/mlb/ general- summer edition

Summer is here
Baseball is here
Everything is ok my mlb friends

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Royals

mariners

how to tell if someone is a cubs bandwagoner

>cant name one hof'er
>doesnt actually watch any games
>cant name starting lineup
>gives up when the cubs are anywhere below first

1stros

Angels bro, see you later today. I'm gonna go choke the chicken.

Posting and then going to sleep. Hope your thread is up in the morning my AL west buddy.

How should we celebrate our pal Oakland's win tonight?

Kek. Didn't need to know that. Cya tomorrow. Be there or be square

good night little buddy

please tell me im not the only cubs fan heya. if so good night and the indians blew a 3-1 lead

Not even a cubs fan and i can name most of this

Let's throw them a little party, mr spaceman can even come.. Springer can't though

also mfw people are using my pictures

you forgot one
>lives in chicago

What was the best era of MLB uniforms and why was it the 1970s?

I'm bringing Springer whether you like it or not, my guy

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I know this stuff better than how a girls body looks

exactly. living in chicago and liking a different team when the cubs sucked is what happened when i visited illinois. then when i went to go see game 3 i see every chicagoan wearing cubs gear.

me too. i can name each starting batter in the lineups average and hrs too.

>I'm bringing Springer
NO! he is a terrible guest

so you barely know it?

i give this a 6/10 a bit above average but not quite on the money, suffers from unoriginality

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/los-ángeles/

Ducks?

Forgot pic
Pls beat the Cards

whoa! easy there! the 3rd, 4th place NL central team is no joke!

>orioles fans

We have a magic pact to play down to opponents and ruin tanks, as explains the series at big red dog park.
I do hope the Cards recent streaks without Os only being good at home makes for a watchable series for anyone.
We lucked out on JMast and Lackey 3 years ago

Cubs ""fans"" are notorious bandwagoners. Go Diamondbacks!

70s era sports attire was GOAT, I have a couple game program's that my dad gave me from the 70's they look cool as sh*t

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>watch 1975 World Series
>3 and a half hours
>12 inning game
>Luis Tiant throws to Pete Rose. Pete Rose drops in a base hit to shallow center. Two seconds later Tiant is already throwing a pitch to Ken Griffey. Ump calls strike. Next pitch is thrown.

>watch Oakland vs. Yankees three hours ago
>about 5 hours
>10 innings
>Sonny Gray goes back and forth on signs with Vogt..... nothing..... Gary Sanchez needs a break! .......... Ump needs a break! .... Gary Sanchez fouls ball against knee and walks around in circles! .....

honestly what needs to be done to improve the speed of the game is to say "stop being so anxious you overpaid pussies". The rules of baseball are not the problem.

Kyle Tucker
Derek Fisher

Riley Pint
Ryan Castellani

Alex Verdugo
Willie Calhoun

Carson Kelly
Luke Weaver

>when a dodger fan thinks he can talk shit
congrats indians on being an actual good team and shutting up these LA homos

>The Giants are the 2nd worst team in baseball with Cueto, Moore, Samardjiza, the 3rd highest paid closer in baseball along with an All-Star former MVP catcher, an All-Star 1B, 2 gold glovers in the middle, and an All-Star 3B

Is Madison Bumgarner really the best pitcher in baseball?

>Report: Kerry Wood discovered a dead body Monday

wat

Tony Gwynn died 3 years ago today

press F to pay your respects

calling boomer and carton rn as james from the bronx to ask if they think a horse is an athlete

David Ortiz has the all time record for slugging%. Who is second all time?

Pro tip: He is currently playing

how many ABs to qualify? it's gotta be miggy or pooholes I struggle to think of anyone else who is currently playing

The player has been in two world series. But Pujols and Miggy are imcorrect

i was rused by the great DAVID ORTIZ lads

Oh crap. I forgot to mention it was specifically in the world series

I forgot the conditions that allow me to brag. Apologies

>pooholes and miggy are 11th and 17th respectively in all-time career slugging%
>not the other way around

well I learned something today

im gonna take a wild shot and say what is fat panda

Quarterly reminder of ONE STRIKE AWAY TWICE

Good guess. But no. The player isn't known for being a power hitter, but he has had good pop

Hosmer

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The answer is Chase Utley, with 7 home runs in 11 games(5 in the 2009 series). All but two of his hits were home runs.

