cock in your face edition
/brit/
~VERY IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL~
>strawpoll.com
strawpoll.com
>strawpoll.com
will decide our geopolitical future
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are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestIy cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
PINEAL IS ORBITING JUPITER
Manchester United can't fly airplanes.
He's here
oh ah up the uvf
>Singhsbury’s store becomes Morrisinghs after legal threat
sheed banter
>no Norway option
binned
Can't believe I waited until 15 to start drinking, lads.
ere janny ya daft cunt the fuck ya think ya deeing? x al fuckin heem ya ya fuckin mong
direland btfo
why the fuck do people want to unite with ireland
theyre dirt poor and the only reason they get any money at all is because theyre near the uk but not under out jurisdiction
theyd be a net loss if we assimilated them
tell me about Ghawdex
wrong
anime
>this one gets to stay
when is radiohead releasing 'lift' lads
business idea: outsource jobs to slovenia
the 15 minute ban is over lads
thanks janny
screeching
when is fate releasing a gf into my life lads?
was just thinking this
>theyre dirt poor
Look up any relevant statistic for wealth and see where we rank you silly goose.
janny is just waiting for are guards to go down
it's already released you utter mong
was released last thursday
he's waiting lads
he's gonna let this one get to 50, maybe 100 posts, then he's gonna delete it, we're gonna get pruned
slapped with three day bans if we're lucky
he is NOT happy
janny really fucking hates slovenia
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Because it was made after the bump limit dingus
>18 total votes
Fuck off kid
reckon we should make an early new right about now
really would love some clarification from patronising weirdos about what NOT to say to trans people. Preferably funded by the BBC. Any help lads?
someone make a new
erm sweaty the rule is page 6
who let the arses out
poo poo poo poo poo
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this
any second now
his nut was seriously done in, he's just catching his breath
Any other /britjews/ on here or am I on my own?
ermmm link please?
going to Japan
seeing if I can go get a hug
dunno what the rest of the trip I'll do
youtube.com
hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Why don't you feck off, you big mod knob-gobbling twat?
i'm thinking of converting
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may be willing to sacrifice myself to make a new /new/
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A classic
Did you get bullied at school? When did they chop your willy?
alri lil janni hot pockets
turtle? slide tackle some anime nonces for me yea mate x
alri
it's on spotify sweaty x
better not be a zionist
Gee I wonder why
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might be time to make a new
*DING*
off you trot janny you yank mong your water is cooked
where you going at? I might go there in the winter
All those teenage girls must be fucking devastated when they finally get a look at this runt's face
Not sure how you managed to infer that from my comment you UTTER chode
yer safe
October
a studio recording? think ur lying lad, why would you deceive me like this
me n the lads
this
QUICK
DRAW
1. Ireland
2. Netherlands
3. France
4. Spain
5. Sweden
>the island of Britain sinking
6. G*rmany
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HE'S LOST HIS FUCKING NUT
>shittania
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FOJ
haha bye yank!
find myself agreeing with every aspect of this post
Then they get interested in their 20s when they see his bank balance.
would really like to have a cute bf
>delete
would love to see a new at this moment in time
what about all the poo when you bum?
state of you
Same. Check out Kaikoura, it's paradise.
>perfect climate
>right size settlement to be friendly little neighbourhood
>pacific beach
>distant mountains
>all kinds of cool wildlife: dolphins, seals, whales, penguins, etc
>first world amenities
>nearby cities to explore
>nearby wilderness to explore
This would be my no.1 choice for emigration, and there's not much reason to stay in UK nowadays.
Tired of the gf, gonna upgrade to a better model.
Anyone for a second-hand gf?
going to a japanese spa in december
with the 'rents though because this shit too expensive
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okkk just listened to it paddy dont really like it, the live version had more energy
jews aren't a race and they're not dominant in a national society outside of israel/palestine
mind blowing arse
trade you for a cornetto
this thread is soo 14 minutes ago
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not really a thing
The gf
Lads, my m8 is moving to britain for work. Teach him the ways of the chap.
going with my parents too
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