She is fucked now, isn't she?

She is fucked now, isn't she?

She picked the wrong side in the DC/Marvel world war, so I assume so.

>took all the divorce bucks and gave it to charity
>gonna get sweet capeshit bucks from Justice League and Aquaman

Sans a disfiguring accident, The Machine Empire's great creation will only be fucked when she wants to be fucked.

If amber wore her strap-on would you suck it lads?

Nobody wants to see a fucking Martin Amis novel put to screen anyway, 2bh.

Amis is an awful author.

I'm talking about the London Fields producers you disinformed fucks...

is she had a 100% biological dick I'd change my name to George Michael.

London Fields is a Martin Amis novel

>post pick of amber heard without any additional context
>WE'RE the fucks

I wish I could smash your smug face into a pitbull's rigid cock

she needs me mouth to keep her pusy warm

i hope she loses, fucking cunt

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Yes, I'm sure she's been fucked by now, user.

Wow she is pretty

People say Daddario is a succubus, but she's like a baby Amber heard is the elite.

She can be black cat.

>implying she would give me a choice

YES PLEASE MISTRESS HEARD

No. Musk, as the beta he really is, will take the bait.

Alexandra Daddario > Amber Heard

disregard that. I suck cocks

I would fuck her, if you understand my meaning.

her dcbucks will take care of it

What is this from?

Elon Musk still beta orbits around her.

She's in Aquaman because she got that role before all of her bullshit. They already plan on killing her off and then her career is completely fucked.

>implying you wouldn't orbit the fuck out of her just for the chance to massage her feet while she spends all your money on $10,000 dinners

I, too, would have sexual intercourse with this movie if you get my drift

>this will NEVER be you
;_; why even keep going bros?

you'll get your chance for glory as a soldier in the great war

why did this cunt try to hurt jack sparrow?

He's been asking for a reality check with all the shite Tim Burton films he has been doing

>in the great war
G-great grandpa? You're alive and drunk as usual, go to bed

how fat do you think his fucking boner was during this filming

>hot girl in short shorts in a webm
>"how tucking fat was this guys boner haha right guys I wonder what his dick looks like lol haha I bet it's big no homo haha"

Why is there a small red z in the top left corner?

haha yeah i wonder what his feet smell like haha just wondering

Me too haha

Lol that's so gross imagine though haha no just joking but really

Haha do you think her breast sweat smelled bad just wondering haha

Bro that's so weird though bro actually though I do kind of wonder lol just kidding what if though right?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Nah DC is going to make capeshit great again and she will be a part of it so she'll be fine

Objectively this

>the way she teases him with her mouth
I knew a girl like this. Nothing made me crave her more.
She didn't look like Amber did though...

My GF did that and once tried to stretch my lower lip way too forcefully.

Bled for days. Happily.

Lmao sorry, that made me laugh.
When women try to be sexy and totally fuck it up because they're clumsy and haven't got the touch.

She was trying to be "playful".

Punched her in the tits for that, she did not like it.

Lmao classic stuff this.

Agree. I want her demon eyes to absorb my mortal soul. But since I've been a good man... she will never give me penance stare...

what an amazing actress

Wanna know what happened after?

She apologised and asked me to do something to her boobs because thye hurt, so I massaged them for an hour.

An hour? So should we just punch womens boobs then? To get these results.