And a .795 slg

should've stated how many PAs to qualify or whether they have to play in multiple eries baka desu

bbref qualifies bonds and he has 1.294

>Just checked other team's scores from last night
>The pueblo of los doyers

>Stankees BTFO by the fucking Athletics

What the fuck happened yesterday?

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>the jew york stankees

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Athletics fans think they're relevant in any way, and that yesterday nights game wasn't due to a binder blunder

>9 foot tall bobble head Rollie Fingers

This is the stuff of nightmares.

He looks like a bad PS3 rendering.

That isn't Rollie

>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

This is Rollie

>SOON

This is Ricky

YAKS FANS SEETHING

These are scary as fuck.

>yankee fans had to stay up until almost 3 am to see their team blow it in the most embarrassing way possible in the 10th inning to a bottom feeder team

I'm so fucking tired of this website and this general in general I'm never coming back and nothing you guys say or do will change my mind or bring me back.

>Thornburg out for the season
>Brewers got Shaw for literally nothing
why am I not surprised

>the O's are so shit they somehow found a way to halt our tank
>back on the road now
That was just a temporary pit stop, no biggie.

I don't blame you, the shit posting isn't even good. They constantly try to tell me that the Dodgers are irrelevant, but then get ecstatic whenever they lose. They say Kershaw sucks, but then get ecstatic any time he doesn't pitch well. They claim to not be obsessed, but are unhealthily obsessed. They're doing the same for the Yankees now, so good luck.

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>no news

You're making us look bad, faggot op.

>Us 12's

>Athletics are DFAing Trever Plouffe
>a 3rd basemen with better stats in contact, power and fielding than Sandoval
>Yet Pablo Sandoval still starts games for the Red Sox

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is he getting arrested in that pic

I fucking wish

>that unnerved look on Price's face
Is he thinking about Gary Sanchez?

Hi Red Sox

F

We'll trade you Pablo Sandoval and Rusney Casillo for Frazier

Mostly so Sale has another friend in the dugout

Getting deported

So i went to bed early and the Rox were up 9-1 and I woke up and they won 10-9 with a walk off hit in the 9th. wat happened?

Injuns.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

makes it even better after they shitposted in our thread all game

YAKKITTY YAK

I close

my

eyes

You can only respond to this thread if your team has a pitcher with at least 23 saves and at least 1 win

not so fast everyone else

Rock1es
>inb4 Pebbles

PFFFFT

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I'm down for a rumble royale wild card match tbqh brothers

The Ninny League WILL defend being baseball's version of the RiggedBA, sad!

When the inevitable Dudders collapse happens who is going to take WC2? I'm guessing Cards.

>A's somehow below us

we still in it boys

>rags

Reminder that the Rockies are only going to get better
>starting catcher made season debut last night after breaking his arm in spring training
>ace pitcher set to return next week after breaking his foot in mid April
>starting left fielder expected to return sometime after the all-star break after cracking a rib in spring training

They've got the best record in the NL and they've done it all without two everyday starters and their ace pitcher, not to mention another rotation pitcher getting cancer and the absurd amount of injuries the rest of the team has already suffered

>AL: 504 total wins, bottom feeder teams are still actually in it
>NL: 485 total wins, the playoff structure is basically determined right now and it's not even ASG break time

>three (3) teams with 40+ losses

*teleports behind you*

No El Gary tonight, fellas. Looks like another loss.

>Only person hitting is out
>Absolutely no bullpen
>Yankees suck on the west coast in general
This weekend couldn't end any fucking sooner. I'm sure Girardi will find another way to fuck things up too.

New York sucks lol