Help me guys I need to improve my portuguese A$AP my uncle from brazil is visiting us what should I watch to learn the...

help me guys I need to improve my portuguese A$AP my uncle from brazil is visiting us what should I watch to learn the language?

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but just make your gay uncle learn your language, portuguese is hard as fuck

Brazilian here. Try to watch some brazilian movies with subtitles, start marathon a few ones. I'd reccomend Central Station and Olga (2004).

Don't do this, 98% of our movies are shit

Chegou o vira-lata

Então me faça um favor e me recomende 2 filmes kinos, sem citar Carlota Joaquina, Princesa do Brasil e Guerra de Canudos e ajude o OP com alguma sugestão

THIS
anyone who don't agree with this are absolute plebs. Brazilian cinema is just dumb. The only good brazilian film is Auto da Compadecida (2000).

Cinderela Baiana

Watch Elite Squad.

Fug off self-hating cucks

Great argument ad-hominememe

Watch Bicho de Sete Cabeças.

~le ad hominem meme
Vai catar coquinho.

Tell him: "Foi golpe"

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>Mentioning Auto da Comparecida (2000) as kino instead of admit that is a regional dumb comedy to show """culture value"""

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Ok, esqueci disso, bela escolha

I was going to post this right now desu

Other suggestions could be...

The Clown, Barren Lives, O Pagador de Promessas and Minha Mãe é uma Peça

>A era de ouro quando a Petrobras patrocinava filmes kino

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O Homem Que Copiava

OP say something, I'm nervous

>criticizes regional dumb comedy
>mentions Minha Mãe é uma Peça
Negro por favor

1 Metro E Meio De Bunda 7

>He prefers a regional comedy that nobody hears about lately instead of a comedy that represents in a positive and funny way the brazilian family
>The movie is getting a sequel instead of a Didi spin-off movie or a failing series

>Minha Mãe é Uma Peça - 4.600.145 spectators
>o Auto da Compadecida - 2.157.166 spectators

Huh, really makes you think

You niggas are fucking retarded.

OP, don't listen to them. Watch "Carrossel 2: O Sumiço de Maria Joaquina", it's the best our cinema has to offer.
PURE FUCKING KINO

>that scene where Cirilo grabs Maria Joaquina by the pussy

Someone explain to me how Raimi got involved in a national production? Is that some kind of political propaganda?

Also this , it's pretty much Brazil's Goonies.

Not even memeing here, portuguese is a lot more complicated than english and it would take you a good few months just to wrap your head around it; don't even bother.

The fuck does it make portuguese so hard?

>Minha Mãe é uma Peça
essa merda?
Don't watch that shit, OP

Watch El Chavo dubbed in Portuguese.

based

Accents for starters, but there's about 10 variations with specific usage of each and every single verb that exists in the language, and you'll have to use the correct one because usually they mean different things in different contexts. There's also the gender fuckery where it isn't just about the pronouns like I'm english, literally every word in portuguese has a gender and you have to pay attention to that; it's a really common mistake for foreigners to get the word right but the gender wrong.

Dois Coelhos is decent, also install Memrise, Duolingo or Clozemaster

OP here, it's not that hard but maybe it's because I was able to speak portuguese as a little kid

Watch Everybody Hates Chris, also dubbed in Portuguese

>Olga
>watching communist propaganda

>le vira lata
Mata-te

>mata-te
Portugay pls

just watch some youtube videos in portuguese then

Greet him with "Filho da puta"

It's like saying, welcome, dear uncle

Watch Trash if Rooney Mara is your waifu.

cidade de deus

videos like?

No no user, you need to improve your brazillian

Objective best answer.

Don't talk about it with your uncle tough.

How many of you just came from school?

me

Brazillians are only good at making soap operas. They're lke those one-season mexican tv shows but less cringey

Auto da compadecida is pure hue kino

Chaves
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Portuguese here. Watch the Coffin Joe (AKA Zé do Caixão) movies with subs. You'll learn a bit and be entertained. Pretty good and cheesy flicks.

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stop posting porn, retard

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ALQUEM BR XD

search yourself you lazy fuck

there are plenty of videos of people teaching english to brazilians

Say to him: "Me arromba titio, enfia esse tarugo no meu rabo!"

It means that you miss him and want to learn portuguese