NEW HANSEN VS PREDATOR

It's time

>I'd marry her, how is that so hard to believe
>you're 44

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I'm pretty sure it's still illegal to fuck a 13yo, regardless of marital status.

>5 minutes in to pizza and chill and she gives you this look

wat do?

a qt

I think she likes playing the little girl

*leans back*
Hoo boy.
*licks pizza off teeth*

someone post a link

>teasing us by saying theres a new hansen vs predator but no link

So do these pedos get sent to jail or what? Yea they're pedos but it's not like they did anything.

>swn be your gf
Life is suffering

She's really cute

The archive exists for a reason
drive.google.com/file/d/0BzOrxWYd9-l2bnluZ0dvQnVwX28/view

Got Dayum

"The cops put his pizza, in the trunk"

kek

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Decoy is for ___

When she asked about the contract I was expecting something interesting like a slave contract not marriage bullshit.

TFW you buy a takeaway pizza and end up in custody and then the pizza gives you the shits


TFW you just wanted a bite to eat

She is a cute. CUTE! ! !

>the moment when you realize your life is over

There should be more shows where people take advantage of retards.

I personally would like to see Chris diversify and do something like leaving poison-laced food around hobos. Preferably something that sends them into funny death throes.

i would gladly go to jail if I could smell her farthole for 2 minutes.

gross user

>Inb4 "Yeah I like this show as much as the next guy, but let's be honest it's definitely entrapment"

"Yeah I like this show as much as the next guy, but let's be honest it's definitely entrapment"

"Yeah I like this show as much as the next guy, but let's be honest it's definitely entrapment"

what's her instagram desu

Is there a youtube link to the latest episode? I can't find one.

Read the thread

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>it's illegal to have sex with that.

This is your brain on Victorian christianity

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doesnt work for me

I can't watch google drive files.

>can't watch google

literal pedophiles.

i bet you use a VPN.

she's legal numbnuts

Jesus Christ

Where's based mommy & daddy decoy?

>Literally brings cheese pizza for a date with a 13 year old
>eats cheese pizza in front of Hansen
>offers cheese pizza to Hansen

Is he one of us?

What a bunch of dumbasses. Why bother with meeting up with underage girls online? This ain't 2000 anymore. Just stalk qts on their Facbooks and Instagrams, find out where they live and go to school so that you can chloroform them in your van and rape them in the woods.

The problem with that plan is that rape is illegal and so the guy would have to murder the girl after. Most guys don't want to murder.

You don't have to murder. Just make sure they're blindfolded while you shank their pussy and asshole. Or drug them up so they aren't conscious during it.

Meeting a girl online is too risky because they know what you look like and can identify you.

Chloroform doesn't work like in the movies. You have to talk with them enough to get them to trust you and then you can offer them a ride home. Once you take a detour into the country she can't say no because of the implications.

You'll leave some sort of DNA in/on their body. The only way to be sure is to dispose of evidence.
If rape had a minimal jailtime, rapists probably wouldn't do anything more than rape. But if you make rape a capital crime they'll murder anyone who could rat on them including the rapee.

>If rape had a minimal jailtime, rapists probably wouldn't do anything more than rape. But if you make rape a capital crime they'll murder anyone who could rat on them including the rapee.
good point teebeeaich

Look up the Peltzman Affect if you want to read more about it. It's basically tied to the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Another good one is making cars more safe resulting in more accidents (but obviously less deaths).

It's pepperoni.

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*misses the point entirely*

You just need to click on it, nigga. Then the Jewtube Video starts.

She doesn't really look all that underage to me, to be honest

do you seriously think we cant follow a link? it doesnt work you faggot.

>he can't play a YT video
All time low

>needing your hand held through everything

Here it is faggot:

youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

nevermind I got it working, my google chrome wouldnt play it for some reason, mozilla firefox is now playing it

I'm rewatching it. The decoy is super cute but she's almost having a full blown panic attack when he first comes in. Get your shit together, girl.

