AFL THREAD

TONIGHT. North will get inched out in a good contest by a more determined side in St Kilda.

Predictions for the match:
Jarrad Waite will go missing for most of the game but Ben Brown will stand up for North and kick 3-4 goals.

Marley Williams will rack up 25+ disposals in the back half.

Billy Longer will get slaughtered in the ruck and then crunched in a bone rattling tackle which may kill his career.

Bruce, Membrey and Weller will relish not having Spuddy McCartin clogging up their forward line and combine for 8 goals.

Koby Stevens will play like dynamite in his best game for his new club.

Nick Riewoldt will have a solid comeback and be instrumental in the win, but we won't be seeing a BOG performance.

FINAL SCORE:
St Kilda 13.11 89 def North Melbourne 11.12 78

Brownlow votes:

1. Koby Stevens
2. Jack Steven
3. Marley Williams

based rc

Basedbane tbqh lads.

who /dabloos/ here?

I G G Z

Objectively the worst team in the comp.

Objectively the most autistic coach in the comp.

Filterfags irrevocably BTFO by our tripGODS.

They WILL unfilter this thread, they WILL post in this thread, and they WILL SEETHE.

rude

did the eagles win

Love these threads. The image in the OP has a nice 80s vibe about it.

Good work RC

projectorvirgin on suicide watch

HEAVE HO UNNA

Put your fucking trip on you pathetic cunt

Dont really follow afl but put a cheeky 20 on the Roos, hope Brett Harvey has a big one

>he tipped /saints/ again
season confirmed absolutely over, may as well go for picks 2 and 3

If you're a gambling degenerate get on Norf on sportsbet with the 24 point special where you win if they lead by 24 points at any time before they inevitably >NORF

>This offer excludes residents of NSW, SA, & WA
Thanks

fuck I hate it when Norf wins

Don't worry you'll save money. No way North will get up by 4 goals in this match.

>>>/nrl/

>t-the saints are d-due
every normie this week

I'm already in there dickhead.

>>>/nrl/

>St Kilda 13.11 89 def North Melbourne 11.12 78
Putting 100 on Norf now.

Every normie will be guaranteed a correct tip then.

>the absolutely aborted mental state of virginity cuck after having his narrative utterly and irredeemably blown to fucking shreds last night
LEEJUN on destroying poothetic tripcunts watch

elite post

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

I was "literally" about to hit post as yours popped up, good work mate

loving your work lately, lad

Bit gay lads.

I like Josh Bruce, so I don't have an issue with your image.

What I do have an issue with is the plebocratic hivemind of leejun. The sooner Centrelink forces you off the dole the better.

bit homophobic mate

>ben brown kicking 3/4 goals


uhhh...

Yeah, it's a pretty good fucking promo, norf should come out guns blazing early and hopefully not norf it

North will win every quarter with the possibly exception of losing q4 (not the game) screencap this

>ben brown is SHIIIID xD xD
plebocrat detected

reminder that XDXDposting is the surest sign of a mental midget

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BEST ABORTED NARRATIVE WATCH/JOSH BRUCE FILENAME POWER RANKINGS
1. your tip rate is worse than this guys kicking from 3m out
2. tfw your accidental poetry succinctly destroys terrible narratives better than booze and sleeping tablets destroyed james hird
3. the only thing that needs to be rigged is a pulley system that can officially hang you from the rafters
4. the destruction of a narrative has ascended to the eternal plane, unlike RC's """""god"""""
5. and so this is how the next one goes out - not with the bang of the chair being kicked out from underneath, but with a whimper of feeble defence from constant derision
POWER GAP
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For me, it's Lewis Jetta

Ben Brown is shit though.

Reminder that "XD XD" posting is a clear sign of a mental midget.

just a whole lot of edgy rubbish. No wonder leejun laps it up.

Reality Check is a liar and a thief.

>abo-killer crying about edginess
kek
KEK
K E K

Reality Check has a little willy.

Hes becoming an unstoppable force, If north pull some shit and snag dusty and kelly they will have an amazing team

Reality Check has no friends.

That was a life or death situation. Something you'll experience when you remember the doctor said you can't eat more than 10g of fat per day.

I really want to suck on Jane Bunn's tits

Reality Cunt heard that circumcision makes his dick look bigger but he doesn't want to have it done.
Why not, Reality Cunt? Isn't losing tips what you're all about?

Reality Check is Jarryd Strafford.

Depends how you define "Friends"

Reality Check was a loner in school and needed an aide to help him write in English and shit.

elite truth bomb

Reality Cunt went to America and paid $100 for a meal. He gave the waiter just one dollar after finishing his meal.
Even in America, Reality Cunt fails at tipping

>ling commentating a saints game again
fucking hell

noice.

Fuck, I actually agree with Straffo. Should I just end myself now?

Any of you lads got that pic of Langers daughters tits

>not understanding Pulp Fiction
>not understanding Kill Bill
Go be a brainlet elsewhere

Nothing wrong with helping out a bro by copping a bit of cock in the mouth.

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and Inglorious Basterds are all tarantino films I like.

Reality Check was laughed off the building site because he turned up in an automatic SS ute.

Reality Check was so traumatised by this he has never attempted to get another job.

m8, he predicted the congressman getting shot and the following reaction
his tips and day-to-day opinions are elite

>Inglorious Basterds
this was shit

Royalty Christ

trip on

Reality Check cried while he lost his virginity to a strange, middle aged Italian man named Giuseppe in a dark, cold, damp back alley.

Based elite muscular RC

Reality Check followed Jessica Mauboy home one day and got the shit kicked out of him by her bodyguard.

trip on

Objective power rankings of Tarantino films:

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2
4. Jackie Brown
5. Inglorious Basterds
6. Django Unchained
7. The Hateful 8
8. Grindhouse

Anything else out there I haven't seen.

Think it happened on Lygon Street, but then again there's lots of asshurt wogs there these days

ELITE opinions, as per usual.

trip on

Reality Check was disowned by his father for liking Matchbox Twenty.

You've just inspired me to do some karaoke mate.

this sports banter with bruce is autism personified

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>TONIGHT. North will get inched out in a good contest by a more determined side in St Kilda.
FUCK YOU RC

>norf

yes but this is a blue board, friendo

Who here /baz/?

ELITE MUSCULAR REALITY CHRIST

Reality Check had his bicycle wheels stolen while he was in the brothel.

Do you mean poo poorin?

I'm surprised his nose doesn't completely throw off his balance to make him unable to ride a bike.

looks like koksal baba here

My older sister was telling me the other day how she was cracked onto by old /baz/ during his days at West Perth.

spoiler image it m8

which daughter of his is that?

The one with fake tits.

Jess Langer

Reality Check is a manlet.

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Reality Check was bullied by Indigenous kids at school and now claims to have slaughtered them personally.

I thought he was at least 6'4?

Reality Check is 4'11"

brutal

Reality check is actually straffo