgettable woman.

>tfw no remy vr vi-

I want to acquire gf so simply having sekkusu with this bitch won't fully satisfy me
A world cup however

this. I always find it astounding just how mesmerized by plain-faced American pornstars many foreigners are, especially Asians.

>the year 2017
>knowing the names of porn stars
>actually wanting to have sex with a legitimate, honest whore, as in a person who has sex, on camera, for money
>this girl who looks fucking average with a long ass horse face, fucked up teeth, and stick body

couldn't you at least, AT LEAST pick one of the thick white porn stars or one of the many thick latina porn stars im sure there are?

dude have some self respect for yourself you fucking pathetic cuck (and yes, you're literally a cuck, because you masturbate to watching a woman you want have sex with another man)

100% World Cup win

s....sauce bitte

some of us are adults who aren't in school anymore, faggots.

Just google Remy LaCroix VR, burger. It's for NaughtyAmerica.

To answer OP, I'd fuck Based Remy. We're gonna win another World Cup within the next 9 years anyway.

I'd bang some pornstar I don't give a shit about soccer

>adult
>wants to have sex with a whore

okay dude

>what is having disposable income?

just stop, kiddo.

>some of us are adults who aren't in school anymore, faggots.

You quite literally have to live in some flyover shithole if you consider a woman like her a rare beauty. She wouldn't even stand out in any big city in this country.

and what's your point about having money, idiot? that you use this money to fuck a literal whore? who is basically no better than a prostitute?

i would first change my nationality to the country in the wc with the worst odds then bet all my money

If I could bet on it, i'll take the world cup victory, if not I want remy

I think it's how she uses what she has if you get my drift
>ITT try shoving your dick in a sorority sisters ass then slapping her face til she swallowed your load and not ending up a registered sex offender

Everything here is true except
>stick body
she has cute loli tits and a very large (but not cellulite filled) ass

I'd rather watch Remy LaCroix win the World Cup while I have sex with my country's football team.

>shoving your dick in a sorority sisters ass then slapping her face til she swallowed your load

gee that sounds so awesome.... not

plus im pretty sure a sorority girl's initiation process is having every guy in their related frat doing that to them while they are nearly blackout drunk

sex with remy cause we're going to be hexa anyways

it's about slutty behavior not looks

Post pornstars you would have sex with

>being a whore who will do anything on camera to get paid is actually celebrated

wow

you porn watchers seriously are fucking degenerates

>tfw this Lacroix girl is just a softcore copy of based Gauge

>Flag
World Cup victory just for the extreme cosmic bootydevastation it'll cause and the memery that'll follow. This isn't even up for debate.

As far as sex with a chick like her is concerned, all i have to do right now is to open up Tinder and within a 10 mile radius, there'll be hundreds of women who look even better.

>coal-burning makes you radioactive sewage
>most anons seem to totally ignore things like .
What did Sup Forums mean by this?

Lol you watch too much porn bro. Most chapters do fairly innocent shit like making pledges kiss or some other vanilla stuff. Definitely aren't running trains on lil freshmen. Especially in the ritzy expensive sororities.

Neither.

i think i've watched enough american college comedies to know that every sorority girl is a slut

>the guy talking about watching all the degenerate shit this disgusting whore does in porn videos is telling ME that I watch too much porn

o i am laffin

>t-t-there's no way conor can w-win!

Nah but you can find a slut in every sorority.

world cup or herpes tough decision

At my college that's literally false

pusy

>you fucking pathetic cuck (and yes, you're literally a cuck, because you masturbate to watching a woman you want have sex with another man)
90% there, but not quite.

Ugh too big

Lol too much for yourself. I'm not the one walking around thinking 18 year old girls are getting trained on just to join a sorority. Your brain is mush senpai.