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Performing a citizen arrest right now lads
>Companies across the globe are reporting that they have been struck by a major ransomware cyber-attack.
>Ukrainian firms, including the state power company and Kiev's main airport were among the first to report issues.
>The Chernobyl nuclear power plant has also had to monitor radiation levels manually after its Windows-based sensors were shut down
Didnt know Chernobyl used Windows-based radiation sensors
We're all going to die
the so called american mountain bf who takes me on drives
>noone will lose coverage
>22 million will lose coverage
oops haha
crush fool naked
>the chase
>me mums fella
Howlinh
crush
suicide
cut
lol
Planet rage man
okay
might buy these socks and undies
but im not sure what id use them for aside from baiting on Sup Forums (im not gay)
think girls look nice in shirts
boys too but not in a gay way
wish t-shirts didn't exist
Bail
Fool
Deed
we get it
you're gay
nobody cares
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benders cannot actually have sex per its definition, they only pleasure themselves
ireland is shite
*looks up the definition of sex in the dictionary*
hmm appears you're wrong mate
ireland is actually an alright place
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are you a virgin if you can shove your own dick in your ass?
we get it
you're straight
nobody cares
it's pretty much state sanctioned eugenics against the working class
needs to be mass executions of the american ruling class
Ireland is the England
how come i only like getting fucked then?
i usually dont even cum, i just like it psychologically and dont want to bother the other fella if he cums first (which they always do)
>ass
fuck off yank
Don't think there's a single bender here - a couple of lads explicitly stated that they WEREN'T gays (which is a really straight thing to do)
no but you're gay
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>that flag
wonder if she's nice irl
yes, gay sex isn't real sex
ah yess trump the anti system man of the people
>he's here
England is my city
CHARLIES IN THE FUCKING TREES, THEY'RE IN THE FUCKIN TREES MANNN
would impregnate her
Off out with the lads
Seriously wish the gf would stop watching dumb vapid 20 year old normie drone youtube vloggers who give lectures on life and shite, fucking hell they do my NUT IN.
>sex
>From Middle English sexe, from Middle French sexe (“genitals; gender; sexuality; sexual intercourse”), from Latin sexus (“gender; gender traits; males or females; genitals”) of uncertain etymology. Sometimes connected with Latin secō, secāre (“divide, cut”), with the idea of division of the species.
homo (same) + sex (split) is an oxymoron
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kick door lice
spot on
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chromium has gotten a bit slow
>Secret session suicide
Ah yes
Broke up with all the GFs over the last two weeks and have a lot of work and I am on day 3 of no fap. Have a good friend at home but I don't want to have sex with her (she's kinda chubby and 28 years). She's just a good adult person to spend time with and a future business partner.
Feel kinda sexually frustrated right now not gonna lie.
hello nerd who is also gay and also swedish
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Surprised you've made it to day 3, thats my record. PS thai hookers arent ur gfs alan. They arent even your friend mate.
She's a genuinely good looking girl, but if she conducts herself IRL in a similar manner to how she does over Twitter I just can't see how anyone could bear to be in her company for more than five minutes. She comes across as such an irritating person.
they all kuffar *waves hand*
am i a virgin if people have fucked me but i havent fucked anybody?
ive had my dick sucked if that matters?
does liking brit-albanian qts make a runt?
make her read plato and schopenhauer instead
>just like it psychologically
how mentally damaged you must be
desu i want to get some panties and maybe a babydoll and fishnet bodysuit but i chickened out
problem?
you have to be human to be a virgin/non virgin
Who smokes exclusively the finest Afghan hash and kief over shitty street weed? I do
> wife
> house
> car
> job
dad is a fucking normie drone lost all respect for him desu
>he's here
The sexually voracious female, long a stock figure of masculine pornography, in the twentieth century has emerged into the daylight of literary respectability. The cruel, destructive, domineering woman, la belle dame sans merci, has moved from the periphery of literature and other arts to a position close to the center. Formerly a source of delicious titillation, of sadomasochistic gratification tinged with horrified fascination, she now inspires unambiguous loathing and dread. Heartless, domineering, burning (as Leslie Fiedler has said) with 'a lust of the nerves rather than of the flesh,' she unmans every man who falls under her spell. [Examples given: Monroe, Mansfield, Lolita, Hemingway's bitchy heroines, etc.]
I am a magnificent, supreme gentleman
i doubt you even a muslim
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>She's a genuinely good looking girl
>that bulge
A-Alan.. you happy to see me? O_O
my dad lost his virginity at 33 and was a NEET for most of the 80s
I'm very proud of him
think i was meant to be born as a 19th century prussian aristocrat
It's sad that you immediately associate Thailand with hookers lad. Yes this country has red light disticts, it'a testimony to it's tolerance tbqh.
And the girl is a genuinely interesting person, architect and entrepreneur. Comes from a great upper-class family.
think i was meant to be born not ugly
wonder how hard it is to make hash yourself
those indians rub buds between their hands for hours long until it turns into hash
dont have the patience to do this
>every single school in my area is to have its funding cut by the tories
ah yes
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how did he support himself and you formerly?
Yes I am m8
no reason to be a NEET before 2000
vidya and shitposting is the only valid reason to be a NEET
What's her name?
Based
What does he do for work
dont think i ever want to smoke hash knowing its full of paki skin particles
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>It's sad that you immediately associate Thailand with hookers lad. Yes this country has red light disticts, it'a testimony to it's tolerance tbqh.
And the girl is a genuinely interesting person, architect and entrepreneur. Comes from a great upper-class family.
In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuse to shine
People tell me there ain't no use in trying
Now my girl you're so young and pretty
And one thing I know is true
You'll be dead before your time is due
I know
Watch my daddy in bed and tired
Watch his hair been turning gray
He's been working and slaving his life away
Oh yes, I know it
He's been working so hard
I've been working too babe
Every night and day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
We gotta get out of this place
If its the last thing we ever do
found an old pic of me haha
wish i could cuddle and kiss a lad while we're watching prisoner of azkaban
watching it now btw
only indians do this i think in afghanistan or marocco its done differently
Made me do a brief and heavy breathing through my nose ngl
Lookin a bit gay 2bh
must have moved quite a volume of air considering the size of your schnozz
Why does she suck her cheeks in in every single photo?
he didnt need to until the 90s
Mirin calves
loads of ways to make it. i collect my crystals for months, then make them into really good hash. bubble hash is fairly easy to make. if you grow, you can use all the leftovers after you chop the buds off, all the kiff, can make a good batch of hash with that. most people throw it away
How much coke can you fit up ur schnozzle mate just curious
Can you imagine going to a party with Aisha?
She'd just spend all night lecturing people about cultural appropriation for putting a rap song on, boring everyone about Communism and the IRA, and end up sleeping with the one guy who actually gives her the slightest bit of attention.
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