Burgers don't learn calculus until they get to college

>burgers don't learn calculus until they get to college
Why are burgers so dumb?

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They offer calculus in high school

>offer
>not compulsory

>Needing a high school teacher to learn calculus
Stay pleb

I learned it in high school, faggot

Thats called "freedom"

>Literally lying on the internet to try to forget you live where you do
I'll let you have your fun

I literally am the worst person at math ever. I don't even remember how to do long division or what BEDMAS stands for.

the only people who take calculus in high school are kids planning to go into science careers. this is the way it should be

>BEDMAS
You...you mean PEMDAS?

I'm like that, too, worst thing is the only degrees with high demand around here are the ones related to science and shit like that.

Math is for nerds and fags

Don't even know what Bedmas stands for dude, and I don't know what pemdas is

Basically I can add and subtract money in my head sometimes that's all I've ever needed math for. Also phones have calculators now. Shame you need it for a potential high demand career

Sure thing yank

>he can't derive and integrate

You fucks are pathetic

I bet you have really soft hands

The only reason anybody anywhere would voluntarily learn calculus is because they're so unfuckable and unlovable that they have absolutely zero chance of ever getting laid and being happy in a healthy male-female relationship.

Yes
>asshurt because stupid

wat

Mathematics is the language of the universe. If you wouldnt be such small humans, you could appreciate the importance and the beauty of maths. But then again, even if you could, it just describes the earthly world, nothing above. But maybe one will understand more of the things outside of this physical world, while learning about it.

unironically this, but i did calculus in high school

>a science illiterate society is the way it should be

I see nothing wrong on that kids test

>Burger smuggling cheap drugs from Canada detected

N-no I swear, I-I love foreskin and pooteen

>have """"""freedom"""""""
>no one goes to school
>country becomes illiterate
>land of the free, home of the brave

the memes write themselves

>be yank
>have to pay for 20 different exams go get into college
>get into debt before even making it into college

>when a yank didn't go to school and thinks that freedom is a synonym for anarchy

Singapore is a wise nation.

>be Singaporean
>get 99/100 on test
>no one will ever hire me because of autistic Confucian ideals
>depression hits and commit suicide

>>depression hits and commit suicide
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

>Singapore
number 112

>USA
number 48

This is literally not true though

>having a country so shitty you have to make things up on a Burmese fossil identification forum

>tfw failed college algebra twice before finally passing with a low c

My high school literally didn't offer calculus. The highest class was pre calculus and there were like 5 people in it.

>he went to a nigger school

What shit state do you live in?

Oklahoma

Hahahahahaahaha

>americans cant do fourier and laplace transformations

Hey I just live here, I don't go in for any of the state pride nonsense.

This
>being proud of being born in a certain arbitrarily drawn square

>brainlet trying to justify his brainletness

Mostly the low IQ kiddies who can't into unforgiving education system and decide to kill themselves.

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Don't die