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>be me
>walking down Edmonton streets
>see 5 subhuman niggers
>think "oh gee more niggers"
>as I walk past they go "hey bitch boi gotta any dat mothafuckin money?"
>stop
>look at them
>be me
>say "Fuck off niggers you guys are subhuman"
>they all go "Da fug u jus say you lil bitch"
>I say "yeah niggers, you're all subhuman"
>one gets all angry and runs at my waist about to tackle me down
>i raise my army and say "Fuck off you primitive savage apes!
>without even touching him the nigger turns around and flees
>the others go "holy fuck" and run away too
>as they're running I say "And dont come back niggers. Edmonton was created by whites for whites, the only thing that is supposed to be black here is the oil!"
>mfw this actually happened
>yfw you realized this actually happened

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As a fellow Edmonton-user... kys.

LOL nigger detected!

LOL niggers are having this thread slid!

You leaves are fucking worse than the Aussies

NIGGER ALERT

Did my story trigger your mind nigger?

no shit, I'm from etown too.

Where'd this happen user? I always stare niggers in the eyes when walking back and they all look down.

Waiting for the day one of them tries to fight me

Well I kinda don't want to tell exactly where this happened because someone here might recognize me and all that, but it's in the very sketchy area. You know what I mean right? If you know Edmonton you will know but if I give an exact spot some user can pinpoint it.

lmao there's all kind of sketch spots you goof.

Abbotsfield, Belvedere, Churchill...

you sound like a bitch

Lol you sound like a bitch. Churchill and Abbotsfield aren't even that sketchy. Everyone there is just a poser and likes to act tough. There are spots where actual crime happens and unfortunately I work there.

you don't roll much in the underworld then.

I sparked a joint on churchill a couple days before christmas last year and some native pint head tried stabbing me because I wouldn't give him a hit.

Crazy shit happens at Churchill

Niggers smell fear. If they said anything to you
it's probably cause you looked like a scared jew.
Stop embarrassing Canada with your queer fantasies.

Oh seriously? Going through there I didn't see much. I don't get involved in illegal things and don't even know how if I wanted. Like I don't want to just ask someone how to get involved in illegal stuff, not that I would want to get involved.

Fuck off queer.

>be me
>love trump
>friend also loves trump
>he brings his trump hat to school
>stupid niggers and "Modern Western" "Females" start shout at us calling us racist
>Nig Nogs start getting pushy
>see libtard females start recording my friend
>ohshitbouttogodown.jpeg
>nig runs by steals hat off of friend's head
> I run and tackle nig.
>he slams into the ground and gets the wind knocked out of him
>put nig in head lock
>bitches rush over to video
>get hat back
>nig still in headlock
>people yelling for me to calm down
>yell "I AM TIRED OF NIGGERS STEALING OUR SHIT"
>CHEERS ERUPT
>i feel like a hero
>mfw
>libtard females laugh about having video
>kick their phone into puddle.
>school has no tolerance policy for videoing fights
>no one can get me into trouble
> I am a legend
>mfw
>school has

if you actually did this congrats, you did what few do and put niggers in their place

now we have several million more to go

>you don't roll much in the underworld then
This is now a cringe thread. Fucking leafs.

>be me
>get government notice about an refugee centre opening nearby
>go to construction site where government workers are busy building the site for those lazy "refugees"
>yell "Hey! They have no place here! there isn't any war in the 5000 kilometers between here and Syria!"
>government employee smirks and turns to me, trying to attack me
>I raise my arms to defend myself and beat him
>The other workers run off screaming
>The entire neighboorhood erupts in cheers, I am the local hero now

True story

burn that fucker to the ground!

ITT: Betas greentext their fantasies.

haha, yes I will next time, haha

Should have just shot it.

>i raise my army

How many stalwart men can you field? Are they stout of heart and strong of arm?

wew somebody has some insecurity issues

Whatever you say, kiddo.

THIS FUCKING THREAD HAPPENED BEFORE!! DEJAVU MANG

>be me in Fredericksburg Va
>nig from school gets expelled for generic reason
>average "fuck 12" nig
>banned from his house by his parents
>tries to break into his parents house at 11:00 pm
>police called by parents
>nig shoots cop nearly killing him (nig only 18)
>next day school breaks into chaos 5 fights in one day (all nigs)
>everyone recalls their memories of nig
>mfw he was on the wrestling team with me
>mfw he acted alfpa zulu chieftan but was beta basement dweller on the mat
>actually got to wrestle him and destroyed him
>mfw the nig went on to critically injure an innocent police officer
>nigs gon nig

look up full story this happened yesterday bros fuck nigs

fredericksburg.com/news/crime_courts/burglary-call-led-to-shooting-of-stafford-deputy/article_e8c890f0-2d5d-11e6-b025-ab071e1669ec.html

damn what a fucking idiot. Turned a trespassing charge into a life sentence without parole probably because he actually believed police officers were going to kill him for being black. Oh the irony.