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>Erick Silva whines about stoppage in his last fight, intends to rob Medeiros of a hard-earned victory
mmafighting.com/2017/6/15/15813550/erick-silva-to-appeal-loss-to-yancy-at-ufc-212

>UFC Fight Night 111 odds
mmamania.com/2017/6/14/15798440/ufc-fight-night-111-odds-online-betting-guide-holm-correia-singapore-sportsbook-mma

>UFC Fight Night 111 media day staredowns
mmafighting.com/2017/6/15/15807356/ufc-fight-night-111-media-day-staredowns-holly-holm-bethe-correia

>An MMA fighter is going to fight a boxer
nobodygivesafuck.com

/heem/ bless

DIllon bless

Impersonating our precious NotePad, sad!

Heeminder

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*block your thread*

*receives (You)s from spammer*

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Who is your favorite UFC female fighter?

Conor

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*pulls out of a fight*

lmafo fucking kill yourself

Alright /heem/ fags, I don't know shit about your "sport" so red-pill me on this McGregor fella

All I've read is that he's strong, a lefty, and has a few screws loose.

So what are his prospects in this upcoming boxing fight??

Who in the top 15 of Heavyweight can you see Big Brown beating?

oh wow it's a legit NotePad thread.

Allah bless.
SpergOP bless.

>spars with conor once

What's with with talking about working on a dock?

THANK YOU

all of them

Literally none of them

Wew, mind if I save that dank .jpg?

Please do, bud.

thoughts on paige's new team?

First for my girl

DC bless

ahhahahaha

A year ago I would have said this is free money but these days I know sports betting is a waste of time and the real free money is investing in crypto.

You can bet on Floyd and turn $100 into $120 or you can buy this ETH dip and turn $100 into $300.

>filename
I love it

Is Carla Esparza going to wrestle her to a unanimous decision?

Floyd is 40 years old has hasn't been training for 2 years, so I guess Conor has a chance if he's got nothing left. But that's not likely.

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name a worse fight than this

Should I still run with ARK?

you now remember the disaster that is UFC 200

those two in a threesome is a 10/10

Silva vs Maia ? Woodley vs Thompson 2 ? Circumstances play a big role mind you, nobody expects spicy bangers from wmma prelims

>nobody expects spicy bangers from wmma
FTFY

* BLOCKS YOUR PATH *

>There are people who unironically believe memeweather has a chance

Schaub would heem both these manlets at once.

>it's an irish mccasual flood episode

people actually think conor will win

i hope u know Trunks = conor mcgregor

full belly trunks is his inefficient bulky form

he's big for the weightclass, strong jaw, in and out guy and a bully.

very lemouix like

I'm into it almost $1000 USD. This is the only coin that isnt BTC or ETH that I've put real money into. Today one ARK is worth $0.70. I could see it worth $3 or $4 a year from now, maybe $10 two years from now. It's a longterm hold, not a get rich quick moon mission. I like that it spits a dividend if you invest enough in the /biz/ pool. I'll get my first payout on Monday.

>tfw he somehow pulls off the inevitable, then comes back and beats maia or woodley for the 170 belt

Everyone except maybe fedor

These two, are goodboys

Who is your favorite currently active UFC fighter? Be honest.

Based. Bless brother. I'll go balls deep too.

masvidal is fighting woodley
he's going to win too

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I'm not so sure he has a strong jaw. The only time it's ever been tested was in the 2 Diaz fights and he got rocked hard in the second round of the first one. Seems to me like he has an average to below average chin but wins so quickly that it doesn't even matter.

>below average chin
lol

he got hit pretty hard by mendes

HEEMINDER THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

lmao this is great

made me laugh like an idiot

LMFAO ROCKED BY WHO?

Any other Benton Spooge fans ITT? I really think he has what it takes to make a cumback.

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gegard?

Who the h*ck is Benton Spooge?

>made 100s of millions of dollars
>buys a shitty 6 foot bar box pool table

what did he mean by this?

Reminder that conor poisoned kabib so that he never has to fight him

Nate's not a power puncher, he just swarms people with volume. If you check his record, every single person he's TKO'd has had bad chins and careers plagued by KO losses. 4 TKO wins in 30 fights against Gray Maynard, Rory Markham, Gilbert Rael, and Tony Juarez. All guys with awful chins who'd get KO'd by a stiff breeze.

Nate Diaz. Mcgregor got rocked so hard he turned into a panic wrestler and then tapped to a choke.

>below average chin
>the city of these keyboard warriors

Podcaster, TUF runner up, comedian and sneaker expert.
Elite boxing and best ju jitzu in the heavyweight division hands down. His ground game is so good he sometimes plays possum like werdum to trap his opponents on the ground but most refs aren't experienced enough to see it and end up calling off the fight prematurely.

absolute dribble buddeh. conor gassed and shot for a double leg. never got rocked

You are pretty sick in the head to have made this image. Then again though, you save hundreds of gore and tranny images on your computer and spam them daily.

Imagine filling your computer with pictures of toddlers and shit-fetish pornography lmao

Imagine being you and wanting /heem/ to move to /asp/

Was Aldo using Swoobguard against Max ? Was a stupid ref mistake the only factor that allowed Holloway to do da dam ting ?

>everyone Nate has ever TKOd has had glass chins
>McGregor getting rocked so hard he suddenly thinks he can grapple must obviously had a chin of granite
The absolute state of (You)

I just want to see Conor and Floyd in the same room, have a conference and square off.
You think they'll wait with conferences until fight week like they usually do?

That would be you, mandrama fan
I would prefer that /heem/ remains where it is and successfully drives out the paedophilic, scatspamming scum that is trying to destroy it

I think they will have one big one in a couple of weeks and then leave it until the fight week.

Miesha bless

What the fuck happened?

From Bodog
>Floyd Mayweather By Decision or Technical Decision +130

People think a finish is more likely?

usada

Le Blood Orc soul stealing meme

You're gonna have to face facts someday, my man. No one who gets hurt that bad that early by Nate fucking Diaz of all people has a good chin.

/heem/s culture would take a blow if we couldn't see each other's flags

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i cant imagine conor can take the volume for 10+ rounds

floyd usually fights defensive as fuck until the other guy is spent. in this case he's going to be finding the holes in conor's game super early

He went from fighting guys like Silva, Pyle and Mein to fighting guys like Robbie, Cowboy and Maia.

That W over Thompson is still great though.

This is the spammer.

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Absolutely, he was going for a kneebar with his legs while covering his head. Its a revolutionary move he invented just for max but big John is such an idiot he called off the fight.

You say that as you parrot things people on /heem/ say

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this
lawler ruins opponents.
rory 1-1
hendricks1-2
ellenburger bunch of losses
brown 1-4

Mcgregor has a great chin, the reason he got rocked by Nate is because he was gassed. When you're that tired your body is already trying to shut down to reset so to speak.. If you then take punches as well

So you're saying you're actually the progenitor of the culture? That's even more sad than participating in it.

LMAO bud

/box/ here, been lurking since the floyd fight was announced. who is this Banky Scoot guy everyone keeps asking about? Was he a good fighter or not?

#UFCHawaii lets do da damn ting

buh-bye

N8 is also bigger than him. He's not a hulk like Dana was making him out to be to try and rationalize that decision, but he's a big guy for Gooby. And even with that advantage and the 4oz gloves, Gooby wasn't heemed stiff. There's no way in hell Mayweather finishes him when he can give Conor more Ls by clowning him when he's gassed in the late rounds.