Eternal Arsenal Thread

6th for arteta edition

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1st for a good club

2nd for real Arsenal

3rd for giroud

Were they a gun factory too?

Who's Wongas best signing and why is it Bergkamp?

/6th/

Honestly? Welbeck.

Explain yourself

Ed Aarons @ed_aarons
Looks like it's between Roma and PSG for Jean Seri. no firm offers from either Arsenal or Spurs


good, he's shit

>tfw you will never shotgun a dozen 4lokos with your american /arse/ bros

BBC Sport @BBCSport
Ajax midfielder Davy Klaassen has arrived on Merseyside to complete the formalities of a £26m move to Everton

how the fuck are they spending so much money compared to us

fuck this club

Fly on out lad they have 18% tallboys here

>wonga not out
>spending money

Selling Lukaku for at least £80m

There's an injured bird in my garden lads, seems like the neighbour's cat fucked it up

how the hell do i save it, it won't fly when i get near it

>hoping for signings

Pour a four loko on it

get a box, put it in the box, put holes in the box, transport it to a nearby bird sanctuary thing
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No more comfy new year bpl matches in bed

Official: Arsenal will face Chelsea in the Community Shield at Wembley on Sunday 6 August. Both clubs have been allocated 28,300 seats.

Edit:
afcstuff @afcstuff
FA Cup replays are set to be scrapped as the FA looks at ways to introduce a PL winter break to help the national team. [@MailSport] #afc

Talks have been held to make the FA Cup primarily a midweek competition as televised Premier League matches have grown in importance. #afc

almost forgot
>falling for the feline jew

CHU CHU ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

afcstuff @afcstuff
Arsenal are preparing another bid for Monaco's Kylian Mbappé and will use Olivier Giroud as a makeweight in the deal. [@JamesOlley] #afc

Although several clubs are monitoring Mbappé’s situation, Wenger believes his relationship with the player gives Arsenal a chance. #afc


KB @CreativeMesut
Just been told that Arsenal are winning the race for Thomas Lemar from Monaco, the player is a huge fan of Arsene Wenger. #afc

Arsenal Panel @Arsenal_Panel
Not sure if an actual bid has been made for Simon Kjaer... But Arsenal do have a long standing interest in him, he was a Mustafi alternative.

>will use Olivier Giroud as a makeweight in the deal

saved it... i'll see what i can do, it'll probably die either way

left it in the shed with food and water

WENGER OUUUUUUT

Post sips

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S I P

Haha, love to George xx

Big up Akpom's mate Yxng Bane us at /arse/ have supported him ever since his first shitty hood video on Linkup TV.

Now he's legitimately famous and just released a new tune with Yungen so let's support xxx

It's a catchy summer anthem.

youtube.com/watch?v=9UQoHSo9-Io&t=115s

Big news at midnight lads.

>See David Ornstein tweet
>Heart starts beating rapidly
>its nothing Arsenal related

He should not be allowed to tweet anything that's not Arsenal

twitter.com/Everton/status/875457936415277057

>miserable
>insists no signings will happen
>still checks all ITK twitters constantly

Why do you do it to yourself

I-i don't know

alexis to liverpool

his wife prefer London

spurs logo has a fucking bird on it mate, you should let it die

throw it into the river

...

I'm the exact same.

I had a dream last night Mbappé came to Arsenal and woke up in a cold sad sweat.

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going to take a break from all this lads, its honestly getting me mad, see you lot in a couple days

kek

Desperately need a good midfielder to replace Santi

Cesc

Wilshere

Fuckin Frimpong lel

look err

>tfw the French Connection saves this club
WOBs BTFO into the next dimension

unfortunately this is the most accurate answer

trips dont lie

why would anyone pick blatant permacrocks to replace a permacrock?

see

...

