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I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here

Early Edition

Should be a good show tonight.

Will something actually happen tonight?

4 cunts getting immunity

Time for them all to turn on each other.

Kill Martin

Joel is really getting the hang of this comedy business isn't he.

You may only choose one.

Our vords tbqh

>That Donald Trump right?? I bet he reads the DAILY MAILLL

Kill them all and take Sam.

Or Ola, I guess.

I'll take Ola. Might be able to do my tiling on the cheap

it's already in Fuck Marry Kill order

I love Ola's shitty accent :3

Hows this series so far lads? Only watched the first ep and forgot it was desu

Had a bone for Snowden for about 10 years now desu

Im choosing the woman on the left. I dont know what this thread is about, I just saw a built blonde older woman and the need for another jerkin' has arrisen.

Same. Absolutely perfect titties.

FUCK NO NOT MARTIN

A bit boring, not a lot of drama so far.

REDEEMED

>Martin is immune
fml kms

here you go boys.

KING MARTIN OF HOUSE HAMMER, FIRST OF HIS NAME.

Would have happily shared them with Clooney.

Why is Martin so shit lol

Clooney smashed that? Nice.

>ywn fuck lisa snowdon so you can say you fucked george clooney by association

Shut Up Martin Count: 3

Good fucking lord, I almost cried. That shape and volume, flawless. Imagine getting titfucked by those, hnnnng

Is he the new Donny from the Big Lebowski

Is Scarlett growing a moustache?

reminds me of Angela White's in shape

Sam's smile :3

Going to have to smear some more Vaseline on the cameras for Carol.

If you wouldn't marry Scarlett then you are the utmost pleb.

fucking hell, I tried to suppress it but I just can't get Barry Shitpeas out of my head with Jordan

>Being a royal means you're stuck with Martin

Dropped

Just squeeze her forehead til the botox oozes out

She's a bit of a munter

I wish Joel was funny, he wants to be so much and I'd like him to be happy

raise your standards lad

unless you're a bit of a goblin yourself you can do better

>Danny won't wanna come
>Cuts to Danny offering to go

She's not even the hottest on gogglebox

That would be the Alex

AAAAAAA WHY IS MARTIN SO ANNOYING

SAM IS HOT DESU.

they look like mine :) im happy now.

;)

I just find her charming, she's a lovely lass.

Prove it.

with what, medical papers?

Ola or Sam >>>>>>>> All

>Northern
>Fat
>Dodgy teeth
>Looks anaemic without her fake tan
>Pleb for not wanting to marry her

The North reigns supreme over you southern poofs.

How does someone like Martin make it to be host of a TV program? Don't you have to be quite sociable to climb the media ladder?

He's such an annoying cunt - the kid in school that you feel sorry for sometimes but then he opens his mouth and you remember why he gets bullied and he fucking deserves it too.

>Northerners
>Better at anything

That vitamin D deficiency must be fucking with your head la.

It's an act. He was told to be as annoying/cause as much conflict as possible before he went in after they saw everyone getting along. The camp was too chill and the producers didn't like it.
or he's just a cunt.

>Fat
If anything she looked better when she was heavier. She lost weight but none of it disappeared from her face so now she has a massive round head that throws everything off.

>the kid in school that you feel sorry for sometimes but then he opens his mouth and you remember why he gets bullied and he fucking deserves it too.
I said the same thing almost verbatim a few days ago.

Nothing worse than a comic who constantly laughs through his own set. And he's the only one laughing.

Take notes lads. THIS is comedy.

based Sam doesn't give a shot about this """""”"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""”"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Southern poof """"""""""""""""""""""""""comedy""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

How do you remember their names? I rmember Ola because it's short and she's an absolute ride but the rest of them are just so bland and forgettable

She really is best girl. Only funny part of his bit was Adam losing his shit over such a bad "joke."

Joel is proof that everything below the Midlands should be nuked.

Ant looks wrong without Dec

yeah I'd rather have porked her when she was a hog

>Ant without Dec
>Dec without Ant

LET ME OFF THIS RIDE

Seeing Bant and Kek separated gave me a stange sense of uncomfort I've never felt before.

Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

Oh would you now?

FIONA!

how can bant and kek exchange long protein strings if they're separated?

Cap this post lads;

Extra Camp, with it's current line-up, will now be back next year

*not

maybe don't cap it...
but it will happen, there's no way they'll keep all four of these mongs on for next year

Who will they keep? Joe Swash has been on it for years and the only remaining one from the last version so I can't see him going anywhere, but will he be the only one to return?

I didn't even watch the final series of Now! and Extra Camp has already been been demoted to watch on demand whenever I can be arsed so I wouldn't care if they didn't even bother to have an after show next year.

Ere wot about t'Westcuntry KANT! Woitest in the country.

...

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

>Bant and Kek will die in your lifetime

How much do you think I'd have to pay Joe Swash to let me punch him once really hard in the face

You'd have to buy him a few pints at most.