NEW HANSEN VS PREDATOR EXTRA CREEPY WITH A SIDE OF PEDO

holy shit this one is good. decoy is really good as well

kinda felt like original TCAP

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>do you have pretty feet
>lol I don't have homeless feet

is the decoy hot?

>that screencap
Mel Gibson has really fallen on hard times

That episode has been the best one so far.

>that long conversation with the decoy
>he keeps hinting at sex during the conversation
>the general smugness of the predator

This guy is great.

>That wub wub in the intro

It made me crave pizza
I cant stop thinking what was in that bag

qt patootie

>HE ATE A SLICE OF THE PIZZA

the madman

*eats pizza*
>you're making me nervous
*continues eating pizza*

>HE OFFERED A SLICE OF PIZZA TO EVERYONE

any pics of the decoy

best one so far until this gem pops up

Pretty good episode.

Still waiting for the Fedora Lord episode

The actions of a man the minute he realizes his life is completely over.

>That'll be 15 years, plus tip

Would the old Chris have accepted the slice?

>What do you do
>I drive...for Lyft

Anywhere else to watch it?? Keeps saying an error occurred

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>pizza
Somebody tell Sup Forums

>tfw you have such a small cock that you're worried a 13 years old has seen bigger

>.tivo

ugh if they use decoy at this quality then the pedo spammer on Sup Forums will never be caught

>so you're gonna marry a 13 y.o girl?

>maybe when she's 16, whats the big whoop?

>I may have gone too far in a few places

>that smile

confirmed qt

>Unfortunately for him, this suspect is about to get a bad case of indigestion courtesy of yours truly

M A D M A N

BAG CRINKLING INTENSIFIES

what disgusting pizza

40 seconds into pizza and chill and decoy gives you this look

>It's a "the decoy would gladly fuck the pedo" episode

Hansen bringing the bantz hard in this episode
Two heavyweight bantzmen spitting fire

>that classic TCAP hug evasion

Should have gone for two bantermweights

Just me or does this dude look like Morph C Us from the matrix?

They even mentionned finding boner pills in his car!

This is actually the second time Hansen was offered pizza. One dude in New Jersey tried to bribe him with an entire 'za

>Why is that, like, so hard to believe?

Why is he so SMUG

>Cops put the pizza in the trunk
>To be "inspected" as "evidence"

Here's the previous one, if any other user did like me and missed the threads about it
youtube.com/watch?v=ZiE7TTo9HFQ

How can anyone be so confident?
Was getting caught part of his plan?

hmm I wonder what would make you say that

Did they say he made that 1/4mil bail?

she looks at least 21 yo

>The cops put his pizza in the trunk

why is it on CW? i thought this was an online series?

>According to the law it is

>can I have a hug?
dat full body cringe

25k is doable

Is it just me or was this one longer than the other ones so far?

try 250k

you can pay a bail bondsman 10% and walk

thats what they do

that's a whole lotta pizza money

I didn't know that. Not American.

"""new"""

1) Why do they always spill their beans to the police?

2) Why does the decoy always wear a cap?

>cops put his pizza in the trunk

The marine in the episode before this was also a footfag.

a bondsman has a working relationship with the court where they agree to pay the full amount of accused fails to appear in court

the bondsman charges a non-refundable 10% fee. if the accused runs, the bondsman hunts them down and brings them to justice to avoid paying the full bail.

what if the person running from the bondsman goes into another country?

>1) Why do they always spill their beans to the police?
They're obviously not that smart.

2) Why does the decoy always wear a cap?
I would imagine to hide herself as much as possible without being too conspicuous so the predator doesn't notice immediately how different the decoy is from the pictures.

>EVERY pedophile waives their right to remain silent

Why do they do this?

you send dog the bounty hunter to bring him back

They must think they're going to dig themselves out by giving an excuse, when they just make it worse for themselves every time.

Is that the fat fuck who had that show on escapist? Jim-something?

bounty hunters, they get a percentage of the bail money for bringing a guy back.
some guys smuggle perps back if the moneys good enough.

do you take me for a fool? never reply to my posts again you rancid swine

see the post above yours

He needed to let the police know that they were going to get married in the kitchen, so they were legally good to get down

these guys act so smug and arrogant because of a huge ego, how else could they convince themselves that underages are lusting after them.

not sure is serious...

it's a damn shame that there are never any cute female pedophiles in this show?

makes sense, they can just walk up to any boy and he'll say yes right away

What is it with pedos and feet?

Your pic related didnt, but that's a bad example because he was an innocent bystander merely stopping by on the way to the beach.

what isn't shown is the cops assuring them that they'll be lenient if they cooperate and cajoling them into it by saying how fucked they already are and waving about fake evidence

ur pretty cute btw

Studies have shown, pedos are more likely to have other "paraphilias" like fetishes for objects or odd parts of the body. And feet is one of the most common ones, so it fits. The why of it, I have no idea.

How do I get my body to look like this 30 y/o looking adonis?

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Chris is really doing his best Tom Brokaw voice impression this episode. Wouldn't surprise me if that's one of his idols.

Hit the stair climber

because if they weren't stupid enough to waive their rights half of these cases would get thrown out

I would imagine the feet of children would be the most desirable in an aesthetic sense; no bad foot odor, bunyons, callus, or fucked up toes from years of wearing heels.
I'm envious of footfags who can get boners from just looking at toes.

You seem like you understand the situation well, so what did he mean by this?
>"Wow, These are home baked!"

Why was he surprised?
Was it satirical?
Why didn't he want the cookie if it was home baked and tasted "great"?
Does the beach have a strict no cookie policy?

>people still fall for that shit

y-yeah

Yeah, but their stupidity is the decisive factor. Of course the cops are going to feed you a load of BS to get you talking, anyone with half a brain knows that and keeps his mouth shut until a lawyer is present. But these dumb fucks don't and they get what they deserve.

This is the old Chris though.

>my mom has some vodka but no rum

what else didn't she have? why did she have to mention there's no rum?

youtube.com/watch?v=3W6iYi2kV7I

true but it's more complex than you think and most of these dudes end up buckling under pressure

Reminds me of this vid. This was on Thepiratebay a few years back.
youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

>I'm not that big but I know how to satisfy a girl

JUST

They must get some kind of plea bargain deal for admitting guilty pleas and having their faces put on national tv.
That marine got 10 out possible 20 years.
the guy has probably been talking to her for weeks beforehand he probably mentioned he liked rum in a previous conversation.
these catfishing cops get real intimate to build trust with the guy.
and it all goes into the file to build the case.

whats this pic

Wow Jimmy Kimmel really has hit rock bottom hasn't he?

>he keeps eating the pizza

Watching this now and the decoy is getting me hard