>santi
>permacrock

Santi's finished lad.

he's just old and broken, but was never a permacrock

permacrocked = permanently crocked = broken

old santi is still infinitely better than old arteta

nah, diaby was a permacrock. wilshere also. not santi

literally the same guy now

cant wait till santi is coaching at city desu

so you support arsenal? whats that like?

at least santi can create chances though

I don't know what arteta even did besides pass sideways and get caught out defensively for 3 seasons

Need a new 3DS game lads just finished Bravely Second. Would like something that's not Nip inspiration for my next game

Wenger out btw

>people stop loving but a dog will love you forever

what did he mean by this?

Bold prediction: We sign Aubameyang and Mario Lemina

Pre-empting all the abuse when he fucks off to City

you played the new Pokemon lad?

>Everton are showing this much more ambition in the transfer market than we are
Just

Not really been following us since the Wenger extension. What's the news, other than the Kolasinac signing and that.

Who are we interested in, what's the depressing news.

>spunking £50m on 2 unproven players

at least wait until pre-season to moan. good players are hard to sign, no point rushing out and buying shit for the sake of it

Yeah got a copy of each for my kid and myself on launch; I hate Pokémon though

Also no nip shit pls

Wenger out desu

3DS is nothing but nip shit and games for children.

Are there any war simulation type games or anything like advance wars?

Don't know, don't own one. Advance Wars was great tho

Monster Hunter is the only game that looks decent to me.

Four loko guy here. My dog got me a date with a legit 10 on the beach lads. She had a giant Great Dane and my dog wanted to play so we are eating pizza

She is boring as Fuck though so I'm posting here. Enjoy your evening lads and wenger out

>a legit 10
sure

couldn't ignore this awful post while lurking

absolute bollocks
fire emblem

Just remembered I grabbed a copy of ultimate monster hunter 3 for a tenner a few months ago forgot about that

>other teams signing players and improving their squad while clearing out deadwood
>arsenal doing fuck all
>arsenal pretending to be attempting to lure a player for much more money than the club has ever spent
>arsenal attempting to lure a player that has better options available
>arsenal getting their excuses ready for the end of transfer season when there haven't been signings and Alexis has left
Get ready for "look err we attempted to sign Mbappe and Lacazette, but they were too much and we signed these ligue 2 players after losing the first match"

How come we did so much awesome shit this season and I only remember the stuff after the 3-5-2 + Ozil v Ludo and Alexis' stepover chip.

Too much pain inbetween

Just goes to show how silly youtube highlight videos are when it comes to showing how good a player is

The worst are youtube highlight videos for defenders literally show the player scoring/assisting plus last ditch tackles. Completely worthless to even get excited about. Much rather see a video of them marking a great player out of the game.

Don't know why but when I read this it reminded me of Pascal Cygan.


He's bald, he's shit, he plays when no ones fit pascal cygan pascal cygan

Luckily I have no recollection of Cygan. First shit defender I remember us having was Hoyte. Although deep down I knew Toure's headers that would go straight up in the air weren't classic defending either.

>Hoyte

I remember thinking he would make it

I think I remember stories of him beating up some Spurs fans or was that someone else.

fuck knows
i tried looking up videos of him on youtube but all i saw were videos of him being owned by Man U players, dark times

night /arse/

Hello jewmaican how r u tonight

you're thinking of Sol Campbell's brother

he beat the shit out of a Spurs fan for calling Sol gay, like really badly and went to prison

I really hope the Cuadrado rumour is fake because that shit is ridiculous

>tfw that money everton's spending should be arsenal's if kroenke would have just fucked off

>people still acting like Kroenke won't give Wenger money in 2017
Last year proved Kroenke will give Wenger the money if he wants players. It's just Wenger can't judge players correctly so even if they fall into his lap or scream out to join us he turns them down because, "look err, I thought he was more of a winger". Scouts are obviously suggesting players to Wenger all year round - that's their job - but Wenger is just an idiot.

WENGER OUT

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that's the wenger we'll see a lot next season

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Lyon President Aulas on Alexandre Lacazette: "We have a very nice offer from Arsenal."


fuck

>Wenger recommends Remi Garde to Villa
>he's shit and gets sacked
>Wenger recommends Puel to Southampton
>he's shit and gets sacked

imagine wanting wenger to pick his successor

that's good you nonce

b-but Mbappe

good