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Draft on Friday June 23.

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pongs 3peat desu senpaitachi

first for butt holes

>Old thread: (Cross-thread)
FAGGOT

FAGGOT

FAGGOT

what is this reddit?

nth for godsby not shaking drumpfs hand

Caps will win the cup

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

When the penguins go to the whitehouse

Who is the most likely to not go?

I don't think anyone will sit out like Tim Thomas

I'm a conservative and even I think Thomas acted like a nigger

*i accidentally posted at end of last thread fuck*

Kunitz maybe. He's the one involvef with the LGBTQ community

Kunitz will go. I seriously doubt any Penguin will skip the trip for political reasons.

It really is a bitch move especially if you're an American (do all the players go or just Americans?). If you don't like the president, show up and tell him to his face why.

this isn't apehoop or handegg dude, they will just go and have fun because they're human beings not apes

Why are goalies always the biggest head cases?

LGBTQKunitz what a fag

Why does every hockey player who associates himself with Pride shit end up having their career fall apart

Brent Sopel
Ben Scrivens

Etc.

It's the faggot curse

Don't know

Tim Thomas is a little crazy for me (his Facebook posts look like they are written by a schizophrenic )
I'm a Christian to and I think he's loopy

This one time I swear to God Tim Thomas was posting on Sup Forums

he looks like a skinnier version of what i imagine Sup Forums looks like
ugly fat mentally ill pasty dudes

>Sup Forums
>white

>enters thread
>my friends from finland are not here
>exits thread

Pens now have 2 years to win one cup to become the first cap era dynasty.

Kind of scares me that murrays injury was a hamstring tear. You don't want to Fuck up your hamstring

THICC

T H I C C

ThIcC.

Being a caps fan in pittsburgh is suffering

>caps fan in pittsburgh

that's like living next door to the world's most delicious pizza parlor but insisting on eating mcdonalds every day

I'm from DC so I'm rocking the red til I die. Sometimes random people just bust out laughing when they see me in caps gear. There's booing and banter too but I'm too beta to talk smack

What the fuck is tampa thinking

It's actually fucking nuts he was able to return a month later and play at the level he did. It must not have been a very serious tear.

Reloading for 18-19

you seem too pathetic for me to even continue making fun of, so i guess have a nice night pal

Whats wrong with 17-18

No lie I think there's a good chance I'm one of the people who burst into treats laughing at you before.

they're all going. the only athletes to ever make a fuss about visiting the White House are niggers and Tim Thomas.

Nashville already has it in the bag

Great draft class. Dahlin is a generational dman.

One day bro, we'll be the ones laughing

Anyone ever own this?
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why bother with that, when you could just play the true God-tier hockey vidya gaem

...

>I'm a Christian to
Where?

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reminder he tore his hamstring before the first game of the playoffs and still put up 3 shutouts in 2 rounds

gonna miss him.

>Montreal is shopping Galchenyuk
Is Marc Bergevin retarded? They were 15th in scoring last season and are going to lose Radulov. Even with Drouin they barely improve if Radulov walks. They have a real chance to lock down a great 1C/2C combo with Drouin and Galchenyuk for a decade. But no, frogs gonna frog

my confidence in stevie y and coops is slowly falling

I thought droin was a lw

Non denominational

Grew up going to catholic school

Became an edge lord when I was 17 until I was 20

And for the last 8 years I've shifted from Lutheran to Orthodox.

>it was just meme magic!
Preds - Pongs rematch next stan lee

He's been all over the place. Neither him or Bergevin committed to playing wing at the press conference and Montreal basically has no functional centers since they refuse to use Galchenyuk

Therrien had the best win ratio since Pat Burns and they traded him for an obese retarded fuck who likes to bully aspiring superstars and destroy their self-esteem. Not too optimistic even if Drouin is goat.

Trade Price, Pacioretty and Weber desu.

>the minnesota wild

I like Fleury, but can't say I'm going to miss him for very long.

SAY that to my face

Dear Pensfags,

I haven't been to Pburgh since I was like 5 years old but I'll be up there visiting family this weekend. Since I missed the victory parade, what Stan Lee shenanigans is your city going to have for me to get into?

>Is Marc Bergevin retarded?
"Yes." They play Galchenyuk as a winger even though their next highest scoring centre was PAUL FUCKING BYRON

They're putting the refpuck play from game 6 on a projector, on a loop all night. Side of the arena. Saturday night

You're kind of lucky you missed the parade, unless you were looking forward to sitting in traffic for 5 hours on your way in. Should probably just hit up a Pirates game or something.

Then I hope they've legalized public masturbation

Man even good baseball bores the shit out of me.

Lucic - Draisaitl - Puljujärvi
Maroon - RNH - Eberle

Name a better top 6 in the NHL right now

Nobody actually watches the game. It's just for the view.

lololololololololol

>his smile and optimism: gone

Forsberg - Johansen - Arvidsson/Neal
Subban - Josi - Rinne

t. Hongcouver, Cowtown or Torontistan

Top 6 is first and second line my Nashville friend :)

>eberle
>edmonton oiler 2018
;)

Unironically Toronto
-Chinkcouver

Komarov - Kontiola - Kapanen
Brown - Matthews - Hyman

it's good but i don't know..

>Jesse Lake
>Entering the NHL ever again

Ummm no sweetie....

I unironcially believe that the oilers are the best team in the western conference and will be in the finals next Stan lee

They were ref pucked and should have been in conf finals this year

>Tfw already missed a meme trade

FUCK. I did not think it would get real this fast.

McDavid vs Crosby 2018

Book it.

Post your faces when Crosby gets styled on even though he has refpuck on his side

>every time my team loses it's cuz of refpuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this meme is so stale that begun to decompose

will we hit 300 this year? canucks are already down

should just go to Canadian parliament, invite the warriors over. anyone but the NFL champ since we haven't stolen the bills yet

yes. AI was bugged as fuck, me and a friend played, scored on eachother, then endless OT and the goalies wouldn't let any puck in no matter what shit we pulled

we will fuck it up. pick up a big goonie guy, ruin our chemistry then the NHL will ref legit next year and we will get sweeped while having to PK

>playing wilson clubs
wew

please no more bullying

>i rate kippers

I've never said anything about ref puck

But allowing a goal where a goalies pad is being held down and he can't make a save .
That's ruled good...

Proves it's rigged

which team is always doomed to do badly?

There is literally no future in Vancouver, not even any hope

Any team from Buffalo
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Johansen Forsberg Arvidsson
Neal Fisher Fiala

Guentzel Crosby Sheary
Kessel Malkin Oshie

>MUH KESSEL
>MUH HORNQUIST

It's literally Murray, Crosby, Malkin, in that order. Either you accept that or you return back to /curling/.

Goin to have to agree

Vancouver is so laughably bad and will always be

yes, when you go insane

McSecondary is the most overrated player in the league

You ok greece?

>gets styled on

Does McProphet even deke bro? He just accelerates like that kid from Mighty Ducks 2.

did kipp die?

Don't respond to her

yes, replying to that other user in the argument about who was most valuable in the Penguins.

also, post post season memes

and then SWOOOOSH onto the glass, he gets his bones fractured and the referee shouts "FUCK YOU YOU 'RE GETTING AN EMBELLISHMENT" but tfw you realise he's talking to the glass.

IN THE SUMMERTIME, WHEN THE WEATHER IS HOT

>McDavid is just le skate fast and pass man

No.

not only that, he's just le skate fast and SECONDARY touch of the puck man

Do NOT respond to grease