FUCK OFF, SHE'S PERFECT

Considering she's taking the risk getting raped and killed, I'd say her 13-year old character has reason to be nervous.

>killed
nah, these guys are pathetic, not killers
they really think they'll get this 10 year old girl to love them on the internet

t. someone who's run into that a lot

>Tonight, he has a different kind of topping in mind

What did Chris mean by this?

that he's going to be 'topping' someone in the showers soon

pretty funny desu chris

>asking for a friend

HE JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT

funny how quickly you shifted from "we" to "my" once you realized it was your shit causing the problem

The guy wanted pepperoni instead of the usual pineapple/spoiler]

Is there somewhere I can enroll to learn how to lie like this guy?

Serious question, is all pizza in America this shitty?

Why don't the predators just claim they knew they were going to be on tcap so they could bang the legal-age decoys?

The Qur'an

That's a lifelong commitment to tricking yourself into thinking your a good guy, it's not something you just pick up.

>so what if we talked about sex, i wasn't going to do anything
>but i did want to marry her so we could have sex

>West Region
????????

>Sign this contract, then we can plow

that internet scammer show he did was terrible

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The western part of Fairfield, CT maybe?

So many quality reaction images from this video.

Why is so much of this show in Connecticut?

I keep seeing that bottle of OJ and think about the case of volcanic heartburn they are going to get. Then I realized when he asked about booze she said she had vodka and no rum.
So no rum n' coke but screwdrivers and he was hoping to kill her moms supply.
Of course not, but I've been to Connecticut and the pizza there is extraordinarily shitty.

what did she mean by this >?

You'd be surprised.

They featured some neck beard guy on Crime Watch Daily who met with some people for a 3 way. Murdered the guy, tortured the pregnant girl.

>pregnant woman meeting up with strangers off the internet for a threesome
Hopefully she died, or at least her kid did. Disgusting roastie.

>will drive 2.5 hours to try to fuck a minor
>too cheap to buy vodka yourself and instead risking tipping off the mom by drinking all her booze

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well, i should've specified that i meant not all of them

obvious every bunch has a couple of psychos

now i look silly

Can't help but to feel sorry for the guy. His life is fucked now because of some stupid tv show.

Anyone got the link for that article that talked about the lawyer/politician who killed himself while the cameras were rolling?

It was basically about how this kind of witch hunt TV program exists solely to antagonize extremely tragic people. These sad pricks should be in a mental ward.

T.pedophile

Kill yourself you scum

rekt

incredibly rekt

If he wasn't guilty for this sorta thing then why did he kill himself? Why didn't he try to prove his innocence?

Also curious about this. I assume most of them do, but only because they are too stupid to know their rights. I suspect a decent lawyer could get the charges dropped. I'm not even sure what they're being charged with, really.

Because literally nobody will believe you once the accusation is out? Are you fucking 10?

When you deal with psycho killers and fat fucks all day, pervs like this start to look pretty good.

Girl on the left doesn't look like she is a child, so my brain is telling me I am attracted to what I perceive is a nearly fully mature female. I am not attracted to the girl on the left because I believe she is a literal child...

There is the difference. The one on the left does not tell me brain she is a child.

>has the right to remain silent and get a lawyer
>Nah senpai I DINDU NUFFIN
Holy shit people are dumb.
Yeah he didn't belive himself either apperantly you know Cuz he killed himself.

It's more abstract than that.

He was a gay, and probably a pedo as well but those creepy internet losers who go fishing for pedos roped him into it and made first contact with him. Honestly everyone involved in this process just needs to die.

His life had fallen apart just days before all this began, his political campaign had failed ad I think his mom had died as well. There was a team of armed police kicking down his door.

They also found a mountain of child porn on his computer

See

Are you trying to imply that people deserve to be killed for meeting people online...?
>it doesn't matter that your door was open, if I go inside and rob you, it is your fault. Somehow the crime doesn't matter anymore.
kill yourself

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Yeah some pregnant roastie looking to get gangbanged by strangers deserves to die lol