Eternal /trb/

"No one will bother reading this anyway" edition.
Old thread: Real names and German/Japanese NT fix for FM17 (fucking install this before you start anything):
>sortitoutsi.net/downloads/view/29149/fm2017-real-names-and-german-national-team-fix-file-beta-v11-for-fm17-beta-20102016

Additional leagues and updates:
>fmscout.com/a-fm17-leagues-megapack-by-claassen.html

Logopack:
>tcmlogos.com/

Faces (scroll the fuck down to get the torrent):
>sortitoutsi.net/graphics/style/1/cut-out-player-faces

Guides.
Tribbling basics:
>community.sigames.com/topic/295001-how-to-play-fm-a-twelve-step-guide/

Mentality:
>community.sigames.com/showthread.php/382854-The-Mentality-Ladder-A-Practical-Framework-for-Understanding-Fluidity-and-Duty

Pairs and combinations:
>community.sigames.com/showthread.php/375632-Pairs-amp-Combinations-The-Complete-Series

Creating Tactics:
>community.sigames.com/showthread.php/377489-Creating-A-Tactic-Design-Create-and-Maintain

Team Shape:
>community.sigames.com/topic/401273-what-is-team-shape/


Macca's official /trb/ database:
2015: pastebin.com/uj27eQhe (embed)
2016: pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap (embed)

Old Pastebin:
>pastebin.com/grLucSzY

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=t6mGAuRWBuA
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First for

reeeee I literally just made a new thread

I'll use yours :3

>2 minutes late
y u so slow

Seems bagging goals in Eastern Europe without actually winning anything is more than enough to be nominated Asian player of the year.

>tfw thread will never take off

nigga it's 4am

>Wins CL, Liga and Copa del Rey
>Is beaten by a manager in the middle of nowhere
I don't get awards in FM.

>Not picked for a meme tournament for which only grey players were picked
>Is named Nepal's captain soon after
It helps that Nepal has literally 5 real players including him because I didn't load Asian leagues beside Japan And Australia, and the four others are all garbage. He'd be the best Nepali player even if he had the worst potential roll (he is -7PA).

Yeah I do have stupid expectations. I miss on high potential players like that quite often.

>It is possible to have -1 PA
For the record, that's between 0 and 20. There's even a guy with -1.5 potential.

I like this new OP links.
Also LOL

Is this Sup Forums database?

Going to be on a laptop for the foreseeable future, need new save ideas.

Currently strongly considering Real Madrid

REEEE why can't I register this fuck

it's that time of the year when i download a pokemon game and play it for 8 hours a day and finish it in a weekend
rec me a good pokè game guys

May have missed a penalty but this is some seriously clinical finishing right here

Sacred Gold/Storm Silver. Nails but a refreshing challenge, also mixes up a lot of level-up moves for the better.

here we go
thx dude

>be extremely bad at remembering names
>even my own language names
>try Serbian, Ukrainian and Chinese leagues
>it's even worse, all the names look alike
>can't take pleasure in playing in foreign leagues
>mfw

quick someone give me a meme name to call my pg

>bad at remembering names
>try chinese leagues
well that was a bit stupid tbqh

I just created a save, played like for 20 minutes, said "wtf", and closed the game

kek i once tried to manage the hongkong NT, always fucked up the call-ups because of their names

Damn Daniel

too late m'bro

Should have won 5-0, but of course their goalkeeper gets a 8.0 rating and they convert their 2 chances

...

>should've won 5-0
>CCCs 2-2

I think the mentality link is going to jump in favour of the team shape because it's fairly redundant and the Team Shape guide makes it way clearer... nevermind that you cannot know what the hell the mentality of a player is without using skin mods like pic related.

>still no "Yes, you should be buying the new FM" in the OP

We already had a hard enough time to convince Burter to get on the FM15 train.

has FM ever made a greater prediction that Verratti?

is that an in-game ad?

Freddy Adu

James Rodriguez was breddy gud before he came to Europe.

where is ronaldo going?

jail

paris

Nowhere

Do you snore

Your mum says no

nope thankfully

Like a hog

Ya but women lie, that's the whole problem innit

daniel u seem like about my age, u a student right?

classic bong

I really need a young dm and this guy is available for 40 million euro. Should I buy him? I dont if he is really worth that money

What happens after you die, lads?

ye, starting uni in three months or so, i'm 19 btw

you meet all the regens you've ever rejected and you have to explain to them why you chose one regen after another

you meet up with your old regens

How good are your training facilities/coaching

Mitch Albom covered this already

cool. born& raised in italy?

