What would you do?

What would you do?

Murder assholes on my list and make it look like an accident

>work with a partner
>go to Las Vegas casinos
>have partner place big bet on red or black roulette wheel table so the payout is 2:1
>make the ball stop on the color the bet sits on
>make mad profit doubling our cash twice
>move on to next casino
>do it again
>then again
>then again
>and so on
>after one day and a few dozen casinos all accessible just by walking we'd have a few hundred grand in cash
>doubling the cash on two spins and then leaving keeps suspicion off our backs
>wait a week or two
>do it all over again

Your partner will get his fingers broken messing around like that

Fuck his eyehole

> Hurr I'll steal, rape and shit
It's like you faggots never think of the more hilarious applications. Like going into a mental asylum and whispering in the patients ears, then you whisper the same thing to the nurses.
Recreating the plot of Harry Potter 2 by writing shit in books people are reading.
Assuming anything that enters your body becomes invisible, you could start sucking on people's fingers and toes and make them freak the fuck out when they feel their appendages becoming moist and disappearing.
Walking straight in the white house during a presidential nation wide announcement, taking a pair of used panties out of your ass and sticking it in the president's face.
Making dogs fly in the middle of the street by running really fast.
Making spiders fly and throwing them at people.
Walking around with a sheet on your head and waiting for someone to uncover you.
There's so much fun pranks to play and all you guys want to do is stealing and raping.

Pretty much what says.

Don't get greedy. Lose for a couple of turns and then make a nice but not outrageous win that recoups your losses and gives you a tidy profit. Nothing that attracts attention. Cash out and quit while you're ahead.

Rape is something I'd only do if I could get away with it, but it's impossible. There's bound to be some form of physical evidence like semen, pubic hair, etc.

Pranks would be cool but nothing that would make people suspicious. Don't get caught being recorded and uploaded on Youtube or else the government would track your ass.

Hang out at fat girls' houses and every time they try to eat something just take a little bit of it. And do little things like moving the remote all the time so they have to get up and move around. I just want to help them better themselves, you know? And then when they're thin and hot I can watch them change and touch them while they sleep. Everybody wins.

>two spins
>betting on the red or black and not the numbers
>foolproof for two spins

I already covered that, son. 2 spins with betting on the colors and doubling the money is not enough to trigger a massive security blitz wondering how someone could possibly bet on red/black and win one time then bet on red/black and win a second time then walk away, it just doesn't work like that.

If needed we could do just one spin and double it then move on but two spins is more efficient considering. Not hanging around for more than 2 spins also ensures a crowd won't gather because 2 wins in a row is not considered to be "a run on the table" by any means.

They'd only break someone's fingers if HE was caught cheating and since he's standing well away from the wheel itself and it's visually obvious he can't have any effect on the outcome for 2 spins it's still a safe bet (pun intended).

Guaranteed money, minimal risk for him, it's all on me in that situation.

I would live the hermit life in the woods without worrying about predators finding me.

rape everything

same shit he did, but with swag

jumping on my big league

Has he no eyes or something?

yes, he lost them in the war

probably sniff some cute girl's feet while she's sleeping

Push over random children in the street, there's nothing funnier than a small child falling over

I think the worst thing I would do is probably just jerk off in the middle of the street and shit like that.

I genuinely don't want to do anything to hurt anybody, and I don't really want to steal anything either.

He identifies as an invisible father.
He's trans-parent

lel

But your jizz and pubes would be invisible

Shorting stocks of a food company and take a shit in their factory the same day.

TOP KEK

Fart in people's mouths.

Fuck you Carlos

Ride a bike around the place so people would be like "whooao, ghost bike! ghost bike!", and then buy the domain name ghostbike

fucking carlos

Become my Skeleton form and spook people walking the street.

>not buying the domain first
ONE JOB

Eat a ton of beans then go wait on an elevator in an office building. Wait for more than one person to get on and then start farting really loudly.

listen mate my job is being invisible and riding bikes not making plans

Walk around in public and start shit.

Press the cross walk buttons at busy lights, grab girl's butts in busy places with another guy near them to pass blame, figure out some way to activate automatic doors when no one is around, hold automatic doors closed to see if people walk into them, place random items in people's shopping carts when no one is looking...

holy shit my sides

How would you make it look natural?

