DEAAAAAAAAATH!!!

DEAAAAAAAAATH!!!

imagine them screaming LIIIIIFE

that would be gay

Childhood is screaming DEATH! Adulthood is realizing asking where is the horse and the rider makes more sense.

DEAAAATH!!!!!

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childhood is idolizing rohon. adulthood is realizing gondorf made more sense

>white man's purge

childhood is idolizing the eagles, adulthood is realizing a catapult makes more sense

Why didn't Faramir give Frodo a horse?

can't reach

why not just walk over to the horse before reaching, then give it to Frodo?

childhood is idolizing gandalf, adulthood is realizing saruman made more sense

>tfw you will never charge into battle with 7000 of your brethren to save the world against an evil that will destroy the age of men

>this fucking thread

why didn't gave him a pony?

But their sacrifice was totally waste. They could have just waiter for the green ghost army to arrive and kill everything in 5 minutes.

>tfw every time anything lotr is posted, a picture, video, a link, even brought up, that crushing feeling that nothing will ever be made like lotr ever again, all the time, blood, sweat and tears, the casting nothing will be as pure as lotr was and even if it's attempted again, you get a trilogy of hobbit films

truly, a crushing feel

One day user, one day something will come around.

why would faramir have a pony

Did you mean:
>this fucking THREAAAAAD

How do you expect frodo to climb a mountain with a horse?

Then the orcs would kill all the gondor women you cunt

>tfw no Silmarillion adaptation

...

/mlp/ pls go

that would be awful. theres barely any story. its more like a bible of middle earth mythology

>no Silmarillion adaption by Mel Gibson all in elvish

Childhood is calling for entmoot. Adulthood is realizing you're still at entmoot.

can you imagine the shit faramir should get from his dad if he asked for a pony?

what did he mean by this?

Why did the mordor army look so small at that stage in the battle compared to earlier? The teams were quite imba

Also how did they get away with literally casting african muslims on elephants as the villains and the "men of the west" as the good guys

SJW hadn't had enough time to destroy the fabric of society yet back then

it was a time before the society we live in now, thats how

yes, there is a huge, huge, HUGE difference between 2003 and now

this, also fangirls were too busy soaking themselves

Like in Skyrim

>Guillermo del Toro was making The Hobbit
>suits got mad that he wouldn't sell his soul and make it a trilogy
>gets fired and Jackson's here again
Only ever saw his lotr so i thought it would be another magical adventure.
Boy was I fucking wrong.

Lel yeah my sister was schlicking it to orlando bloom all the time back then and today she's a pseudo-librul

Women truly will go along with any trend that is deemed socially acceptable, they have no true appreciation for the creative work of art and kino medium itself

Why did the mouth of sauron talk like some foreign homosexual

I wonder if one day being a white supremacist will be seen as trendy
probably after they're done genociding all the whited

Childhood is when you idolize Sauron. Adulthood is when you realize SauronMan makes more sense.

You faggots needs to accept that Lord of the Rings was just as bad as the hobbit, and the only reason you consider it better is nostalgia.

Peter Jackson has always been a hack and will always be a hack.

>barely any story
Did you stop reading after Ainulindale?

The minas tirith flag also looks like the SS flag

(You)

Why didn't frodo share his load? He didn't nut for the whole journey

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was the ghost army in the books? cant remember

yes but they only help seize the boats
aragorn&co then take the boats to i believe pelargir (or dol amroth) and load them with soldiers that had stayed behind to defend the city