Lets get 2 weird looknig jews to play 17th century missionaries

>Lets get 2 weird looknig jews to play 17th century missionaries
Has Scorsese lost the touch? Should have just hired Dicaprio again

They look like white inbreds tho
Pretty accurate

What's wrong with Jews

damn he's ugly

Adam Driver is a white anglo-saxon,

Andrew Garfiled is actually "jewish" but he looks like an average white person t b h

Both look more or less mediterranian-ish enough to pass as Portuguese f a m

Portuguese people are more swarthy than them IRL though

Why are they all handsome?
Are there no skilled ugly dudes?

>HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

I-NO-U-E

Most athletes are handsome because "attractive" masculine qualities are linked to physical performance.

Also good looking kids get preferential treatment throughout life, like getting picked for teams and moving up in the world.

You still get hideous freaks playing football but it's a far smaller percentage than in the general public.

*keeps groaning while I'm the ground*
ARRGHH GAWD WHY THIS SILENCE

wayne rooney

Not anymore m8, 5 years ago sure.

>handsome

I would say half of those guys are handsome in the face, the rest are average. Even fewer would appear attractive without beards.

...

Adam Driver?

pic related in his younger days was pretty ugly. He 's pretty attractive now though.

white cis men are not allowed in hollywod anymore

Saw his face and winced then the next shot was literally Andrew Garfield's ugly ass mug and I had to physically turn away from the screen.

Is this going to be the worst looking movie ever made?

Literally nobody in that pic is handsome except Ronaldo.

This is what the average Portuguese looks like

>niggers
>handsome

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The majority of the team isn't even Portuguese

>Portuguese national team
>everyone is either a nigger or an arab rape baby

what did they mean by this?

Driver isn't jewish. And he's actually a fairly decent actor. Shame he does spaceshit.

Shame his face looks like the mutant fetus from Eraserhead.

It's good that he's ugly, way more realistic.

The portuguese have always been quite swarthy and back in the days several of their african colonies were considered part of portugal

I think they hired the actors for their scraggly beards