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one day you will wake up in a warm bed at 11:30am on a Sunday morning while your boyfriend makes tea and pancakes for you in the other room and everything will be alright

wish iw as dead

you're a big guy

midnight blues

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none of this will happen you bent anime nonce twat

sue

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no that'll literally never happen to me no matter how much I want it

Hello

anime

just go to the beach la

why

>I cut myself

And I say this as someone who cuts their thighs

test

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*hugs you*

desperately want to kill myself but I don't know how. I have nothing to do it with

look behind you ;)

eting pizer

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haha feeling a bit lonely down here lads

cliff jump

for what purpose? it's the middle of winter

get therapy
you might as well, right?

cured my depression

Way to release pent up emotions

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*embraces your hug*

there's only 15 listed there

I wanted SOME pulp.

look i dont mind heterosexuals but i wish they wouldnt shove it in our faces tbqh
why do they have to base their entire identity around how straight they are?

NEED a pizza RIGHT the fuck now

>cured my depression

how do I get therapy

didn't work for me, nothing can, so I need an out lad, right now, before I end up like Tim

why are there so many INTPs on the 'chon? (myself included)

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brown reggaeton shithole gf is now two (2) days light on the upload

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wtf how'd he do this

exercise, you freak

big arse small tots

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man up and better yourself. that's a way out

fugg off pakee

would off myself but don't want to make the rents, friends or gf sad, jealous of you loners, at least you have nothing tying you to the world

>tots
nonce

I run

take a bunch of shrooms or a couple tabs. might change your mind.

Better than basing it around an actual illness

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*violently dabs*

>caring about how thw world will feel when you're literally not exsting to know think or feel about it

fuck off freak

meanie

just violently dabbed a bit of emperor cookie dough NUG RUN shatter

Who /love island/ here?

hey did you know that brown reggaetown gf is 2 days on the upload
what ever that means

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>google translates tots
>wtf thats a real word
shieeeeeeeeeeeet

runtoid vermin

What boards do you think he browses lads?

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shut up you fucking twat

Take 150 sleeping pills, quick and painless

Fuck off sad chav twat

>he didn't know tots was a word

#SwoleLeft

Sup Forums. it's also one of the most lefty boards

would they still kill you these days? they aren't like barbiturates

thought i was gonna spice up the word tits :X

wonder what pol what be like if clinton had won

>killing yourself

fucking runtish behavior

Probably a lot better since they would actually have something solid to rally behind
Clinton might have ended up getting impeached somehow, would have been fun

this guy must be ridden with shit ton of stds

try tets

shows yer tets luv

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fucking hate yanks so fucking much

>tfw can't ever have a gf because they'll leave when they see cutting scars all over my body

150 would be more than enough to kill you.

i'm staying in essex for two weeks, how easy is it to pick up qt slags here?

twink

dumb cuck

no you don't :)

>tfw can't have a gf because most women are Blue pilled globalist cuckolds

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inexplicably very attracted to her

why do you have cutting scars all over your body? do you fight criminals on the regular?

you'll only be able to get a mentally ill gf like yourself anyway

Love spewing vitriol at women on the internet. I won't even pretend its some banter thing. I just blatantly hate women. Simple as.

No I will not. Gay people are disgusting too.

yes
i'm not mentally ill

idea: delude myself into believing working for mr goldstein is virtuous because im contributing to society when im really just lining the pockets of the kike elite

Shagged an absolute 9/10 three nights ago and still riding the high

the sex wasn't even that great, but its not about that is it? Its the confidence high you get from knowig some 9/10 wanted to fuck you.

Music sounds better, food tastes better, the sun shines a little brighter.
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Now I get why normies are so obsessed with pulling. Might make a habit of this.

lmao

what sort of vitriol do you spew?

>men who have cutting scars

bit feminine 2bh

do you reckon there's lonely women on r9k

Love spewing vitriol at yanks on the internet. I won't even pretend its some banter thing. I just blatantly hate yanks. Simple as.

met three people so far that overuse ":)" smiley

they use it literally in every sentence

are they freaking mental or whats up

2 of the 3 are german

>plans for new grammar schools officially axed

rorkes just keep getting btfo

*cat lowers newspaper* i should forsake women and pursue a life of self-improvement