The tricky thing is how are you even gonna feed yourself? You can't buy food like normal people because then you get caught and put back into a science lab. You can't keep stealing because then they will see the video tapes and keep following you until you fall into one of their traps.

Rape my ex gf in front of her mom

just turn visible, retard.

Just steal from peoples' houses instead of stores

Vote for Trump

you could easily survive on semen

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lot's and lot's of rape

>find out how to launch nukes
>wipe certain """cultures""" from the face of the earth completely

You could just order food to your house and have it delivered through a hatch. Pay by credit card.

Buy a VW Beetle, paint it like Herbie and drive around.

You know you can put your clothes,mask,glasses on and get visible right?

all you have to do is wear clothes, put skin colored powder on your face, put on a wig maybe and sunglasses.

Become the international terror known as "the hovering gun" and "the hovering rpg".

I'll whisper things to people while they're home alone, subtly move furniture, and eat their food for months at a time slowly driving them insane. I'll tell them I'm the devil and when they're at their weakest, I'll convince them to do terrible things in order the drive the devil away.

Those repeating digits seem to indicate that you are telling the truth

Rape and steal female celebrity turds to rub over myself while masturbating

Everyone would do some perverted rapey shit. If you say otherwise you're a liar.

Ideally I would find some hot /x/tier chick and convince her I'm a ghost or her lover in the previous life. That way I would get emotional connection without raping all the time

those all suck btw, your not funny, go back from whatever shithole you came.

Find girls playing with a Luigi board and turn their fun into an exploration into lesbianism

The problem is that even if they can prove you're a rapist because you've left gobs of semen behind, they still need to be able to catch you and lock you up. Unlike movies, real life cops, courts, and prisons are not equipped to deal with superhuman, invisible men, nor would they ever believe that you are one. The most that would happen, should you go the rape route, is that the cops would be on the lookout for someone who looks like the last known pic of you when you were visible. You would never be caught no matter how much evidence you leave behind.

you cant DNA test invisible cum and pube

why one girl when you can find a whole coven a tell them your a demon or something

Even better senpai

(:

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>You can't keep stealing because then they will see the video tapes and keep following you until you fall into one of their traps.
Yes, you can. No one is going to see video tapes, say "I've got it! We're being robbed by an invisible man!", and get the FBI to set up elaborate traps to catch you. In real life, a certain amount of shit goes missing from stores all the time. Just don't steal all of your food from the same place all the time and no one will ever even notice. If you're that paranoid, just go to someone's house and eat all the food in their kitchen. Avoid homes with dogs, though. They'll smell you and eventually start licking your balls.

>Unlike movies, real life cops, courts, and prisons are not equipped to deal with superhuman, invisible men, nor would they ever believe that you are one.

You're naive. If you're lucky nothing happens, like you said, but if the wrong person finds clues about you being an invisible person you'd have a black ops military science team equipped with infrared goggles on your ass in no time. Then you end up in some testing facility and probably wish you'd be dead.

Holy shit that's good.

> anything other than rape

Shiggy diggy

>You're naive.
I know this may seem insane to you, but there's an actual real world out there that's nothing like your animus. Leave your house.

fuck you, trump will make anime real.

You seriously believe if the government or military got wind of an invisible person walking around they would just leave him be? That's pretty naive I'd say.

Just play at a table with a few people there. It's not like they are going to accuse your partner of having an invisible man stop the ball. Are you people fucking retarded?

You date a blind girl and then whenever she tries to introduce you to people just stay perfectly silent so people think she's crazy

Call the FBI and tell them you were raped by an invisible man. They'll send someone but it'll be to cite you for making a bullshit report not to send the Ghost Busters

have sex with amber heard

>Luigi board

I'd kick a mime artist to death, so at least he'd die with everybody thinking he was great at his job

True. But if there is camera footage and dna evidence of multiple instances, sooner or later someone will get suspicious.

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Panic because now I'm blind as shit and no one can see me.

Fondle that short haired girl while she sleeps.

holy shit my sides

Make an autist believe he has a demon following him by whispering in his ear etc

The material theft, gambling hustle, and rape would get old after a while. After a while I'd go for the shits n giggles - starting with the shits.