Impressive training facilities

And all of my coaches are atleast 4*

yup, loyal to my country (not really)

If you've got it in the budget then I'd say go for it, he's never gonna have amazing tekkers but he is only 19, and those mentals and physicals are to die for

i know the feeling

Need a redpill on Panathinaikos Greekbro

you going to uni oj?

ye i'm home on summer break, got one year left. my gf actually just studied abroad in bologna last semester, fun fact

bologna is the best city in italy if you're under 25 desu
youtube.com/watch?v=t6mGAuRWBuA

Nerman
Yaya Sanogo :^^^^)
Kovacic to some extent
Douglas Costa (remember him having 20 long shots and 20 fk taking?)

what did i mean by this?

current sesh hit me hard

What a beautiful sight.

>have a head the side of a huge watermelon
>score endless headers

please nerf

what do you mean lad you've been made a great poacher

inb4 his agent sues you

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>fining players due to dismissals
>wanting their aggression to go down

>not executing players when they dare speak to you

inshallah

exactly

...

>filename
living is just pressing space some thousand times a day anyway

>Burton albion to PSV
wew

mandatory "who streams tonight?" post right here

who streams tonight

WOLSBURG

>in contact with aliens
>substained by Vril

>good cash
>refined training pitch

>great streets to conquer all of europe
>guaranteed made in Germany

What are you waiting for?

>Aggression and Dirtiness are the same thing
Yes I'm unfunny, and here's your (You).

It's that day of the year yet again.

As per usual, they suck.

>Manlet
>No Ecc
>No Det
>Already unhappy about the workload
Only his Rushing Out and decent Vision are nice... and since SI hasn't fixed the bug that sees GK Vision lower throughout their careers... I usually get rid of the players with shit personalities and keep the others even if they're crap, but I'm gonna make an exception for this one.

delete this

>highest potential player
>low determination
this is every intake for me

I had one decent player come through my youth intake.....he's of course at barca now. Stupid Jurgen Klopp and his love for polish potential.

>Letting youngsters leave like that
I have one with decent potential but his tekkers suck and he's a manlet. It would've been fine if he was technically good to compensate for his height.

your hate towards manlets hurts me inside

>Foul Ronaldo stupidly
>This happens
At least I had fun.

I'm 175cm tall myself, but I'm not a Japanese centre-back wannabe with no tekkers.

you could become one day, maybe not japanese but never stop believing

also, where's my crosseyed friend?

I'm around, unpacking my stuff from uni

>i'm not fit for the role but i'll fuck the manager over by trying anyway
typical manlet

what a man
>tfw still see your flag as a brit flag
what's my problem guys

typical shaqiri

Thank God for FM's home bias, I wasn't blown out of the water. I don't think I've lost by more than two goals so far in this save as FM says that my worst loss was 1-3 vs. Farça.

Nah, I have myopia and can't wear contacts. I don't feel like becoming the new Edgar Davids. I can't even juggle a football. I used to play as a keeper as a kid but I quit when my eyesight got worse and when I understood that I wouldn't be tall. I'm more of a tennis enthusiast.

Way to piss on the parade Diego. Atletico now has a 8 points lead on Madrid.

hope we can blacklist agents in 2018

>Check out the Sweden/England Euro U21 game
>see a ridiculous surname
>Ssewankambo
>Wait that seems familiar I had a Ssewankambo when I managed in the Swedish 4th Division for Larje Angereds
>look him up
>played for Larje Angereds
Aint that some fucking shit

I'm playing in the Maltese league and looked up one team and it turned out that Valeri Bojinov, my favourite failed City player, came from there.

...

And on top of things one of them fucked so hard he became an albanian.

that bit where the HoYD refers to himself in the 1st person sounds so narcissistic
probably written by Miles

And I still have 500 seater for my league games. Really hoping for a comfy 15k estadio el bueno from those dirty eurocuck money that we got from qualifying into the group stage.

I checked in the Editor: apparently, as a nearby countries, Slovenia and Albania have decent transfer activity between them.

I don't know who the fuck this Miles person is compadre. You're all ghosts to me.

>dealing with lelbanians
Logic behind that is not comprehendable to me. Slovenians barely pass for real people and then they decide to fuck up this achievement by doing business with albanians i mean Jesus Christ almighty.

>tfw get job offers by literally whos every day

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>he doesn't know Miles "Mike" Jacobson
also, meant to link the post you were linking
any camsites offering?