Reminder that this man has not scored one bicycle kick his entire career despite trying them every game

Reminder that this man has not scored one bicycle kick his entire career despite trying them every game.

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Now this I did not know

but he scored one of the best goals ever and had it disallowed because of NANI!

It's only natural. He can only score tap-ins, penalty kicks and occasionally, a free kick.

N-Nani?!

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yes he did, but SEETHING messhit cunt referee did not acknowledge it

having him score that goal at the WC Final is the better booking

the funniest thing is that he is clearly pissed about it - he goes for a bicycle anytime there is even the slightest opportunity

he also never hits them well

Has Messi?

wew im a messifag now!

how do you call this kind of goal in your country?

chilena here

when he does the keeper somehow saves it lol

yes, 1

argentina

That's for the six decima

el tiro de oliver

kekkerino

Huguina

/thread.

It's Ochoa lol. He's always Neuer tier against Halal and Uefalona.

if this is real... I'm gonna lose my mind WTF. my high-school roommate used to be me in fifa ALL THE TIME using ronaldo and getting bicycle kicks

WHAT THE FUCK

Is this the greatest disallowed goal ever? Also, what do we do against the eternal seethers?

Backflip kick into the upper 90

Why chilena?

don't know

Great.

Ummm... no sweetie
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>my high-school roommate
your brother you mean?

good.

That's why I love Chile.

lmao what happened after this game? did nani stopped being called?

damn...
and his closest competitor can dribble past osasuna z
really makes me think

N-NANI!??

pique kept him onside btw. nice refball

Wasn't Nani's fault. The ref fucked up. I think it wasn't offside in the first place and the ball had already crossed the line from what I remember.

>greatest disallowed goal ever
Spurs had a 40 yarder denied because it was against man united

>messi is better than ronaldo at free ki-
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OVER THE LINE

so this is...the power of manchester united...woah

spain's goal against them in the WC was offside as well along with the refball they received against the Swiss and Chileans
>spanish
>legitimate winners

No he didn't, it was clearly offside

>vs azerbaijan
didn't even bother loading the video

we call it chilena because it comes from behind

chilean and traitor are synonyms here

lmao

Why haven't United had a Calciopoliesque scandal? Shit like this and the incidents pointed out by Rafa are fucking criminal

>CR7
>scoring anything that isn't a penalty

webb retired and now they have what they deserve

2004-2006: Horse show pony Ronaldo
2006-2009: Best Ronaldo
2009-2016: Fraudnaldo
2017: Poachnaldo

ur mom comes from behind

Messi hasn't ever scored a bicycle kick either

>azerbaijan

Is that a country? I thought it was some company that sponsored shirts

Because a scandal requires the government not being corrupt, and the British government is the most corrupt in the world, look at Rotherham coverup

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2011-12 Was BESTnaldo what the fuck are you talking about

t. Messhit

Fallrückzieher

Fraudnaldo was '14 to '16

tks spic

Brassespark, slang for Brazilian kick

Chilena too.

Rovesciata

A bike

de nada puto mono inmundo subhumano

"backwards scissor"

its fucking retarded

it was but would've have to be superhuman to see it without replays an in case of doubt the ref gives the attacking team the advantage

then he didn't score anything

rules are rules fucccboi

2003-2006: Horse show pony Ronaldo
2006-2009: Great Ronaldo
2009-2013: Best Ronaldo
2013-2016: Fraudnaldo
2016+: Poachnaldo

Chilena or chalaca depending on the angle, we also created el escorpión with higuita

2011-12 Halal is one of the best teams not to win the CL. It's funny they struggled to win it all those years with prime Donaldo, Di Maria, Ozil and Xabi Alonso, then meme players like Bale and Morata come in, Benzema becomes shit and they suddenly win it every time.

t. marca

>Arbeloa
>Khedira
>playing Pepe as a defensive midfielder

he's going to score one against mexico this sunday. mexico are THAT unlucky

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Even this loser understands how to score while off of his feet

Hold up, they're allowed to use bicycles in soccer!?