BRAVO NIKE

BRAVO NIKE

>We want the vape market

>mfw I actually had a Nike cigarette lighter
>mfw no one seemed to notice the fact a sports manufacturer whose primary market is fitness were creating products for one of, if not the most, unhealthy legal pastime there is

yes because it couldn't possibly be a knockoff

>still persisting with this sleeve meme and single stripe
FUCK. OFF. WITH. TEMPLATES. REEE

>2017
>nike

Thank god for the return of the legendary white shorts , but why oh why do they have to ruin it with the white sleeves...

Lighters arent used solely for lighting cancer sticks you know

all soccer players look like faggots. color on sleeves or hot pants makes no difference.

this fucking idiot thinks Nike actually made his lighter.

you like your sports with big athletic negros, am I right?

in tight spandex.

Give 1 reason why the USA should not have this as it's permanent home jersey.

Adidas is better desu

> still persisting with the three side stripes meme

changing the jersey every 2 years brings in more money. it's the only reason

>naruto run

No one cares what you like Cletus. Go jack off to your niggers.

Looks like a training kit

Your country is a training exercise for the big teams in the big competitions.

Terrific banter as always

Because a red diagonal stripe looks even better.

>no 50 stars on the jersey
You guys need a better manufacturer

Agreed

...

because it's boring as fuck. can barely tell you apart from ghana or germany from a distance.

your red and white hooped jerseys are by far the best and are instantly recognisable as american

When we just get your old kit plz it was aesthetic as fuck

What the fuck is that design on the chest? Looks like shit

The Waldos were better.

Thanks desu

Also Gerard Buttler as GK

Those socks are great

>a fucking bra