>poop is now invisible
>for a month straight eat MREs without proper hydration
>in one day switch entirely to a liquid/applesauce/kale shake/banana/puree diet
>go to worst ex's house
>knock on door, bend over
>explode a month's worth of cannon packed shit onto her/whoever she was fucking's face
>as they scream run into house (still dropping logs like a lumberjack on roids)
>invisible shit fucking everywhere, everyone puking and slipping but doesn't know why
>I'm not done yet
>go to bosses house
>the same, but take it a step further and drop invisishits in her keurig, in her ice maker, in her dogs house, every purse, every other fucking thing i hate about her
>still going (remember, this is a month's worth of colon rupturing fecal gore)
>go to NY b/c population density and how much I hate 9/10ths of every progressive faggot in that whole fucking fuckuppance of a shitopia
>go to top of Empire state, drop Invisishits capable of murder
>people screaming, dying of some invisible demon that smells like death and pureed asparagus
>news reports come out, find nothing - proceed to shit in their vans whilst they try to film the mayhem
>invisishit in vegan buffets
>invisishit in modern art museums, spreading it on the already shitwork they classify as art
>head to DC, invisishit in every congressional seat the night before they come into work
>nation in uproar over invisible fecal refuse as emergency bills are passed and controls handed over to Covert Contingency planners
>they think they're safe underground
>maybe, maybe not


Idk.

Nothing because since I'm invisible light will pass through my retinas so I'd be blind and thus unable to do jackshit.

Seriously invisibility is more like a handicap than a superpower.

I'd reveal myself on a talk show or something, become openly famous in order not to be unjustly experimented on by the governments of the world (which I'd be happy to assist in an ethical manner). Then, I'd offer my services to films and theater. A lot of practical effects can be made easier with an invisible man lending a hand.

You'll die from a ripped colon if you tried that.

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>that fat fucking face
If he isnt a pedo, i will eat my own asshole.

Let's be honest, probably break into peoples houses and sniff dirty panties while masturbating

I'm not sure what you're talking about user but I've forgotten his name and hope that somebody here could tell me it

Checked and under rated kek

>but if the wrong person finds clues about you being an invisible person
is this nigger serious. real life isnt an anime

>you're fucking invisible
>you choose to cheat casinos

how fucking boring can you be?

Travel the world for free.
Create hauntings and other weird phenomena.
Fuck with self proclaimed psychic mediums and the overly religious.
Do a little good now and then to balance things out.
I wouldn't have it in me to rape, but I might jerk off now and again while playing the creeping peeper.

Trump hates anime. Sorry to break it to you

>literally free money
what's your one weird trick to make a million dollars then?

Go home and fap 2bh.

>walk in a mall food court and flip everyone's trays and push everyone standing up over

>Walk in to a hospital and randomly shout YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTER

>actually rape one of those lying attention whores on twitter that always say they got rapped but their local police deny any reports

>Walk behind Trump and plant cocaine in his pocket and start a controversy

>watch a lot of attractive girls I know irl shower and watch them shit

>find celebrities on talk show appearances and hide in their car going home, now I know where they live and also have infinite access to their houses

>find out where Kanye West lives and whisper "you killed your mom nigga" into his ears atleast 3 times a day

>find out where emma watson lives and whisper "im gonna kill you in your sleep" every day for a month and watch her fall into madness

>Taylor swift, feed her butter when she's sleeping and watch he get nice and chubby

I can go on for years

>You rape a chick, most likely at night
>It was too dark to see
>They collect DNA evidence

Invisible aside, they will at least start a file on the rapist going around.

>Two or three surveillance cams of you picking things up
>Maybe walking through snow/sand

Before they think invisible they will most likely think some kind of tech to block you out or you are a hacker deleting/editing shit somehow

>Pretty sure after a couple rapes they would start looking at real evidence

You also have the problem of unless you have somewhere to live now that requires no human contact you are eventually gonna be homeless

Can't realistically go to a doctor or dentist so any medical issue will be likely fatal

I would dare say the FBI thinking they have to track down and invisible man is the least of your worries

Or you rape a weirdo religious chick, you have the same shit, not FBI grade investigation but fucking religious nuts looking for clues about you

I don't know wtf to make of this :/

who gives a shit about money when you're invisible you could get almost everything for free anyway.

I think it would be more interesting if there was only one person in the elevator when you let out a huge, loud fact.